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Actually, it is in the last place you looked, because in order to find it, you would have to have looked there.

Sometimes I find it, and keep on looking till I realize I found it.

Maybe some disgruntled crew member dumped detergent into the hydraulic fluid.

You're not kidney-ing around.

Stop eating foam.

YOU were Missile Command? Wow, that is really odd...

Put Beck into it.

Is that like a walkman?

You still use iTunes?

IT'S A TRAP!!

Click it! Click it!! You'll never be able to live with yourself if you spend the rest of your life wondering, "What if…?"

I always open attachments. Viruses don't really exist, so what could happen?

Depends on who's throwing it...

I'm so fat, whales are jealous.

I'm so sweaty bacteria does America's Cup in my armpit.

I'm so sexy, the girls call me Fred Flintstone because I make their bedrock!

(That was sarcasm, by the way. The XP panic almost reminds me of the Y2K panic of 1999. I think the result will be just as anticlimactic.)

I'm hosting a Win7 re-launch party, tonight.

You are fired. After standing around throwing poop whilst four submarines ran aground..

NICE. What system?

DosBox on a Pentium-M 1.7GHz with intel integrated graphics. XP SP3.

I didn't feel like pulling out the original system I had when I 1st got Doom BITD - 486 DX2/50, 16MB, CirrusLogic 5422 ISA 1MB graphics, SoundBlaster 16 w/ASP and WaveTable daughtercard, Windows 3.1 and Dos 6.22, 200MB HDD, all ISA architecture.

Ball hair?

Something else.

No one ever suspected Skynet was a VIC-20.

Why not? Isn't the internet run on a VIC-20?

It actually an a800 if the better devices

We're not supposed to use the word "tranny" anymore. It's offensive to some people.

Right, Random. It's preferred to say "magical mystery gear shifting contraption."

It takes me extra effort to pronounce and say "transmission" or "gearbox". So if someone is willing to pay me extra to utilize those words I'm kosher.

They should really sell that cheese filling in a tube. Just like the cream from the middle of Oreo cookies.

Combos are great, some of the flavors are hard to find, but the Pizzeria ones are my fav.

I wonder if I could stick the cheese-whizz nozzle in the hole and blow it out?

I hate those dreams that stay with you ... I have had some pretty scary ones too. Daughter has night terrors ... bad stuff!

based on all of your posts, its the future, which happened 15 years ago

"A cool thing one just does."

That's my impression as well, much like smoking and other "social habits" I could just as easily do without.

When you're young you need to do these sorts of things. Once you get to about 40 or 45 it doesn't matter as much.

Beer is ok but will certainly make you fat and cause you to do things you might regret. Parties in general I never really understood. Would much rather talk to a friend over coffee. And I have plenty of testosterone, thank you.