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  1. Keatah

    The old ball and chain wants a Didgeridoo. I can see it now! Plaster coming off the walls from all the droning..

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Or get her another piece of Australia -- a jar of Vegemite. The spread that keeps on giving everyday.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Once in our punk/metal band (Anarchy Dragon)we jammed an outdoor show with a didgeridoo added haha!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ya had people in tents, a big lighting and PA rig, then us jamming and the cool song changes now had that ominous tone coming in!

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  2. Keatah

    The only thing worse than a spider is a pulsing spider - with slow moving legs.

  3. Keatah

    The Oscars. Buncha rich people stroking each other's egos while you, the commoner, pay for it.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      DO YOU get discounts on Bowling? That's what I thought.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Come to think of it we also got 2 coupons for 25 cent tokens at Time Out every month! 2 games of Astro Blaster, Space Panic, Rip Off, Zero Hour, Phoenix, or Star Castle? Not too Shabby ;)

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^ Just for braving the snow drifts on a 10-speed every day after getting up at 5AM!

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  4. Keatah

    The Oxygen People

    1. Trinity

      Trinity

      The Tomorrow People

  5. Keatah

    The PC. It's what you move into when you've outgrown toy consoles.

    1. CaptainBreakout

      CaptainBreakout

      Who needs a PC? I use my Saturn to play Microsoft Office Zwei.

    2. pacman000

      pacman000

      Are you posting from '84?

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      **Hides in the safe space among the Famicom carts**

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  6. Keatah

    The Pentium Pro was one bad-ass CPU. It saddled up Windows NT. It terrorized your wallet. It doesn't have MMX and doesn't need it. Like my dog, it eats real meat, not 16-bit Bacon Bits.

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I ran a bunch of Compaq Proliant servers with Pentium Pro processors in the mid-90s. Good, solid machines.

    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      High gold content to.i enjoy recycling them $$$

  7. Keatah

    The pre-dawn light just tickled my brain. In 3 hours the sun will rise, and I finally get to sleep!

  8. Keatah

    The purpose of Apple is to demonstrate what can be achieved with robot consumers blindly buying what ever oozes off the end of the assembly line.

    1. DracIsBack

      DracIsBack

      Yeah - this won't end well.

    2. Emehr

      Emehr

      And apparently the purpose of Status Updates is to be able to post inflammatory remarks that are so quickly pushed off the front page that there are no consequences.

    3. RobertLM78

      RobertLM78

      I dunno, I like status updates. Sometimes it is nice to just be able to put down what's on your mind, even if everyone doesn't agree with it.

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  9. Keatah

    The real danger of the internet is connecting a deranged brain to a normally functioning brain and spreading a virtual infection.

    1. RARusk

      RARusk

      Kinda like "Young Frankenstein"?

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Abby Normal.

  10. Keatah

    The seldom talked about 2nd wave of portable game consoles (Discussion) -- why would this topic be locked?

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      A preemptive measure. We're cracking down on some problematic users.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Ok.

    3. zylon

      zylon

      these are not the droids you're looking for

  11. Keatah

    The sun is too loud.

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Uhh ... sound does not travel in the vacuum of space. Are you sure that's the sun you're hearing?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      It makes this roaring and screaming sound. Not only that, I sucked the sunburn off my head with a vacuum cleaner. Feels good!

       

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      I always wonder- touched or effing with us?

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  12. Keatah

    The SuperBowl.. it's right in my bathroom!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Buy me some WhiteCastle and I'll give you a half-time like never before!

    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      better get you a Ferguson. Ba-woosh!

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      I loved those toilets we had in school. All the classrooms knew when someone flushed!

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  13. Keatah

    The task is to count the number of Zibbas and Zubbas. In 15 seconds while reading it outloud. Begin! ZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubbaZibbaZubba

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      The answer is 42.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      and bring a towel!

    3. adam242

      adam242

      Frankie baby, we are MADE!

  14. Keatah

    The technology used in the CRT was invented in the 1890's..

  15. Keatah

    The truth is, most cameras are better than most photographers.

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Good photographers, can take great shots, with shit cameras.

    2. cybercylon

      cybercylon

      I feel my best photos are from my old film based Nikon SLR. You have to put some effort to get things right.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      In this day of instant everything, do many people take the time to get it right anymore?

       

  16. Keatah

    The Tubes and The Motels are coming to town! Woot!

    1. atarian63

      atarian63

      Love to see that

       

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Cool! Good bands!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      When I was in high school, my friend saw something on the ground in the hallway and he picked it up and it was a ticket to see The Tubes, so he went to the concert for free...(True story BTW, I wasn't making a weird joke or anything...)

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  17. Keatah

    The TURBO button on 486 machines doesn't actually change the clock speed like it does on 386 and earlier rigs. On the 486 it inserts wait-states all over the place instead!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I'm trying to remember if any applications required TURBO to be off. I seem to recall that either Lotus 1-2-3 or dBase was one of the culprits?

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I seem to recall that some did. Too. I wonder what the technical issues were?

    3. GoldenWheels

      GoldenWheels

      WHAT! The turbo button on my grandpas PC JR wasn't doing anything??? It made the ball go faster in Mean 18!

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  18. Keatah

    The typical fart produces about 90 grams of upward force for a fraction of a second. If you grease your ass and sit on a garbage bag you can take advantage of “ground effect” and gain lift for several seconds. A hovercraft!

  19. Keatah

    The typical fart produces about 90 grams of upward force for a fraction of a second. If you grease your ass and sit on a garbage bag you can take advantage of “ground effect” and gain lift for several seconds. A hovercraft!

  20. Keatah

    The typical fart produces about 90 grams of upward force for a fraction of a second. Not very much. But if you grease your ass and sit on a garbage bag you can take advantage of “ground effect” and gain lift for several seconds. A hovercraft!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      I thought I heard something fly past my house this morning... followed by a foul stench.

    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      "Harnessing the power of Farts by F.L. Atulence

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      http://www.amazon.com/dp/0916291529
  21. Keatah

    The voice in my head has a voice in its head.

    1. xucaen

      xucaen

      Ah yes, you have Recursive Voxamania.

    2. SoundGammon

      SoundGammon

      Sounds like the movie Thirteenth Floor!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      But does the first voice talk about the second voice? Or can you also hear the second voice?...Prancing around in there acting like he's the main voice, thinking he controls the other voice...Pretending he runs the place... all smug

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  22. Keatah

    The wife brought home 2 Portfolio machines. A curious little thing to be sure.

    1. BigO

      BigO

      What's a Portfolio?

    2. BigO

      BigO

      Ah, never mind: Atari Portfolio.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_Portfolio

       

    3. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      Quick! Go to an ATM!

  23. Keatah

    The wife has narrowed down who will inherit my Apple II collection when the time arrives. I've got 10 ladies and gents to pick from.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Am I one of them?

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      No. I'm all 10.

  24. Keatah

    The wife is a child of the 80's, in conversation, in dress, in culture. And that is why I put up with her.

    1. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      I'm sure. As if. Gag me with a spoon.

    2. Grig

      Grig

      totally ...

    3. Ransom

      Ransom

      Barf out.

  25. Keatah

    The wife is breeding these agressive asshole goldfish. Crazy women I tell'ya!

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Keatah, I think we should all call you the Koi Boy now.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "Agressive Asshole Goldfish" would be a great homebrew game name.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think a heavy, indie rock band called Aggressive Asshole Goldfish would be pretty dope.

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