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Status Updates posted by Keatah
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The wife is intractable. She wants cookies and chocolate. If she eats them then she says she gets even fatter from the guilt calories. If she doesn't eat them then she complains even more. What to do?
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I was trying to break this piece of wood. I put it on the curb and jumped on it on the street. Oh it broke alright, the other half snapped up and smacked me but good!
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My junk starts getting scared when I chase it around with a camera. It knows it's leaving the house to be sold to some uncaring ass on fleabay.
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Ha! Our library decommissioned 22 Windows machines in favor of iPads! Citing security, excessive patching, and usability issues, as reasons for the switch.
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I live in the country so my internet access is by cellphone 2g ~50k connection when it works right. It never works right because of 1 or 2 Windows computers I usually have on. Constantly updating! Windows security, Java, Chrome, you name it. Looked at my usage over the last 3 days and 120 megs which with a 50k connection means it takes half an hour to check your email. Connection bogs down to 1.5k there are so many updates. On the bright side is I have been buying a lot of nice laptops fo...
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Ahh crapola my main emulation drive got buggered. Lost power while updating it. Now it reads as blank/raw.
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Sadly not on all my systems.
Imagine 20 years of music, classic gaming stuff, journals, videos, research projects, art projects, photos, theoretical cosmology papers, and novelettes and short stories all being all gone.
It's time to reformat, zero-certify, and pull out the backups. Disaster Averted.
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FWIW my local best buy is infected with cellphone cases, earbuds, usb cables, and other disposable technology designed to transfer money from you to big tech.
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Paging all page girls!
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Bad rom dumps happen because the pins on the ICs are NOT properly cleaned.
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Each new version of Windows is a GUI fashion statement that forces users to relearn what was familiar to them in the previous version.
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I found a spare 486DX2-50 chip and 486DX-50 chip in my junk pile!
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MAME is continuing to bloat up. Soon it'll be bigger than uselessness itself!
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What good is chemistry set without chemicals? Back in the day, they made just that for the girls. Boys sets would contain everything to make fire and heat, smoke and explosions. Girls sets would have charts and microscopes to look at household cleaners and bugs.
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I think Sony has an OLED tv where the screen surface is the surface of the speaker! WTF? But at the same time interesting..
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Amusing that you have to be an "accepted" buyer to get a new ferrari.
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I suppose the financial stuff is a given. They want to know your community status and education. It also helps if you get colleague and dealership recommendations.
If you're an apartment junkie and you win the lottery, you're going to have to pay off people if you want a new ferrari.
Otherwise you're stuck with the pre-owned market. And having pre-owned ferraris doesn't carry clout.
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I would guess, and I don't know for certain, but his producers and managers would write up the recommendations.
Besides, celebrities are by default high status anyways.
I mean if I walked in there with baggy sweats and whatnot, I guarantee they wouldn't sell me one. I could have a million in cash at the ready.
I'd have to go through other channels. And pay off the right middlemen along the way.
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If you wear a mask on your ass, does that mean your fartsmell is contained?
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I'm beating it into submission as we speak!
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Normally don't do 2 status updates. But, GM has a new Hummer coming out, the full size one, with 11,500 LBS of torque and 1,000 HP. Crazy or what?!?!
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I got disk drive.
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Enjoying this Mintergate issue with Atari. Atari is legally correct. Minter is ethically correct, especially since Corpse of Atari let the T2K franchise lapse so much. It would be nice to support Jeff in this cause, but I know the wife isn't going to approve. She's simply not a videogame junkie like the rest of us.
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Remember that AF447 flight that went down? It's crazy man, the circumstances are more bizzare the more they look into it. One of the pilots had about 3000 hours experience, almost all under automation, very little hands-on. And the other one was into threesomes, and had 1 hour sleep the night before. No one in the cockpit understood what was happening! Just crazy!
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FTP was invented in 1971.
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Enjoying As The World Turns!
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I had a dream where my girlfriend was somehow sucked into the American Civil War and almost killed on the battlefield. She came back a bloody mess and all shot up and subjected to the severe medical procedures of the day.
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Windows is going to be shipping (or is already) with a Linux core. Don't know what it means, but maybe that'll straighten out the Linux camp and make it more standardized.
