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Keatah last won the day on September 8 2021

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  1. Anyone ever put Helium in their car tires? I mean like it would give lower rolling resistance like in hard drives and maybe even make the wheels lighter, so less gas.

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    2. bluejay


      I'm not a chemist, but fart is made up of mostly nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane. I'm quite sure there is less oxygen inside farts than normal air. Injecting fart into your engine will probably make it produce less power at best. Oh, and not to mention that the hose will carry hot air from the engine directly into your asshole, resulting in a tasty smoked Keatah's anus dish. Anyone want some of that for dinner?

    3. Keatah


      Wait'll I tell you about the dream I had where my ass was hovering over the toilet, swaying a'left and a'right, and 3D printing a New-World landscape in the water. Like an upside-down volcano blowing stuff from the sky! Floaters were clouds, sinkers were bedrock. To the microbes in there this was country-sized!

    4. GoldLeader


      I'm telling you get to the dream thread!  That way it won't just be me and Carlsson talking about poop over there.

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