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Status Updates posted by carlsson
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Heh. Windows 11 wanted to protect me from dangerous software. Emacs.
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In a race between a sedated snail and a UPS courier, the snail would win by a mile.
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Hmmm...But how is Amazon Sweden? TBH, Until 2 minutes ago, I didn't even know if there was an Amazon.SE but there it is! Respektingivande! Looks like they've only got 150 Million items, though..HAAa! JK, Only! Could you imagine? Suddenly I had to know about Amazon US...Looks like a catalog of 12 Million unique items add in Marketplace sellers and Voilà! 350 Million + Items! Holy Cow!
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It seems this is the week when I upgrade 100% of my PC's to 10 year newer models. First I ordered a desktop (which hasn't arrived yet), then a friend sold a very affordable laptop.
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Last time I had to deal with UPS, I got no notice at all. This time I got one 5 days in advance, making it look like the package already had arrived. How about a middle way, send me a text when it available to pick up?
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I wish I could live until year 3043. That year there will be a solar eclipse on Dec 23, and from what I understand, Christmas Day and Eid al Fitr will coincide on the same day for the first time since 1413 AD.
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Also all this date comparison originated from a friend comparing the dates for Easter Day and the Eid. I begun looking up if those ever have or will coincide, but since both are moon based (for different parameters of the calculation), it seems those will never end up on the same date, often though Eid happens on the exact same date as Easter Day the year before. For similar reasons, I'd expect that Mardi Gras and Eid also never will happen on the same date as MG is a fixed number of days before Easter Day. It is easier with Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Valentine's Day etc that have a fixed date in the Gregorian calendar.
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So Like, dude,..I imagine the Julians and the Gregorians having a war right? Over who has the best calendar (!) and history will remember this war, well wait back up! The problem will be History won't really remember this war because they won't know when it happened, ... Like they'll know when but won't know which method to use to record the war!
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Actually the Catholics had already since the 8th century noticed a discrepancy between the March equinox according to the calendar and the observed one. Several attempts were made to fix this, including that both Roger Bacon and Dante observed it. Pope Sixtus IV invited the mathematician and astronomer Regiomontanus in 1475 to do something about it, but the latter died shortly after arriving in Rome. As astronomy observations advanced, some 40 years of calculations and preparations took place until pope Gregory XIII finally issued a papal bull that this was a serious matter as the calendar was 10 days wrong and the new calendar skipped from October 4 to October 15, 1582. Of course it took several centuries before most had adapted, but at least the Catholics knew which date it really was.
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I just came up with the smell definition of fermented badger. 🦡
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@carlssonReassuring to know
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I just learned that Antoni Gaudí applied for building permit for Sagrada Familia in 1885. The permit was granted in 2019.
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I'm looking at computers again. Two identical PCs from the same builder. For an extra $15, I can get colourful LEDs inside the computer that turns it from a business PC to a gaming PC. Otherwise the specs are identical...
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Life would be much easier without customers buying what you produce. In particular customers who manage to do things you're not supposed to be able to do with your goods, and despite three people troubleshooting for half a work day, we're no closer to figuring out what is happening or how to solve it.
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A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar.
And orders: a beer, 2 beers, 0 beers, 99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass, -1 beer, "qwertyuiop" beers.Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.
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I regularly fill in online surveys. Before Musk, Twitter was routinely included in the question which social media one uses. Nowadays, X is just about never listed, even though much smaller social media are. I suppose Elon has quickly turned X into a platform that is commercially dead, well spent billions of dollars.
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5,000,098 !!
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Every six months, I look at computer parts to upgrade my PC from 2012. 30 minutes later, I give up digging through the horrible web shops I end up at.
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I'm planning to replace everything but the chassis and power supply if possible. Looking at pre-built computers, I would either have to pay twice the money or get a computer with 1/3 of the specs compared to the parts I'm looking at. Sure, I would get a new chassis and matching PSU but I'm not sure those are worth $280 on their own.
Edit: Well, perhaps Windows 11 is worth at least $100 of that.
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I have a nice server that I build. Bit of a mini super-computer for running VMs, but I do most of my computing on whatever cheap laptop I have for the year. My current machine is an HP, AMD Ryzen 5 PRO 3500U quad core 2.10 GHz w/ Radeon Vega Mobile Gfx, 16 GB RAM, and a 512GB SSD. It cost me $280 refurbished. I expect to use it for about 2 years and then give it away in favor of something better.
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I saw that Lidl will have a Super Bowl special next weekend: hamburgers, spinach, blueberries and coffee. I imagine those are the cornerstones for a Super Bowl meal in front of the TV?
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I just learned that the waiting time for a brand new Heckel (top brand) bassoon can be 7-10 years from order to delivery! Other, less sought after brands deliver sooner.
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I was a sax player in a past life, myself. Baritone was/is my favorite, but I also played a lot of tenor (I still have a black lacquer Jupiter) and soprano. Never got to try a bass or sopranino, sadly.
Incredibly, my high school had some Selmer Mark VI horns (late-production IIRC, but still). All through high school I played a Mark VI baritone (low A), which seems crazy in retrospect. None of my other horns were ever that swanky, although I did also play a beat-up Buescher low Bb that looked like it was fished out of a lake but played like butter and just sounded incredible (C* mouthpiece).
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I just learned that Prince Frederik (today King Frederik X) and Prince Joachim of Denmark grew up with a pinball game, Harlem Globetrotters on Tour. Once a technician helped install a barrier to make the game easier so the younger brother would have a better chance in the high score challenge between the brothers.
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The technician came to do maintenance on the game twice a year, and some 20 years later he noticed the extra barrier still was in place and removed it. It seems the game still exists (released in 1979 if I understand correctly) so neat that the royal family didn't get rid of it when the kids had grown up and started their own families. Courtesy of Mike Tylak who is writing a book on Danish video game history.
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Over the course of the last 16 years, the Atari 2600 has been tracked to have been played 2 hours per day, all year around for a total of 700,000 minutes!
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Excel 2007 uses the xlsx file format. When you merge sheets you can retain extraneous data including the ability to undo the merge and column data. Are there any real equations in the table? If not, you can save it as a csv, then save it again as an xlsx and add in any equations. See then how much it's reduced.
I have a pet project working on allocation analytics software in python. There is usually a lot of garbage to remove from excel files, above is similar to how I clean them in python.
Interested to see your results.
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The document has nearly 30,000 sum formulas of the type S2:BS2 and S2:S14700 and another 60000 conditional formulas of the type:
=IF((AND(BV2="C";BU2>=1000;(BU2-INDIRECT($BW$1&ROW()))<1000));"YES";"NO")
But then again both documents used to have the same number of formulas. I could try to export the column data as CSV into a brand new document and add all the formulas to the new one to see if I can halve the size.
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I just learned that Jimmy Fallon as a kid got a VIC-20 for Christmas.
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For two years now, I have worn a white shirt and tie for the company Christmas party. Both times I was the only one to wear a tie and I felt overdressed. Next year I'll show up in a standard black sweater like most of my colleagues.
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Today I found a simple solution to a problem that three of my colleagues struggled with, and even asked Chat GPT for help. I posted a suggestion, asking if I over simplified the problem, but apparently my solution was exactly what was required. In particular I was proud that the AI failed to provide the same solution, though it was close.
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E-sports is like karaoke: probably lots of fun to participate yourself, not so fun for others to watch or listen to.
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With just over three weeks left of this year, my counter for doing "number two" is at 565 times. Earlier this year I estimated I'd hit 666 before end of the year but I surely hope I don't have to run to the bathroom 5 times a day for rest of the year.
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How we do code review at work:
-"You must've been on drugs yesterday!"
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I just dumped a 2532 EPROM from a VIC-20 cartridge. As a copy protection measure, all bits are reversed so 11000000 are stored as 00000011 etc. Took me a while to figure out.
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There are many ways to skin a cat. This is how I solved it in PHP:
for ($i=0; $i<strlen($bufin); $i++) { $bufout .= chr(bindec(strrev(str_pad(decbin(ord($bufin[$i])),8,0,STR_PAD_LEFT)))); }
after reading the binary file into $bufin and then writing the output file as binary from $bufout. It could have been solved mathematically as well.
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It is interesting to discuss the history of personal computing online with people who question whether either of Apple and IBM had any relevance in that...
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I wonder if it is a bad sign if you look up a car for sale and the register says "license plate stolen"...