masschamber

Uh oh, time for some baby proof locks. A local baby left the house and was found in the woods a few miles away.

Yeah, but then as an adult baby will have learned that she is unable to open doors and will be trapped until someone else comes along.

Be ready, buddy- my niece has figured out doors & gained the strength for them. We have this conversation once a day when we're babysitting:

*niece runs towards front door*

me to mom: Hey, is that locked?

*sound of door opening*

Mom to me: Nope!

And then somebody has to go chase the baby. Luckily for us, her main goal is just to get outside, not to actually go anywhere, so she usually just stands on the porch till we get there.