Swami

She probably wouldn’t steal my credit card info, but she might spit in my sandwich. Knowing this would be possible, I wouldn’t eat it, therefore, wasting my money. Do you think the endangered species might be in the sandwiches?

Yeah, I wouldn't really screw with her by not giving her the answer she needs, but she'd have to deal with the incredulous look on my face while I deliver my response.

"It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month.We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased."