Jump to content

Keatah

Members
  • Content Count

    25,436
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    16

Status Updates posted by Keatah

  1. Nothing is more headache inducing than a screaming kid, overloud news broadcast, and an overdriven CRT blasting PAL colors into your head.

    1. 2600 Forever

      2600 Forever

      Dunno, a lot of your posts are.

    2. OldSchoolRetroGamer
    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      just wait'll you see my cinematronics post.

       

  2. That spindle grille is butt-ass ugly! (distracted by the ugliness)

  3. My PointMaster Joystick grants me papal dispensation from the laws of physics when playing 400/800 Defender. With this joystick my ship is capable of reaching super collider velocities on every level.

  4. LaCrosse Technology products - battery chargers, weather stations, all el'cheapo products. Excellent warranty services!

  5. I had a dream about an Orchestra in the park that was terrorizing my Okapi.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      That's a weird name to have for your wiener.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Maybe it was CPUWIZ's "Symphony of Destruction".

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      "I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!" --Seinfeld

  6. Marching metronomes

    1. bomberpunk
    2. Stephen

      Stephen

      Cool video - but the comments section makes me sad.

  7. Google respects your privacy? Bullshit! They sold out to NSA, they read your mail to sell advertisements, they outright lied!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      This isn't a surprise. It's that people still believe google has (your) best interests at heart - with all the free things they offer.

    2. dwh

      dwh

      AND they made money doing so...

    3. slab0meat

      slab0meat

      Bad, evil Google... how dare they be the sole entity not respecting privacy!

       

    4. Show next comments  213 more
  8. Facebook.. Engineered and designed by the government.

    1. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      dammit now I need a tinfoil hat for facebook too?!

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      People so willingly input their information into facebook. Voluntary profiling. A great social engineering project to be sure! eh?

    3. Hatta

      Hatta

      Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity. There's no reason to assume government involvement when marketers are a sufficient explanation.

    4. Show next comments  213 more
  9. Binary adhesives kick ass hard!

  10. Pantene-pro-v: Caffeine for your hair.

  11. Gotta love forums where members complement each other so much the amount of bullshit overwhelms you!

    1. Grig

      Grig

      that's your best post ever, of course you always post great stuff, you're the best

    2. RodLightning

      RodLightning

      I totally agree with you guys, well said sirs. :)

    3. 55five66six

      55five66six

      lol.. *Remove head from other users ass*

  12. Gas Music From Jupiter!

    1. OBO

      OBO

      You really expect someone to reply something like : "It's ok as long as it's not Gas Music From Uranus" ? Really ?

  13. Apple is 2 cool. They kicked intel in the ass to get better integrated graphics!

  14. Play Gyruss on your Sit'n'Spin!

  15. It's bigger than previously thought. Much much bigger!

    1. ilovethevectrex

      ilovethevectrex

      one can only wonder what exactly is bigger

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "My God, it's full of stars!"

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I was referring to my ego and the unobservable universe. 27.4 billion ly seemed a little on the small side to include (everything).

    4. Show next comments  213 more
  16. Got my space command center going, watching Cassini, Juno, New Horizons. Playing Alan Parsons on iTunes. Jamming Missile Command. Shit TV dinner now. Hi-Class meal at the Signature room tomorrow. Perfect!

  17. I had an awesome dream about sucking the air out of a donut!

    1. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      that wasn't a donut, buddy.

    2. ilovethevectrex

      ilovethevectrex

      that must have been quite the dream dude :P

  18. Cadillac still can't get a balance between curves and angles. Elmiraj is no better.

    1. Albert

      Albert

      Holy cow is that one ugly car.

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Cadillac don't make cars for the UK market - so they're going to rebadge it a Vauxhall Insignia VXR ... remember, you read it here first.

  19. Ketosis, Sunshine, Sex.. It's all good!

  20. Watching the spinners in Video Pinball while jamming Village People's Macho Man at 3X speed!

  21. ..well maybe it just kinda blew up?

  22. I'm so twisted I shoulda been born shaped like a spring!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      But then you'd be "coiled", not "twisted".

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Chubby Checker could have been your daddy!

  23. I feel like my body parts are becoming separate things I can chase after.

    1. Hatta

      Hatta

      That wasn't a 1-Up mushroom.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Sounds like Rayman.

  24. I had a dream the Stone Age ended because they ran out of rocks.

×
×
  • Create New...