Keatah

It would be great if we could pop our eyes out and clean them like mouse balls.

"Tubular". The correct 80's phrase is "Totally tubular".

No no I mean "modular".

Why not go all the way? I love hearing about these old systems!

I only want to hear your dream about them involving whipped cream and a box of dead monkeys.

I personally have nothing but great things to say about my old 386 and 486 PC'S, great PC's they were!!!!

On a river of nougat!

I think they make a special pad that can soak up synaptic discharges.

Noooohhh?? A metal spongelike thing you mean?

I'm not sure exactly what that means but I am pleased that it says "bagged" instead of "banged" as I first read it!

Bagged is a synonym for banged in some circles. But what are you gonna do? Sometimes your penis gets cold and cats are covered in warm fur.

Sounds painful.

Get up and boogie!

What is something's wrong, Alex?

Is that a variation of "What is this I don't even"?

Please don't send him back to Canada....we do not want him.

Please do so Albert. I am just glad that it looks like the beginning of the end for the little bastard.

That's the problem with undeserving, no-talent, injection-molded pop stars: once one of them fizzles out in a media-fueled self-immolation, along comes another one to take its place.

As long as they don't set it for KILL, I'll be happy.

wow, think of that all by yourself?

Stupid Santa!

I thought I heard something fly past my house this morning... followed by a foul stench.

"Harnessing the power of Farts by F.L. Atulence

Even back then, they were talking about emulation being "perfect"

Are you running at 25MHz x2, or at a full 50MHz FSB?

486DX2/50 means 25MHz bus 50MHz internal.

486DX means internal and external speeds are the same.

You really shouldn't relieve yourself on the 486.

lol

Von Dutch style?

I had a dream where you were a giant and stuffed stupid people into your ears to feed your brain.

" Thus I spent extraordinary time refining my farting procedures. And I've become quite adept at either making silent stinkers or ones loud enough the whole room knows exactly where they originated from."

July 20th, from Keatah... last, bastion for intelligence

@ Osgeld LOL!!!!!

@godslabrat lol ! Whatever anyone suggests defend the fact that Nintendo was the saviour of gaming PERIOD !

whining about signal to noise when you have started a post titled "About my most recent fart.."

amazing

A ban on non sequitur posts featuring Bea Arthur, bacon, and funny Shatner pics (not pertaining to backin89) would be a start.

(I'm looking at YOU, Intellivision people!)

... and then load them all into a bus together and arrange for it to mysteriously explode in a shower of fireballs and bloody chunks.

Nah, they'd just make more at the factory.

For impersonating a musician?

I think you're turning Japanese I really think so.

With the moon now set the landscape is dark except for the lights in the front and the antenna 3 miles away.

Wrapping up with a hot cup of soup.

sounds cozy enough, here in Germany it's still 48 and rising. maybe it's 'the day the earth caught fire'syndrome