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  1. I had a dream about 2 modems connected to each other and sending data back and forth so fast they exploded.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      These were 300baud Micromodems again. Known for running at 450 baud with some software tricks. Always beat spec. We had something called Zoom Telefonics modems, thr laughingstock of data transfer!

       

    2. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      Sounds like some sort of wet dream.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I keep dreaming about these micromodem things. Especially the black microcoupler box with the little red light on it.

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  2. Not paying $100 for a screwdriver with the Apple logo on it.

     

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Why not?  The government pays $40,000 for a hammer. 

    2. MattelAquarius

      MattelAquarius

      I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!

    3. Albert

      Albert

      Surely there are plenty of third-party screwdrivers at this point for any oddball screws Apple uses.  I've never had any problems opening Apple devices, and I have opened a TON of them (mostly computers, though, I've never opened an iPhone or iPad).

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  3. I had the sudden urge to program my old KIM-1. What kind of program shall I do?

    1. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      Skynet

       

    2. Bryan
    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      was thinking of a 64x64 array of LED's. the KIM-1 would be the controller.

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  4. My new SFFPC now has two cartridge slots.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Additionally, if you go through the trouble to swap things, you tend to be thoughtful about what your doing and it lends a sense of physicality.

    2. Syzygy1

      Syzygy1

      I have trouble understanding you sometimes. Could you give the "For Dummies" version of that? (You should write "SmallFormFactor PC for Dummies")

    3. GoldLeader
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  5. Award BIOS!

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Wuerde aber merkwuerdig geil sein. :P

    2. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      I need to brush up on German, darnit!

    3. Shawn

      Shawn

      They make for great reprogramming. Dunno how many I've plucked out of old machines and turned into Atari and Nintendo games :)

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  6. Dr. said I could turn into a woman.. !?!? WTF??!

    1. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      @ pang....You have a dream that you are a woman?

    2. potatohead

      potatohead

      Could? Like you got permission, or something is broken?

       

    3. SRGilbert

      SRGilbert

      Are you currently a girl? If so, you'll be a woman soon.....

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  7. Any idea how to suck out the insides of an M&M ?

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I figure I can reverse the process then and refill with something else.

       

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      OK.  Good.  Now it all makes sense...But,  Did you know, you could put a Skittle in 1 hand and an M&M in the other.  And then walk around your local Mall, showing everybody while saying,  "Look!   I'm into S & M!" Then ya show them the candies and say "S & M...S & M!"  And the local goth kids will probably say, "heh!~   That old dude's pretty funny!"

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Tch'ohh Ridiculous!!

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  8. One-handed unboxing videos are so dumb. And cheaper than cheap. Not only that, the ass shot it vertical too!

     

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      And yes, I am a grumpy old sarcastic ass, when it comes to hearing or reading "unboxing video".  Pretty sure some short circuits in my head cause that.  🤪

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      lit by the nerd glow of a camping headband LED,  he whispers, "Remember to like and subscribe"...

    3. Swami

      Swami

      I hate the ones where they unbox a game and never show gameplay. And, yeah, spring for a video camera and tripod. It's like $100. Their phone was six times that and they might drop it. Or better yet, find a friend.

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  9. Enjoying the freezing temps out. Not sub-zero yet, but on the way!

    1. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      38 in orlando this morning!

    2. zylon

      zylon

      29 in Atlanta early AM

    3. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      The south is freeeezing

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  10. Well.. There's been an overall reduction in activity. Not just chat.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      How are these metrics tracked?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      By gut feeling.

       

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      A lot of people have gotten busy...Not me, but "normal" people.

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  11. An Amazon package I ordered has left the distro facility 4 times already!

    1. CaptainBreakout

      CaptainBreakout

      It's fun how tracking lets you look up the skirt of how all this big shipping companies handle your parcel. Creates a lot of tension and emotional involvement when it was previously invisible a couple decades ago.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I say it removes it!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I heard that idea of sending everything to central "hubs", then sorting, then the planes leaving with packages bound for their area, came from a college business term paper. He got a "C" on the paper (dumb Prof.)...But Fedex, USPS, UPS etc. thought it was Great.

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  12. I had a dream about my pet fruit fly being consumed by fungus. We even airlifted it to the genetics center to no avail. It was a gonner.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I had a weird dream that my parent's house was now a big department store.

    2. carlsson

      carlsson

      I had a dream that my parent's apartment had been converted into a hotel, and then now needed to pay per night to stay in what used to be their home.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      A stomach full of pasta and garlic bread before bedtime can really make you have weird dreams.

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  13. Vacuum tubes and light bulbs scare me, I think they're under pressure and always gonna 'splode!

    1. Trinity

      Trinity

      Just think what exploding cap's on your mobo could do to you...

       

      Muhahahahahaha!!!

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Don't stand too close to a naked man!

    3. Emehr

      Emehr

      if a vacuum tube exploded then it wouldn't be a vacuum tube.

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  14. Today I farted. And out came my Personal Cloud.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Just farting and belching mostly.

       

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Nobody comes to visit me in my little cloud! Don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause I'm cutting muffins.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      You should just go into a skyscraper's elevator and fart and watch everyone's reactions.

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  15. Sorting and scrapping old PCs tonight.

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      If you end up with any working 386 motherboards you'd like to get rid of, let me know.

    2. Keatah
    3. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      @Keatah, I have an old iXserver 1U rack PC built by Wind River Systems. I used it as a UNIX mail/web/proxy server back in the 90s. It's still around and functional, I think it had BSDi. PM me if you are interested. :)

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  16. Microsoft wants you on 10 so they can sell your metrics.

  17. Did you know? The Apple III had special chips installed to PREVENT its II+ mode from accessing the advanced hardware from the III side.

    1. BassGuitari

      BassGuitari

      It always works out when computer companies deliberately cripple their machines, doesn't it?

       

      (Oh, hello, Tandy MC-10, didn't see you there!)

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Believe me. You don't want to put time and effort into an Apple III. They're more niche than niche.

    3. simbalion

      simbalion

      Well,considering Steve Jobs came up with the thing, who can blame it for having issues? He was one big head case as it was!

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  18. Just got lots of TRS-80 Pocket Computer models 1 & 2 software. Both "official" and homebrew! Mostly tapes, but some type-ins and those small receipt printouts too.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I'm in the middle of doing my 486 stuff now, next is the pocket computer stuff. Every 5 or so years I go and straighten everything up.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Cool! I never owned one, but I've always liked the TRS-80 Pocket Computers.

       

      (One could probably build a modern version pretty easily with today's microcontrollers. Another geek project for my nonexistent free time.)

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I'd love to see one of these with a Red LED display even though my personal nostalgia spot screams original LCD.

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  19. Some stupid-ass duck is outside and won't shut up. I'mna go shoot the thing!

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      OH MY GOD you need to be careful!!! I've seen those duck documentaries. What they do is when you stick the gun in a hole in the tree they tie a knot into it!!

    2. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      Duck season!

      Very tasty indeed!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Well I shot the fucker with the pressure washer. The kind that reach second story windows. I don't think it's coming back.

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  20. I had a dream about piloting a jet bomber and dropping bombs all over the place. Except that this bomber plane was a paper airplane, the targets were bugs and anthills, and the bombs were poprocks.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I stuck Pop Rocks into the little hole in my head. It's been over 4 hours, so I better call my doctor.

    2. sqoon

      sqoon

      sounds like a good idea for a video game

    3. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      Sounds like someone has traumatic memories of playing CandyLand..

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  21. After 1 month with Windows 10 I'm beginning to enjoy it. It makes use of the latest technologies whereas older OS'es don't. Naturally. Of course I did some tweaks and such, but nothing out of the ordinary or esoteric.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Since I tried Windows 10 (Once Uggg!) and it wouldn't stop making annoying noises,...I call it the Jar Jar Binks of Operating Systems LOL!

    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      I've been using Win10 on my cheapo GOG.com laptop for a couple years, and of course we use it at work every day. Really, other than the frequent updates I haven't had too many issues. At this point I'm a long ways from a "power user" though, my needs are few.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I’m only a power user when it comes to simulations and physics modeling. Everything else we do works fine on a 10 year old rig.

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  22. Well the 3x strength Clotrimazole wiped out the fungus but good. Just like the USS Defiant swooping in on the Jem'Hadar.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      It got so bad so fast I kept my wirebrush from my toolbox with me to scratch. Till I got the med which worked quite quickly. Now it's 1% strength for routine patrol for a while.

       

      Man it came on like a freight train. One day I was fine the next an itch-fest. Right after an event we attended. I'm sure.

       

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Ahh, summertime. 

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Usually a slap'n'scratch with soap'n'water does the trick. But not that time. Damn! ..I should have saved some of it and cultured a batch.

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  23. Culture. It's stuff put into your head to mold you, shape you, season you. It makes you do things.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      …how about a Culture Club concert? See what I did there? ha

    2. Keatah
    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      LOL....Double points for Save 2600!! He hit the topic and is right, That'd be way Worse than a Doors concert!

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  24. Dealing with a full-on White Castle blowout!

    1. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Impossible Burger?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Sack of 10 standard burgers

       

    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      So is that why they call them sliders? They slide from one end of your digestive system to the other.

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  25. Is it ture that the 6502 is the only CPU approved for biomedical implants?

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      No one ever suspected Skynet was a VIC-20.

    2. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      Why not? Isn't the internet run on a VIC-20?

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      It actually an a800 if the better devices

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