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  1. Useless information: Synthetic motor oil derived from Natural Gas smells differently than standard dino oil.

  2. Useless information: There are about 145,000 new potholes in New York City this winter.

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Boy, have you seen #54613? It's a doozy!

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      The one at address # 65537 is a doozy too. It even swallows data bits that fall out of car computers.

  3. This is crazy. A £300Mil plane with 230 odd people on board with a perfect safety record doesn't just up and vanish like a FART in the wind. Better than anything hollywood can conjure up!

    1. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      Obviously they were abducted by aliens.

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @pangasinan - all in one piece?

    3. MattelAquarius

      MattelAquarius

      Elvis needs planes.

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  4. Did MH370 get stuck in a vortex?

    1. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      All this zombie apocalypse stuff has just been a clever, deliberate distraction from the real threat--from outer space! Flight MH370 was abducted by aliens, and the invasion is about to begin. The truth is out there.

  5. I had a dream that StarTrek was filmed on location. And the world was a better place..

    1. desiv

      desiv

      You mean the world is a better place because the cast/crew/etc aren't on it?

    2. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      Star Trek is filmed on location in front of a studio audience

    3. MattelAquarius
  6. I had this dream where all new people were born with a built-in free-roving microscopic camera that could go anywhere in the body. Like a third eye.

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      kind of like the

      mind's eye

       

    2. MattelAquarius

      MattelAquarius

      Television is the retina of the mind's eye.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      This was in the context of medical diagnostics. You could look inside to see what needs a-fixn.

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  7. My brain is beating me up.

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      Punish it by soaking it in alcohol.

    2. ls650

      ls650

      Migraine?

  8. Ohh god ohh GOD!! I’m anticipating deduping and organizing my collection as bad as a fat ass raiding the buffet! It all ADD and OCD and all that just blinding me into heavenly bliss. Just the thought of moving stuff around at 2am when all is dark and quiet is overwhelmingly comforting.

    1. Gorfy

      Gorfy

      mmmmmmm! Buffet!!

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I got busy with magnetic media testing. I'm looking forward to night of file organizing and pruning.

  9. Making temporary glue out of eye snot.

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      And you'll need to find someone willing to lick the taint sweat off of you and spit it into a test tube.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      I must be getting old. I'm actually a little bit grossed out. I'll keep gluing things with goiter puss, thank you very much.

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      "Temporary"? You must not be eating the right foods.

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  10. The real danger of the internet is connecting a deranged brain to a normally functioning brain and spreading a virtual infection.

    1. RARusk

      RARusk

      Kinda like "Young Frankenstein"?

    2. retrorussell
  11. Playing Meltdown for VCS!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Great little game! Too bad it never got an official release.

  12. Welcome back sub-zero!!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      But I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger killed him in The Running Man?

  13. I had a dream where me and Hello Kitty were changing the timing chains by working through a tiny hole in the firewall.

  14. Jamming to the 3-ring circus version of Don't Fear the Reaper.

  15. The NSA is coming to town -

    1. save2600

      save2600

      I actually like NSA ice cream! lol

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Is that in the video? I missed that?

  16. The agency watches you do torrents through multiple proxie hops!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      What we need is an amateur network to replace the Internet. The technology becomes more affordable every day.

    2. Bryan
    3. TPA5

      TPA5

      I've grown weary of the constant stream of bullshit leveled at the world from governments. US, Canada, Russia, it doesn't matter. Everyone spies, it's just some countries try to pretend they don't. I barely use the internet for anything other than Netflix, Xbox Live with my mates, reading up on vintage computing/gaming, and some eBay.

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  17. I came home late-nite only to find the wife going through my USB disk. Looking at files I collected over the years and so painstakingly organized. She was looking for old VCS games like Phoenix and Sky Diver!

    1. pangasinan
    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      "Phoenix and Sky Diver" is the best pr0n flick ever!

    3. save2600
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  18. I was listening to ZZ Top and they told me (somehow and I don't know how) that I should be trying out Linux at home again.

    1. UberArcade

      UberArcade

      I use Linux at work. It is shit. ZZ Top is awesome though. :-)

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      I thought "Gimme all your lovin'" was a new distro. Or is that Slackware? - which sounds like the noise a condom makes when you put it on.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I agree Linux is shit. That's why I haven't used it at home yet. Maybe it will get better someday.

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  19. Facebook has 60 options for Gender choice..!

    1. ls650

      ls650

      There's something for everyone!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Somebody needs to tell Facebook that "Boob Monster" is not a gender choice.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      They want people to come out of the closet and feel ok. Or they want ACCURACY for the NSA data collection policy.

  20. Watching the moon set from my cupola observation lounge. A hard sub-zero crystal cold mere cm away from my hot tea.

  21. I keep a copy of Osboune's Guide to CP/M in the bathroom.

    1. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      I keep a copy of Ozzy's guide to BM in the bathroom. Gripping reading.

    2. Grig

      Grig

      LOL!!! I went there immediately, thanks for responding exactly how I would!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Ridiculous!!!!

  22. Paper lunch bags gotta love'em!

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      Everyday I use them!

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Shia's got a brand new bag!

  23. On a massive hunt for a single crosslinked file! Without utilities or tools to aid. Fkcukcing 19 hours already!

    1. Hatta

      Hatta

      Good god man! Plug that drive into a real computer and fsck it.

  24. Ladies and Gentleman I have an announcement to make! I just ran Memtest and it passed.

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      You should try the M$ RAm test. Passes regardless of other issues!

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      M$ ramtest is more stringent than memtest.

    3. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      Not the version that came on a floppy disk. I must be behind the times by a decade :)

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  25. I liked the 80's because everything was big! Big hair and even bigger computers!

    1. Grig

      Grig

      FORTRAN - what a memory, I completely forgot about the big F-ster. I remember the hype around FORTRAN.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      By chance happenstance I made RadioFlyer Wagon full of money one summer by doing a FORTRAN job. More on this later.

    3. Grig

      Grig

      I await the story with bait on my breath

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