Atari-Jess

If the game is good, then its good. I just feel people need to make sure they dont make a shooter just because they feel they can duplicate whats already been made. Look at ikaruga, an amazing new concept for the shooting genre!

Help, friends! A guinea pig tricked me!

I'm interested in why so many of you are interested in the size of my manhood by attempting to approximate the console I'd need. Very suspicious activity, all of you.

Every other day.

Geez, and I was thinking what console we need to cover our manhood. Personally I need 5200, but a PS3 seems like it may be a better cover. I heard something along the lines that Moycon only needs a Wii to cover himself, but Im not sure how credible the sources were. ...I want a NES pad button...

On a cold and grey chicago morning, another little baby child is born in the ghetto... in the ghettooooo, and his mamma cried... CAUSE IF THERES ONE THING THAT SHE DONT NEEED IS ANOTHER HUNGRY MOUTH TO FEED IN THE GHETTO... ..in the ghetto

I think I share your sentiment. I feel the jaguar has too many people trying to develop shooters and or puzzle games. Rarely does a game get completed, and I find the ones that do often aren't these types of games. Just food for thought.

Who wants to bet we see one on Ebay within a month cause its gone already?

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I wonder if it turned into Donkey Kong '94...

And then Stan jr came and put it all under his hat.

Perhaps he adjusted for inflation? (now, I say, that was a joke son y'hear me boy?)

I must have missed that one. Do tell. I'm game for any joke with robots and ass grabbing Back when I was considered a "new" member (in the first year of the modern site) Some of my first flash cartoons were animations based upon me as the Berzerk guy, and the Robots despite the fact that they were genderless had an affinity for touching my "ass" for apparently no good reason. It's been referenced about here and there and occasionally I make something new regarding it. I've even reproduced Berzerk as a flash game. Now that my flash skills are considerably more advanced, I may just make another cartoon...

With Batari BASIC there is no excuse now... ITS FREAKING BASIC.

I have cart holders that were all manufactured in the Toronto area, they hold all of my unique titles, and the rest of them simply "live" in a milk cart cube.

Ever shot a powder keg?

Almost spit soda on the screen when I read that. You might think thats random, but its actually a very old "inside" joke.

Thats exactly what sony wants. Don't you recall the whole "can't sell used games" scare? Sony eventually brushed it off as false, but my "theory" is they only went back once that info was leaked. Nintendo has always been the one to try to hold back on superior game storage technology. Cartridges on the N64, Game cards on the DS!

Shh! you'll ruin the sequel!

I miss the SMB pinball machine..

MY FAVOURITES, I'LL PAY YOU ANYTHING... oh no wait, turbo edition? DD2? Maaan, I thought you were delivering the GOODS.

I watched her carefully as she put her pieces across, move by move, giving about 10 seconds of thought before countering my latest offenses... Her glassy stare neither comforted nor intimidated me as the midgame stretched out into the end game. Things were going very well for me this time and I knew she was struggling to find a way to deflect me. After countless assault and clever trickery I whittled her down the six pawns and a queen. She looked cool and calm, still unaffected by my relentless efforts to crush her. I myself was down to my own queen and only five pawns, but with the added assistance of a trusty bishop and a loyal rook I felt confident that the end game would result in success. And wouldn't you know it, The scent of victory filled the air... One move, two moves, checkmate! I stared at her in disbelief, It was over. ...the rival wins again...

One of the few 2600 games I *still* don't have...

Thats pretty fair, Bushnel ran a party company, just like Jobs. Hell, he probably knew jobs since he worked there as what was it, employee 40? Jobs may have been inspired business wise by a certain Mr. Bushnell.

ITS THE SAME. You decided to steal cause other people were doing it? So because old ladies do it, it means you're in the clear right? No difference man, those items get turned into cash which helps people, it doesn't matter what you're stealing. It's not the food bank you're stealing from, its goods that get converted into cash. It doesn't look like anyone is gonna get through to you.