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Status Updates posted by Keatah
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Pampers Lumi diapers have wifi built in and sends a text when your kid pisses its pants.
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My previous status update survived the day! Now I don't have to make one discussing the newly discovered Jupiter-Venus resonance that modifies Earth's orbit around the Sun every 405,000 years. Woot!
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The world's population checks its phones 120,000,000,000 per day.
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Time to get out the extra blankets and pillows and dump it all into reading and media room. Winter is here. The warmth of reading and classic gaming by firelight is gonna be just fine and cozy.
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Jamming Symphony no.80 in D minor. Leonard Bernstein, conductor!
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Original manuals that shipped with your computer. Remarkably nostalgic in a sleeper-kinda way. I bet most people are overlooking this aspect of classic computing.
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I dreamed I was an unidentifiable sandwich surfing on a river of bile. The room was spinning and all the toilets and pipes were in the grip of violent borborygmic convulsions.
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I was over at the in-laws earlier, and I blew this one snot. It shot out and ended up somewhere on the knick-knack table, I think. Not sure. Everytime the room was clear I conducted a search in the area. No such luck. I just know they're gonna find it next week. It was the size of a cornflake!
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8 inches of snow and continuing. Cozied up under blankets. Emulators ready to go.
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Listening to a podcast on airborne anal infections.
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I remember a time when I was a kid and I blew one. I was in school and didn't want to attract attention. So I sat there motionless and I swear the fart went back up into my ass. It had to because at the time I blowing mean ones from hot dogs with cheese and chocolate - no one looked or started sniffing or anything!
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I got an ipad and don't know what to do with it. ughhhhh.. Why does this shit have to happen?
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Cheese, firmware for your gut.
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IRQs, DMAs, and shifting COM ports definitely separated the men from the boys.
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Updating my iTunes library.
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Where can I buy an Amoeba?
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No fat women. No fish burps. Now, how may I hep you?
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Great that the 7800 is gaining in popularity. Maybe one day emulation for it will get the royal treatment instead of the royal flush. Thinking about toilets and stuff, you know.
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Space trivia: The HST suffers from a phenomenon known as desorption. This is where parts of the telescope evaporate away into space. And every year they need to adjust the optics to compensate.
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For those that give a rat's ass, ebay has over 4,000 Apple II items for sale. Highest it's ever been. As are the prices too!
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2 more days, Monday, till wife's new ride arrives. It's gonnabe fun! I got a list of "excuses" a mile long for getting a hold of it.
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Patience. Diligence. Purpose.
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Gosh.. Foreigner has the most looserism depressing lyrics of any contemporary rock band.
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Pulled out my 1982 Casio LCD digital watch! Works perfectly. Used to use it to set a time limit for video pinball.
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I caught a glimpse of the crescent moon and felt fear for a moment. shit!
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Ohh how did I miss this?!? Six Flags spiffed up the Revolution at Magic Mountain! New smoother cars and no shoulder bars. Hopefully it's true to the original that first opened in May of 1976! Rode it then and I have to make a trip to ride it now! A special treat just for me!
