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4 hours ago, Nathan Strum said:

I see your pigeon socks and your taco socks, and I raise you...

 

Pigeon tacos

 

 

Thank you, internet.

 

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8 hours ago, Mockduck said:

I love this thread, as it is a daily reminder and forever proof that the easiest way to make angry gatekeeping snowflakes mad at you is to say you like something. 

 

I like ...

 

6 hours ago, Agillig said:

Tv ads?  Oh boy.  

 

... and I know just the man for the job.

 

 

 

41 minutes ago, 5x7 said:

Back on topic...

 

I'll see your Taco Socks, and raise you ...

 

 

 

 

A Bot?  Now that would explain alot. 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Nathan Strum said:

 

He's just completely and willfully clueless when it comes to video games.

 

 

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7 hours ago, MrBeefy said:

So is this the VCS Twitter mocking the backers, or being self aware? Or am I missing something? It has been a long day.

 

 

 

 

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I promised myself to stop visiting their IGG comments, but I can't look away.  It's like watching someone else pop a big pimple.  It's f#cking gross and I have no wish to watch it, but you can't help but whince and have random peeks to see how it all ends. Then you regret it!

On that note .... could one of you extra talented poindexters attempt to decipher this for me please? 🤔

 

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On 10/24/2019 at 1:55 PM, Benheck said:

A grandma can get emulation going on a Raspberry Pi and your toaster can run Netflix these days. What's special about this device beyond the branding?

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Flojomojo said:

 

 

 

 

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On 10/18/2019 at 3:38 PM, GoldLeader said:

I just want people to know that visiting the Del Taco (90 miles away) on the way home from Red Rocks was a Raging Success!!!   Look at all those sauces!!!! Yay!!! Del Scorcho!!!!!

 

 

PS The girl working the drive thru Rocks!!

 

When did Del Taco start selling condoms? 🤔

 

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, x=usr(1536) said:

Look carefully at the photos.  Both fans are never seen in the same shot at the same time.  There's only one fan; they just keep moving it around to give the illusion that they're a real company that can afford more than one.

 

This could very well be the Zapruder film of the entire Ataribollocks^(tm) saga.  We may just be on to something here.

 

 

(* Not showing the full photo out of respect *)

 

13 hours ago, Flojomojo said:

Rivals for the "ATARI VCS" include, but are not limited to:

• Cheap Windows PC
• AppleTV
• Hoop and stick
• Wooden paddle with elastic string and ball
• Fond memories of middle school in the 1980s 
• Nintendo SIXTY-FOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR
• Cheap Chinese clone consoles
• Xbox one
• Playstation 4 (or maybe the 5 will be out by then)
• Demolition crew for GameStop retail stores
• Animal husbandry
• Baking a cake
• Learning a language
• Piano lessons
• Playing outside
• Smoking in the sun to accelerate cancer growth
• Sitting quietly and awaiting death

 

@Flojomojo You forgot one Flo! 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Mulletino said:

Well it's Tuesday here in Straya and i'm having Tacos tonight, soft shell Old El Paso boxed variety.

 

Mull, we actually cellebrate on Sundays mate.  Why you ask?  The Taco Time Zone map courtesy of @Flojomojo some time ago.  

 

 

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10 minutes ago, MrBeefy said:

Look, not hear. They have showed nothing awesome. Only empty words and promises.

 

They still haven't shown anything mediocre yet.

 

Mmmmmmm, I don't know Tommy Beefy.  This bag fan looks pretty sweet!

 

 

Hold on!  A shot from the other side of the room reveals another one.  TWO big fans?  I'm impressed.

 

 

 

Lastly, I know it's a little digression ... but here is what proper news looks like.    CLICKTY-CLICK

 

Spoiler

 

 

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2 hours ago, Machine said:

Check this out, anyone know what it is?

 

Cute.  No idea!

 

Anyway.  Continuing my PAL 2600 cart hunting.   Stoked to get this little bundle today. All the carts are mint, other than Cookie with some adhesive plaque, although it is unused still sealed in the bag with manual.

Puts me at 223 unique carts.  All smiles.

 

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15 hours ago, Tommy Tallarico said:

Y'know... if you say my name 3 times... I appear.

Especially if there are tacos on the menu.  Got any vegan ones?


 

 

Those shoes must be bloody uncomfortable Tom!

 

 

 

   

 

 ... at the Ataco IGG Jacuzzi, the usual suspects are once again affected by the bath salt fumes.  I think ole' Brandon has been in all day! 🤨

 

 

 

 

And ....... just saying.  

 

 

 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, CPUWIZ said:

I didn't feel like putting a white shirt in the picture, because it actually works.  So I also did not turn on any LED's, sorry.  Cool power supply though, right?

 

Obscured, because PATENTS! Issues. Things that need to be worked out. Can't be disclosed, because, secret sauce.

 

... and not a spring or gear in sight.

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, Nathan Strum said:

 

I assumed someone just used a little too much hot sauce.

 

I've had tacos do that to me before. But usually after I've eaten them.

 

... and I don't want to see an animated gif of that whatsoever Nath! 🤮

 

5 hours ago, CPUWIZ said:

I wonder if the new Atari system, can do this...

 

https://hackaday.com/2019/10/11/cpu-showdown-for-pancakes/

 

A true test .....

 

 

1 hour ago, frankodragon said:

Here's just another response from delusional Werner:

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe they should ship Von Werner off to the Ashoebox production factory.  That'll give them one big extra Tool on the floor!

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Inky said:

You should be arrested for cruelty to deliciousness.

 

And if my AA peers are on the jury, I'm f#cked!  I'll get at least 4 years hard dish-washing at the local Tacoria.

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10 hours ago, frankodragon said:

The only "progress" Atari (formerly Infogrames) was to make an LED light turn on.  Think of all the other possibilities they could have with LED's.  Like...toasters.

 

 

  

 

Hah!  I thought they were suitcases for the development teams trip to China.

 

Wow.   The Shreddit shils, like Colonel Werner, really need to learn how to cook tacos properly.   All they're doing is making one big mess and leaving the innocent pigeons with no dinner and cleanup duties.