Keatah

BlargaBlargaBlooffAwooofieBlehBlehEhhh! Clearing the crap outa my head like a how a cartoon character recovers from being smashed.
- August 7, 2013
Keatah

little bag
- August 6, 2013
1. Gemintronic
  
  buy a petrol guzzling truck to compensate.
  
  August 6, 2013
Keatah

USB 3.1 spec = 10Gbps
- August 5, 2013
1. jaybird3rd
  
  Amazing. That's faster than the hard drive interfaces most people are using inside their computers. The distinctions between internal buses and external buses are really beginning to fade.
  
  August 5, 2013
Keatah

I had I dream I was flying on a jet aeroplane. I was sharing the sky with the sun and the moon, above the clouds. Eating a steak dinner with nary a-care. I was god-like, if not a god altogether! I was in row 15 with a good view. Up more toward the front was row 13. It was empty. Empty on a full flight. What the fuck? Does somebody think the seats in row 13 will crash, while everyone else arrives safely?
- August 4, 2013
1. Atarian7
  
  "I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME." --Seinfeld
  
  August 4, 2013
2. Bryan
  
  You've got the words, now all you need is the music. I suggest something strummy.
  
  August 4, 2013
Keatah

I dreamed I was jamming Chicago on my iPod. And this iPod was cool because it had core rope memory. Much like what they used in the Apollo Guidance Computer from the 1960's moon missions. A real treat!
- August 2, 2013
1. Bryan
  
  That's silly, Chicago would never fit on an iPad. You'd have to duct tape them all together first.
  
  August 2, 2013
Keatah

Computers were more funner when I knew Jacque Schmitt about them.
- July 30, 2013
1. OldSchoolRetroGamer
  
  Funner definition = gooder than just fun. DERP!
  
  July 30, 2013
2. AtariLeaf
  
  I hadded the bestest gooder funner I've ever hadded!
  
  July 30, 2013
3. NE146
  
  I like looking at da h0t ch1x on it.
  
  July 30, 2013
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Keatah

Preparing for an evening of hashbrowns and Phoenix.
- July 30, 2013
1. Random Terrain
  
  Yummy fried plastic. Delicious!
  
  July 30, 2013
Keatah

Today I watched a watch on my watchlist. I also typed search in a searchbox!
- July 29, 2013
Keatah

I dreamed there was something red on the window. A howling noise. And then my bass speakers made a hammer-on-anvil banging sound and screamed BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD over and over again till I woke up.
- July 29, 2013
1. atari2600land
  
  Sounds like Satan invaded your dreams.
  
  July 29, 2013
Keatah

Excellent Execellence!
- July 28, 2013
1. jaybird3rd
  
  "Bill & Ted's Excellent Excellence": Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter on Total Quality Management!
  
  July 28, 2013
Keatah

Romper Room Goofy Gears YES!
- July 24, 2013
Keatah

I got the blue fluid.
- July 22, 2013
1. Gemintronic
  
  Personally, my love for Pac-Man stops at eating urinal cakes!
  
  July 22, 2013
2. Scootiecat
  
  Is it just me or does an Intellivision II look like a defibrillator? Was just looking at the pic of the INTV II I used to have and it sure looks like a defrib to me!
  
  July 22, 2013
Keatah

I love terrorizing ebay bidders.
- July 21, 2013
1. yarjr
  
  Thanks a lot. >
  
  July 21, 2013
2. Bryan
  
  /shatner voice KEEEEATAAAAAAAAH!!!
  
  July 21, 2013
Keatah

The worm and the spine.. It's what you are!
- July 20, 2013
1. Gemintronic
  
  Only problem is they get confused over time. My worm is straight whilst by spine is bent.
  
  July 20, 2013
Keatah

I get a headrush everytime I look at Apple II motherboards. HELP!!
- July 16, 2013
Keatah

I want my body parts back.
- July 15, 2013
1. Random Terrain
  
  Sorry, I was hungry.
  
  July 15, 2013
2. atari2600land
  
  Don't you hate it when all of a sudden, all your body parts disappear? I really do.
  
  July 16, 2013
3. AtariLeaf
  
  Was the water in the pool really cold?
  
  July 16, 2013
Keatah

Jamming to Silver Convention!
- July 11, 2013
1. Video_Invader
  
  Old School. Nice.
  
  July 11, 2013
Keatah

I had a dream about piloting a jet bomber and dropping bombs all over the place. Except that this bomber plane was a paper airplane, the targets were bugs and anthills, and the bombs were poprocks.
- July 11, 2013
1. Random Terrain
  
  I stuck Pop Rocks into the little hole in my head. It's been over 4 hours, so I better call my doctor.
  
  July 11, 2013
2. sqoon
  
  sounds like a good idea for a video game
  
  July 11, 2013
3. Gemintronic
  
  Sounds like someone has traumatic memories of playing CandyLand..
  
  July 11, 2013
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Keatah

Vacuum tubes and light bulbs scare me, I think they're under pressure and always gonna 'splode!
- July 10, 2013
1. Trinity
  
  Just think what exploding cap's on your mobo could do to you...
  
  Muhahahahahaha!!!
  
  July 10, 2013
2. Bryan
  
  Don't stand too close to a naked man!
  
  July 10, 2013
3. Emehr
  
  if a vacuum tube exploded then it wouldn't be a vacuum tube.
  
  July 10, 2013
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Keatah

I need to stop a dog from farting!
- July 8, 2013
1. jaybird3rd
  
  "If your dog passes gas and you claim it ... you might be a redneck."
  
  July 8, 2013
2. RickR
  
  Try a different dog food.
  
  July 8, 2013
3. Bryan
  
  Stopping a dog from farting is serious business. Are you sure you're ready?
  
  July 8, 2013
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Keatah

The sun is too loud.
- July 5, 2013
1. jaybird3rd
  
  Uhh ... sound does not travel in the vacuum of space. Are you sure that's the sun you're hearing?
  
  July 5, 2013
2. Keatah
  
  It makes this roaring and screaming sound. Not only that, I sucked the sunburn off my head with a vacuum cleaner. Feels good!
  
  July 5, 2013
3. Bryan
  
  I always wonder- touched or effing with us?
  
  July 5, 2013
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Keatah

Living in a tube.
- July 3, 2013
1. jaybird3rd
  
  Is it at least part of a "series of tubes"?
  
  July 3, 2013
2. Stephen
  
  Hopefully not the stink tube!
  
  July 3, 2013
Keatah

It's getting strange here.
- July 2, 2013
1. Ransom
  
  Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, mama.
  
  July 2, 2013
2. Bryan
  
  "Don't call it a comeback! I've been strange for years! Albert said 'knock you out!'"
  
  July 2, 2013
3. Keatah
  
  I'm not the new R.T. I'm much worse!
  
  July 3, 2013
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Keatah

Faraday cage = inside out microwave oven.
- June 30, 2013
1. jaybird3rd
  
  Or maybe a microwave oven is a Faraday cage turned inside out, since the Faraday cage came first.
  
  June 30, 2013
Keatah

Gonna set U up on a date with Jodi Arias.
- June 27, 2013
1. Grig
  
  How about Janet Maddox Goree then?
  
  June 27, 2013
2. jaybird3rd
  
  NOW you're talking! Hubba Hubba!!!
  
  June 27, 2013
3. AtariTexas
  
  She's a Maneater
  
  June 27, 2013
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