Keatah

Yo momma's user serviceable.

Gotta love that feeling of swelling pride - you know you've been a hero!

Springs seals pipes pumps pushrods!

The pre-dawn light just tickled my brain. In 3 hours the sun will rise, and I finally get to sleep!

StarTrek continues on kickstarter!

⅔ HBS = BS

Omg there's so much win on my computer I thought it was gonna explode!!

Airbus A380! 1 Gallon of gas moves 1 passenger 60 miles.

ZitZapper, a pimple-popping extravaganza..

Xanax Airlines

Has anyone ever tried spelling out the sounds that rumble through your head in the dead of night?

"I'm used to being from the east coast."

Totally Unstoppable!

Gotta like the local casino. Bring in used panties and bras for free slotmachine play!!

Why do silly circus sounds rumble through my head when I read this message board?

My brain is a strange place. Do you think you’ll make it out alive?

Kissing - an exchange of spit and germs. Prelude to not only making babies, but also to cross-breeding bacteria!

That's 6 simes I tried to delete something tonight that I should not have. I meant to drop them in a folder on another disk and not into the Recycle Bin. Luck the files didn't get far, for they were in use.

For better atari concept art see: http://colorcubic.com/2010/03/06/atari-computer-concepts/ and http://www.atarimuseum.com/computers/CONCEPTS/1200/concepts.html

The hell with Grand Theft Auto.. I want Grand Theft Aero!

Had an awesome execution dream!

Clone-a-Willy Rubber Kit! Relax everyone, don't get all excited. It's a stamp making kit..

Cinematronics Star Hawk = One big buttcrack!

Airline passengers = self-loading baggage.

I'm going to make one of these: http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/brain_food_slideshow/getty_rf_photo_of_dietary_supplements_ALT.jpg