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  1. The wife is intractable. She wants cookies and chocolate. If she eats them then she says she gets even fatter from the guilt calories. If she doesn't eat them then she complains even more. What to do?

    1. roland p

      roland p

      Buy earplugs.

    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Maybe help her figure out *why* she's doing that. Help her find something else to fill that void (running, etc), particularly that you can do together. For me, I just don't buy that stuff. If it's in the house, I eat it. If it's not, I don't. Makes it easier.

    3. Papa

      Papa

      I sleep with earplugs next to the bed...

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  2. I was trying to break this piece of wood. I put it on the curb and jumped on it on the street. Oh it broke alright, the other half snapped up and smacked me but good!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Ohh dear..

    2. JamesD
    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I wrecked on my skateboard (at age 32)...Jumping a curb (or so I thought), and smashing my head into the pavement...Anyway my first thought was to jump up and hope the neighbors hadn't seen, haha

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  3. My junk starts getting scared when I chase it around with a camera. It knows it's leaving the house to be sold to some uncaring ass on fleabay.

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Nothing scares junk like a good beating.

    2. atarian63
    3. Emehr

      Emehr

      I recommend sticking the junk back in the trunk. I know it's hard but sometimes you just gotta hang on. To your junk.

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  4. Ha! Our library decommissioned 22 Windows machines in favor of iPads! Citing security, excessive patching, and usability issues, as reasons for the switch.

    1. DeputyMoniker

      DeputyMoniker

      How many Windows machines are remaining?

    2. ricortes

      ricortes

      I live in the country so my internet access is by cellphone 2g ~50k connection when it works right. It never works right because of 1 or 2 Windows computers I usually have on. Constantly updating! Windows security, Java, Chrome, you name it. Looked at my usage over the last 3 days and 120 megs which with a 50k connection means it takes half an hour to check your email. Connection bogs down to 1.5k there are so many updates. On the bright side is I have been buying a lot of nice laptops fo...

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      @DM maybe 40 or 50, whatever they had before. They are replacing the systems that have to do with kids. Kids understand touching "apps" better than clicking on icons. Not to mention the vast selection available.

       

      I know kids that out and outright refuse to work on the traditional desktop.

       

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  5. Ahh crapola my main emulation drive got buggered. Lost power while updating it. Now it reads as blank/raw.

    1. goldenegg

      goldenegg

      Meh ... It doesn't bother me. That's what backups are for. I'm pretty anal with my data, so all my important stuff is on at least 2 device, with very important stuff also replicated off-site. All this costs me is 3 hours waiting for the drive to reformat (full format, not a quick format).

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      You don't have an uninterruptible power supply?

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Sadly not on all my systems.

       

      Imagine 20 years of music, classic gaming stuff, journals, videos, research projects, art projects, photos, theoretical cosmology papers, and novelettes and short stories all being all gone.

       

      It's time to reformat, zero-certify, and pull out the backups. Disaster Averted.

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  6. FWIW my local best buy is infected with cellphone cases, earbuds, usb cables, and other disposable technology designed to transfer money from you to big tech.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I remember and thoroughly lived through the heydays of CompUSA and the years before and naturally after. When a 386 was a $20,000 beast and 486 was higher than the Stratosphere. And all the clones that dropped the prices.

       

      If ever there was a need for a race to the bottom, this was the time!

    2. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      I love Best Buy for electronic recycling, movies, toys, and especially flash drives on sale.

       

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I honestly don't know what a BB looks like inside today. It's been at least 5 or more years since I visited.

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  7. Paging all page girls!

    1. Grig

      Grig

      All 1992 girls with pagers YES!

    2. high voltage
    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Pager? I barely know'er!

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  8. Bad rom dumps happen because the pins on the ICs are NOT properly cleaned.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I mean...Ummm...Nothing ;)

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      @nanochess, you go around the whole circumference of the pin?

    3. nanochess

      nanochess

      Yes, it prevents further oxidation. But only if I had problems with the chip.

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  9. Each new version of Windows is a GUI fashion statement that forces users to relearn what was familiar to them in the previous version.

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Yeah, I'm getting pretty tired of the "fix what ain't broke" mentality on the PC.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Windows 7 Uber Alles!!!

    3. SIO2

      SIO2

      Windows? Oh, that old OS I use when Android or Chrome can't get the job done - so almost never.

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  10. I found a spare 486DX2-50 chip and 486DX-50 chip in my junk pile!

    1. Papa

      Papa

      I have a PNY QuickChip! FUN!!

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I've got one or two Evergreen 5x86-133 upgrade chips. One of them is inside a cute little Unisys POS terminal that originally shipped with a 486 DX-33.

    3. Csonicgo

      Csonicgo

      My Pentium 200 ain't junk...

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  11. MAME is continuing to bloat up. Soon it'll be bigger than uselessness itself!

    1. Osgeld

      Osgeld

      you should see the romsets, they grow what seems like 10 gigs every release

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      You actually just reminded me I left my bartop Multicade on downstairs ...Maybe I'll go play a quick game of Joust before watching Stephen Colbert...

    3. JamesD

      JamesD

      I liked it better when MESS was separate.

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  12. What good is chemistry set without chemicals? Back in the day, they made just that for the girls. Boys sets would contain everything to make fire and heat, smoke and explosions. Girls sets would have charts and microscopes to look at household cleaners and bugs.

    1. NE146

      NE146

      Too many recorded deaths from dihydrogen monoxide

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I remember playing with my chemistry set. And afterwards I took a hot shower. Really hot. And I got out and found my skin was smoking!

       

      I thought I had invented some new disease and was freaking out!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Later that day we went to McDonald’s or Jack-In-The-Box, and it was really humid outside. We had the AC cranked up in the car. And to my complete terror, it was blowing white smoke! When we got back I hid my chemistry set under the bed and “barricaded” it with other toys and boxes.

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  13. I think Sony has an OLED tv where the screen surface is the surface of the speaker! WTF? But at the same time interesting..

    1. WIZZARD77

      WIZZARD77

      Honda uses something similar in the new Ridgeline. The pickup box itself is the speaker.

    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      So the louder it gets, the blurrier.

    3. Keatah
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  14. Amusing that you have to be an "accepted" buyer to get a new ferrari.

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      How does a little prick like Justin Bieber get a Ferrari then?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I suppose the financial stuff is a given. They want to know your community status and education. It also helps if you get colleague and dealership recommendations.

       

      If you're an apartment junkie and you win the lottery, you're going to have to pay off people if you want a new ferrari.

       

      Otherwise you're stuck with the pre-owned market. And having pre-owned ferraris doesn't carry clout.

       

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      @CPU

       

      I would guess, and I don't know for certain, but his producers and managers would write up the recommendations.

       

      Besides, celebrities are by default high status anyways.

       

      I mean if I walked in there with baggy sweats and whatnot, I guarantee they wouldn't sell me one. I could have a million in cash at the ready.

       

      I'd have to go through other channels. And pay off the right middlemen along the way.

       

       

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  15. If you wear a mask on your ass, does that mean your fartsmell is contained?

    1. SoundGammon

      SoundGammon

      Not wearing a mask is like having sex with a stranger and not wearing a condom!

       

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Let's just say that toddler's fart/poop smell will go through diapers, mask or no mask.  I was unfortunate one time at a thrift store when a toddler pooped his diaper and the smell gave me the dry heaves.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'm giving Keatah a like for using the word whumppffff in a sentence.

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  16. I'm beating it into submission as we speak!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare!

    2. shadow460

      shadow460

      Just eat it, eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it!

    3. xDragonWarrior
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  17. Normally don't do 2 status updates. But, GM has a new Hummer coming out, the full size one, with 11,500 LBS of torque and 1,000 HP. Crazy or what?!?!

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      ah, so MPG is moot. That's kinda cool, I guess ... not looking forward to seeing giant hulks on the road again, though. 

    2. simbalion

      simbalion

      ^ With the roads around my area, these over-sized pickups people like to drive are almost too big as it is.

    3. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      An electric Hummer?? So, where did they strap the nuclear reactor to?

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  18. I got disk drive.

    1. Iwantgames:)

      Iwantgames:)

      I have 5 1/4" floppy

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      What is better? 5.25" floppy or a 3.5" hard?

       

      And what about the Exatron StringyFloppy?

    3. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      Baby got back up drive

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  19. Enjoying this Mintergate issue with Atari. Atari is legally correct. Minter is ethically correct, especially since Corpse of Atari let the T2K franchise lapse so much. It would be nice to support Jeff in this cause, but I know the wife isn't going to approve. She's simply not a videogame junkie like the rest of us.

    1. ls650

      ls650

      DoctorTom, Google "Minter and Atari" and you'll find out pretty quick. Jeff Minter, the guy who has written several spinoffs of Tempest, has received a C&D letter from 'the new Atari' to not release his new TxK for various platforms.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'm just getting caught up on this, but Jeff made a very interesting point when he said Atari ported T2K in such a way as to cut him out of the royalties. He may be able to turn this around on them.

    3. Certifiable

      Certifiable

      Sure, if he was interested in a long and expensive legal battle...

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  20. Remember that AF447 flight that went down? It's crazy man, the circumstances are more bizzare the more they look into it. One of the pilots had about 3000 hours experience, almost all under automation, very little hands-on. And the other one was into threesomes, and had 1 hour sleep the night before. No one in the cockpit understood what was happening! Just crazy!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      The "hands-on" guy simply didn't have experience at the stick. A corporate baby essentially. NOOB in videogame terms. And certainly not enough CRM skill either. Both pilots fell out of the loop and couldn't back in it when a glitch occurred.

       

    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Ahhh, I see what you mean now. Excessive amounts of sex can be pretty intoxicating, and we all know what can happen if you try operating heavy machinery while intoxicated.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Got to reading the report and all that. That Bonin guy was an idiot. He eventually stalled the plane. With illogical reasoning he pulled back on the stick in response to an airspeed indicator failure. Uhmm..? Yeh..

       

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  21. FTP was invented in 1971.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Festive Testicle Peeler.

    2. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      And I still can't get it to work right.

    3. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      Fking troublesome piece (of junk).

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  22. Enjoying As The World Turns!

    1. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      I thought that show got cancelled?

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      It did. He must be watching it on YouTube or he taped some episodes himself.

    3. AtariLynx Lover

      AtariLynx Lover

      As The World Turns...

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  23. I had a dream where my girlfriend was somehow sucked into the American Civil War and almost killed on the battlefield. She came back a bloody mess and all shot up and subjected to the severe medical procedures of the day.

    1. jetset

      jetset

      Yeah but sometimes a bloddy mess on a Civil War battlefield is just a bloody mess on a Civil War battlefield. :P

    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      As long as the Civil War Doc/butcher doesn't saw off the boobs.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Having access to history books, you could slip her information on enemy movements.

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  24. Windows is going to be shipping (or is already) with a Linux core. Don't know what it means, but maybe that'll straighten out the Linux camp and make it more standardized.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Are they ever gonna come out with a good Windows?  :)

    2. Stephen

      Stephen

      They did, and it's at end of life in a few weeks.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^Haha!   My man!

       

      That's Exactly what I was thinking.

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