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  1. Keatah

    Octothorp. U looz if U look it up.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I thought there was an "e" at the end.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      I'm sure there is. Too many pubes in ma'keysboardz

    3. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      (#)

  2. Keatah

    The hot bailiff told us all to rise. I yelled out if that includes Wildhead Willy too?

  3. Keatah

    Whupps!! Time to call the sun god on my new HelioPhone!!

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      This looks like a job for Super Moon!

  4. Keatah

    I hope airplanes don't hit the SuperMoon.

  5. Keatah

    How did that get on my plate?

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      The catburger? I think Alf put it there.

  6. Keatah

    Whipcream balloons and oscilloscopes. Ohh yeh! There are some good deals on ebay if you're sharp!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Whipcream balloons and oscilloscopes is the name of an as yet undiscovered john Lennon tune.

  7. Keatah

    I dreamed I answered a phone call on an antitelephone.

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Do antitelemarketers try to buy things from you?

    2. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      A-hoy-hoy!

  8. Keatah

    Since I can't think of anything stupid to say, I'll say this. Modern storage devices are incredibly complex, and fixing them is a hassle that only pros can accomplish at great cost. Therefore your best insurance is backups.

  9. Keatah

    Jack'em up! Fat chicks don't jump.

    1. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      Sequal to white men can't jump?

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      She's so fat, when she dances the band skips!

    3. mehunglo

      mehunglo

      She's so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang.

  10. Keatah

    NOAA and NASA are funny. Everybody knows you can't "administer" the oceans or space.

  11. Keatah

    Last night I dreamed of a hard disk with platters that were quicksilver. And moving!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      That's what happens when you eat anchovies late at night.

  12. Keatah

    WTF??? I seemingly cleaned all tv & monitor screens with Lysol !!??!?! How is that possible?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Maybe it's because you're demon possessed.

    2. NE146

      NE146

      http://i.imgur.com/Re9uuDa.gif
  13. Keatah

    Locus of Control, ding-ding, Locus of Control, ding-ding! Hi-Ho the Mary-O, Locus of Control..

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      It's a plague of Locus!

    2. Gorfy

      Gorfy

      internalized or externalized?

    3. DesertJets

      DesertJets

      Is it bad that I read that as "Locutus of Borg"?

       

  14. Keatah

    I dreamed I went thru the drive thru. And instead of me moving thru it, it ebbed and flowed like food coloring in water.

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Sounds like someone is slipping you acid.

    2. Grig

      Grig

      or you ate the drive-thru food and it 'reacted' with your body

    3. DaytonaUSA

      DaytonaUSA

      Cocaine's one hell of a drug...

  15. Keatah

    A MicroModem is burning in my head.. And it ain't stopping!

    1. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      I think you should start by unplugging it. However, removing it from your head will probably require professional help.

  16. Keatah

    I'm beating it into submission as we speak!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare!

    2. shadow460

      shadow460

      Just eat it, eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it!

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      hehehe!

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  17. Keatah

    Which orchestra should I hire out? Chicago Symphony? London Philharmonic? Royal Philhamonic?

    1. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      Clapton

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      The Distant Worlds orchestra, of course.

    3. snakeboy

      snakeboy

      Electric Light Orchestra.

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  18. Keatah

    I turned on KLF and it was really 3am, scary!

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Ancients of Mu Mu!

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      What is really scary is watching a show on the Discovery Channel telling you mermaids exist.

  19. Keatah

    Preparing for an evening of Star Raiders

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      It is a great game. :) Been playing for three decades, achieved Star Commander Class 1 today.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Everyone needs to play more Star Raiders. Especially me.

    3. Trinity

      Trinity

      What port?

  20. Keatah

    Having egg whites and watermelon for breakfast.

    1. icemanxp300

      icemanxp300

      Thats so nasty lol. I like both of them but not together. You like garbage plates don't ya?

  21. Keatah

    I collect people.

    1. raskar42

      raskar42

      i collect, people.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      When you get identical twins, do you keep them both, or do you throw one of them back?

    3. sqoon

      sqoon

      Do you live in Cleveland?

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  22. Keatah

    /b/

    1. Csonicgo

      Csonicgo

      no.

  23. Keatah

    I got a stack of Apple III computers. And they trade for $500 plus on epay. UNTESTED!! Shit, man, mine ARE tested.. Bet I could roll $600.00 or better! FllllaaawwwWHHHHOOOOOEEEeeeeeyyyy!! Time to sell them bitches! Some flunkey's gonna be stupid. But they are getting as much quality as you can pack into a /// series anyhow.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      yeh. I just watched an untested /// go for 600! I bet if I make them even older I can get even more for them. It traded hands for that plus like 100 shipping. A precedent has been set!

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I'd actually enjoy owning a working Apple /// computer.

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Before I sell any they need to be tested. I know very little about them.

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  24. Keatah

    Something's coming in the night.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Eww! Get a towel!

  25. Keatah

    The internet brings stupid people into my house through a little wire. How does it do that?

    1. Emehr

      Emehr

      The Interboobtubes.

    2. Vic George 2K3

      Vic George 2K3

      At least you don't have to encounter the stupid people in realspace.

    3. Vic George 2K3

      Vic George 2K3

      At least you don't have to encounter the stupid people in realspace.

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