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  1. Put it this way. If your baby shits on subway, you get scorned and likely thrown off. But if a celeb’s brat shits, it makes headlining news and gets 1,000,000 likes. 

  2. ..and gets 100,000+ likes in the process.

  3. Only if you’re a celeb does your hellspawn’s bowel movements make front-page news.

  4. Barge-a-Lardo..

  5. We search for intelligent life out there because there is none here.

  6. Gotta love them arcade snobs whom absolutely refuse to play phoenixed boards.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      OK,  I know I could Yahoo it,  but what are Phoenixed Boards?

       

      Do they have to do with (arcade game) Phoenix?

       

      Do they have to do with the Phoenix on Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman)?

       

      Do they have to do with my beloved Hi Tech HDMI ColecoVision (CollectorVision) Phoenix?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      A phoenixed board is an arcade PCB revived from the dead. But not just any old repair. A specific repair.

       

      The suicide batteries go dead, taking an encryption table with it. And the game stops working. Think CMOS clock battery.

       

      The whole point is to limit how long the arcade game operates for whatever reason. Or prevent reverse engineering.

      http://www.arcadecollecting.com/dead/dead.html

      http://www.retroclinic.com/leopardcats/decrypt/decryption.htm

       

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Thanks for the info!!

       

      These companies seem to be doing an almost planned obsolescence, well, more of a planned repair (kind of like certain Datsuns I've heard about, where the "check engine" light comes on for no reason other than it's "programmed" to...) 

       

      Too bad companies like SEGA, Capcom, Gaelco etc. were involved in such underhanded tactics...

  7. Passionate GeoCities members sharing their hobby through a wheezing old-man dialup connection. Or. Social media moguls conducting self-promoting, self-aggrandizing, activities through a firehose of fiber connections.

     

    Which do you prefer?

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So as I was out at the beach I thought this place could use more birds...Yeeeah,...Need Moe Gulls,   Moeguls...Moguls!   Uh-huh :)

  8. Today my Horoscope says I'm The BOSS when it comes to computer stuff! Large and in charge! I can live with that..

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Also...Jus thinkin' here, but...If we consider astrology's origins to be Ancient Mesopotamia...And horoscopes themselves to be,  (I'm going to say) Ancient Egyptian in origin...And computers have existed since???..Well not to sound like a flamer from the Ghost of some long forgotten Jaguar subForums,  but Do The Math!    (Numsayin Homedawg?)

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Astrology is sophisticated enough to account for new technologies. Numerology does the math..

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Fair enough.

       

       

      Though in my mind,  Astrology is vague enough to account for new technologies,  and Numerology does the anti-math...It 's kind of like how I explain that I got an A+ in College Algebra but a C in College Accounting.  (True story) ;)

  9. My head nearly exploded after awakening from a dream about programming.

    10 Goto 20

    20 Goto 10

    And back and forth it went. At 7GHz and faster till the heat fever broke.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Copacetic!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Now there's a word I hadn't heard in a long time, long time..

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      That's what I thought about kosher haha...(I was trying to EMULATE, if U will,  your comment)..Even Alliteratively  (Both start with that same "Ka" sound ;)

  10. TwoFittieSixKay

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      If You See Kay...

  11. I feel the need. The need to scan.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I feel that way almost every time I'm at the self checkout...

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I just put the item on the scanner and wait till a clerk comes by. They try to explain I have to do the barcode, but I'm like whuuuttt?? They just scan everything right then and there 4me. It's like jumping the checkout line!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Haha!  And...I like the way you push LOOK UP ITEM...

       

      And it says WE'VE MADE EVERYTHING EASIER...

       

      DO YOU WISH TO LOOK UP ITEM?

       

      push  YES ...

       

       

      :|

  12. Kettles in the Kitchen. Steams'ginning to brew. Emulators on the move!

  13. It is important that you level-up your purchasing of goods. It is your civic responsibility. Help prevent recession!

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So like if someone bought an NFT of a Trophy...Could they still brag about it and be annoying?

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      They could.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well then...that's what I'm gonna do!

       

      Don't worry,  I'll be sure and overpay!

       

       

      Ya don't get to be truly obnoxious unless you're bragging about something that nobody thought was a good idea in the first place.

       

  14. An OHIO school want to do genital exams for sports participants? WTF?

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Jus thought of this...

       

       

       

  15. Seth Green paid nearly $300,000 to get his stolen Bored Ape back!

    We can now all breathe a sigh of relief.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'll take payment in Dogecoin or Red Baron Mini Pizzas!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      The replies are epic in quantity. Make them into NFT.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Some people just answer too many times don't they?   (And by that, I mean me hehaaa)...Cheers!

  16. It's been a G-R-U-E-L-I-N-G afternoon. So much to do. Tons of software to update.

  17. I kid you not. Kim Kardashian said she would eat poo every day if it helped improve her looks and add brilliance to her skin.

     

    Man that's my kind of gal. Shit! I could do my own cosmetic line the rate I'm going these days. Everyone wins that beauty contest!

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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      There are fecal transplants. Heard about those, right?

       

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Yeah,  but those are medical,  with a purpose...Kardashian comments are usually vapid, vain, and completely pointless...

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      Seeing the level of stupidity rich folk are capable of, nothing surprises me one iota.

  18. TIL: that vampires move at 45 kph and can throw an 80 kilo sandbag as high as 30m.

  19. Today it was the biggest and most well-formed thing I had seen in recent times. After weeks of limp-looking stuff I finally got good traction action. Amazing! Thanks to yogurt and Metamucil!

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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      By now I've shit the entire visible light spectrum.

       

      I seem to remember #2 coming out of #1 when I was a toddler. Like star-shaped play-doh extractor. Could have been a mixed up memory because how is that anatomically possible?

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Remember, men can have babies out of their wieners now according to people on Twitter, so they can probably drop a dookie out of there too.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Those better be some Small babies!   That's all I'm sayin'.

  20. Now it smells like 1984.. oh dear

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      War is peace.
      Freedom is slavery.
      Ignorance is strength

  21. Smells like 1983 outside!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      It smells like Ewoks and Rat Poison...errr,  I mean the bands Ratt and Poison.

  22. Had an accident earlier today. Fuck’n mess. Shit everywhere. Sprayed on the carpet, my shorts reeked. Smelled like a twisted blued screw from the metalshop. A pasta-powered carbonated blowout. Lucky the old lady was out on business.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Pasta Powered Carbonated Blowout.

       

       

      That really was K-Mart's worst sale idea.

       

  23. I hear that Marble Madness II roms are released on the internet.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Where?

       

       

      Oh,  not where are the ROMS, but where'd ya hear that?  ?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      On the internet!

  24. Teslas are not Full Self Driving. But they are Full Self Igniting!

  25. Crypto.. It's the same as dotcom and subprime. Puffed up by hucksters and charlatans and men of confidence. All convincing you you were investing rather than speculating.. Haha!!!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Puffed Up By Hucksters  ... also the name of my new Ska band!

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