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  1. Enjoyed the lunar eclipse yesterday. We tried out some new cameras and lenses too.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      Keatah, so you were able to snap some good photos?

    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      I got to see it. It was neat, full blood moon. Nice!

    3. ls650

      ls650

      I went out and looked at 9pm PST. It was very red here, like a dark burnt orange colour.

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  2. Enjoying repairing 286 and 486 machines all day today!

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      More exciting than what most people were doing today.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      All 7 boards I worked on today had minor damage to a coupla 2-3 traces near the battery.

       

      You'd swear it was designed that way on-purpose.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      The type of damage is simple to fix but system debilitating. And I bet tons of these ended up in e-cyclers because not economical to repair.

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  3. My new camera has an Ansel Adams button.

    1. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      How is his brother Samual?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      No. He was one of the premier b/w nature photographers of the 20th century. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansel_Adams

       

      The soul stealing stuff is something entirely different. I'll make a pico-story about it sometime.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      All the souls are on the SD card under DCIM/SOULS001.

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  4. Why can't I smell my own farts? Everybody else can!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Once you singe your own nose hair, you become immune.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      What do you mean when you say "everyone else can"? That they can smell their own farts, or that they can smell yours? I recommend farting in their direction and asking them if they can smell it, just to eliminate any ambiguity.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Unless my farts are the ultra heavy wet style. I don't smell them much. But others think they stink so bad the dog ate something dead.

       

      The ones I smell most are the ones I blow prior to small chunky black diarrhea. This is a powerful forceful stench that could seemingly cut holes in chairs.

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  5. Everybody should use emulators, because, naturally, nothing is real.

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      With save states, he could come back every single day and say the same exact thing, over and over and over again. :-D

       

    2. NE146

      NE146

      Y0 dawg we heard you like emulators so we emulated your favorite emulator and emulated THAT in an emulator

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      ..and nothing to get hung about

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  6. Stretch marks or grill marks?

    1. Cobra Kai
    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Some people like the flavor of both.

    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      (looks down) Definitely stretch marks.

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  7. Thinking about what my 1st post should be in the new Apple II forum..

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      How about "C64 > Atari > Apple"? HAHAHA

    2. save2600

      save2600

      Long live the Apple III!

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      It should be a "HELLO WORLD" program written in Applesoft BASIC, of course!

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  8. Enjoying some astronomy and telescope music tonight.

    1. BigO

      BigO

      Holst?

       

    2. Keatah
    3. Torr

      Torr

      Floating down

      The sound resounds

      Around the icy waters underground

      Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania

      Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten.

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  9. Cozying up with reading material about vintage modems. Apple-Cat II, MicroModem II, ASCII Express, ProTerm, and other stuff written back in the day. Big snowstorm will hopefully visit our town tomorrow.

    1. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      @Keatah, sounds like a fun read! :)

    2. CaptainBreakout

      CaptainBreakout

      Sweet... Something about a modem handshake reminds me of a snowstorm. Cheers!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      It's the quietness outside that sets the mood for vintage digital communications.

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  10. I like the VCS. It tells you to sit down and shut up. Make do with this - and a single button joystick gets pushed in your face.

    1. accousticguitar
    2. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      Nothing better has been made since. True story.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      My VCS doesn't talk to me. Maybe it's broken.

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  11. My head is becoming the garbage dump of the internet. Filled with no-good and useless prattle collected from the most stupid people ever to exist.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I had a dream where you were a giant and stuffed stupid people into your ears to feed your brain.

    2. Osgeld

      Osgeld

      " Thus I spent extraordinary time refining my farting procedures. And I've become quite adept at either making silent stinkers or ones loud enough the whole room knows exactly where they originated from."

       

      July 20th, from Keatah... last, bastion for intelligence

    3. Fixitguy74

      Fixitguy74

      @ Osgeld LOL!!!!!

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  12. Today I learned how to test engine coolant with a DMM!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Direct Metal Mastering: A process in which an LP side is cut into copper instead of lacquer.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I'm pretty sure a DMM is some kind of rectal thermometer.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      For all you jokers out there. A Digital MultiMeter!

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  13. Best Buy hires dolts and the undereducated. What manager would tell customers to not shop (at his store), unless he has a grudge too..?

    1. cvga

      cvga

      Maybe he's only telling customers that haven't bathed in a long time :)

    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      probably because the customer was unreasonable or annoying,done it myself a few times.

       

    3. ls650

      ls650

      True - the customer is NOT always right.

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  14. Almost got caught up in the graphics card marketing quagmire again. ALMOST! But settled on some GTX1080 boards for about 225 ea.

    1. youxia

      youxia

      Sold my big gaming rig since now I travel a lot. Actually just bought a cheap desktop (i5 3570) but only to rebuild it as a portable retro CRT box

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      My MO is to get the nicest "budget gamer" thing for $150 available ... or the next best thing in a laptop. Thank goodness cheap GPUs have reached the "good enough" phase for me; I'm not chasing higher resolutions or butter frame rates or crypto mining.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I tend to go after higher-end stuff, used, a year or two old. Then watch the new features in the new tech get debugged, market-accepted, tested.. Either approach gives lower prices. One gets you the latest standards and APIs, another gets you higher performance.

       

      Either way, staying behind the leading edge is a good thing.

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  15. Amazon is buying old Toys R Us buildings to convert into local warehouses..

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Wow, they're sure sucking the fun out of those stores.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I've wondered why more e-tailers don't pick up vacant retail spaces on the cheap and expand their local distribution.

       

      (Of course, it would be better if Toys-R-Us had survived and used the stores as their *own* distribution centers, but since they won't be using them anymore, it might as well be Amazon.)

    3. Albert

      Albert

      Interesting.

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  16. I put these case badges on one-a my rigs. And, suddenly, it seems to run faster and more reliably!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      That's like how, in high school, chrome valve covers, make

      your car go 10% faster.

    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Yep, chrome valve covers make it easier to wipe the grease off, so that saves weight. And a cooler car with upgrades can net a bloke a thinner/fit girl, so that also saves weight. Less weight = faster car.

    3. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      jd_1128 just be careful she also doesn't make you wallet lighter and life heavier....

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  17. Carly Fiorina says 95% of online activity is unnecessary.

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      @Keatah: That sounds about right to me. My most "important" online activities (checking e-mail, AtariAge, and work-related stuff) probably add up to only a few minutes every day. I already abstain from Facebook and Twitter and the other really big time-wasters, but I'm still looking for ways to cut back.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      She also said in the same speech that too much money is spent on Apps development instead of solid and tangible real-world manufacturing. I also need to cut back and ensure that the time spent online returns a real benefit.

    3. JamesD

      JamesD

      95% of Carly Fiorina's bonus from the Compaq/HP merger was unnecessary

       

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  18. I got this weird imaginary wind blowing in my face. And it feels real!

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Your mouth was open and everything.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Is it live, or is it Memorex?

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      I got this weird record playing -- Spinal Tap's "Break Like the Wind".

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  19. I wholeheartedly agree that FPGA is THE FUTURE of retrogaming. But emulation is here today and kicking ass!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Still have my Bleem! CD.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      200 per system seems to be the way it’s going. Not for me either.

    3. derFunkenstein

      derFunkenstein

      I wish Analogue would re-package the Nt Mini in a plastic shell and re-release it at a lower price point. $200 for that with all the various 8-bit cores available is very reasonable.

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  20. They showed an electric F-150 towing a million pound train 300 meters. I wonder how much battery life was remaining after that? Nevertheless I'm looking forward to it!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Of course! This makes me remember playing with an oil-bearing demonstration at the MSI Chicago. You could move this 50,000 lb rotor/wheel with no more force than busting a pencil in half.

       

      Me and my buddies got to whailing on it till it was going at a good clip. Then each of us taking turns guarding it all morning watching to see if it would stop. It did not.

    2. Machine

      Machine

      I am more impressed by the towstrap.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      My grandfather was a conductor on the Big Boy!  There's one on display at a park here.  :)

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  21. It'll be a sad day when Ingenuity gets left behind.

    1. CaptainBreakout

      CaptainBreakout

      Hmmm...  Brainy Smurf?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      The test drone on Mars. Sooner or later, the rover will have to leave the area and get about its business. It will leave the drone behind. They call it a helicopter, which it is not.

    3. CaptainBreakout

      CaptainBreakout

      Ahhh!  I agree.  That's a high water mark for human ingenuity.  Still you gotta admit I was close with The Martian.

       

      Can I have one more guess anyways? How about Bing-Bong in Inside Out in that scene where they are stuck in the wasteland of discarded ideas.  Oh wait... That's scene is REAL sad. Nevermind.

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  22. I used to put bugs on an upturned woofer. And connecting it to a battery made it into a trampoline for them!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Then it looked like something from the Jetsons. And I instituted a bug-O-not training program so I could fly them on my model rockets. I used a signal generator to make all kinds slow and fast vibrations from like 0.1Hz through 1000Hz.

       

      Though the low frequencies were more like sea sickness conditioning.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Why don't kids today do cool things like this?

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      They might do it if it was an app that they could play on their phones. The natural world is too icky.

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  23. Why does it take 15 years to build a sub?

    1. MagitekAngel

      MagitekAngel

      Dammit RT you beat me to the punch.

    2. FastRobPlus
    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      BAE Systems Astute a youtube documentary said it took 14 years to make.

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  24. Why do pillbugs crawl in circles on the wall?

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      These are the things I think about when playing videogames.. dunno why else..

       

      I was wondering if they are tracing out the wireless RF pattern, or some heat pattern in the wall?

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      If you squished the pillbugs then there wouldn't be any reason to wonder.

    3. Unbeliever

      Unbeliever

      Maybe they're doing what dogs to...making a comfy spot to lie down? :)

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  25. I had a cool dream about my space chillout room actually being in space! On the tech side of things - I discovered my IOMEGA ZIP DRIVE has a 68000 - 68HC16 microcontroller in it! Complex stuff for a simple cheap-o consumer product back then. Yes?

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      it could be..

    2. Arbee

      Arbee

      68HC16 isn't a 68k, it's an expanded 68HC11 as jaybird noted.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      yes reading the datasheet now.

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