Someone... help

[Someone... help]

Help, friends! A guinea pig tricked me!

[Your favourite Console...to wear]

I'm interested in why so many of you are interested in the size of my manhood by attempting to approximate the console I'd need.

 

Very suspicious activity, all of you.

[Do you play everyday?]

Every other day.

[Your favourite Console...to wear]

Geez, and I was thinking what console we need to cover our manhood. Personally I need 5200, but a PS3 seems like it may be a better cover.

 

I heard something along the lines that Moycon only needs a Wii to cover himself, but Im not sure how credible the sources were.

 

...I want a NES pad button...

[New Rumor: Wii- $229 - November 2?]

As I walked from the elevator to the office doors I sang a little song of Cartman's "in the ghetooo". LOL!

 

On a cold and grey chicago morning, another little baby child is born in the ghetto... in the ghettooooo, and his mamma cried...

 

CAUSE IF THERES ONE THING THAT SHE DONT NEEED IS ANOTHER HUNGRY MOUTH TO FEED IN THE GHETTO...

 

..in the ghetto

[Project Apocalypse, first screenshoots]

Hmmm a 2D shooter.

 

I think I share your sentiment.

 

I feel the jaguar has too many people trying to develop shooters and or puzzle games. Rarely does a game get completed, and I find the ones that do often aren't these types of games.

 

Just food for thought.

[What modification is this?]

Who wants to bet we see one on Ebay within a month cause its gone already?

[ATARI 2600 1 OF A KIND FIND? * CONDOR ATTACK + VULTURE ATTACK! MUST LOOK!]

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[NES "Return of Donkey Kong"]

I wonder if it turned into Donkey Kong '94...

[Some errors/discrepencies in atariages trivia section]

And then Stan jr came and put it all under his hat.

[I think this seller has memory problems]

Perhaps he adjusted for inflation?

 

(now, I say, that was a joke son y'hear me boy?)

[Jesse and his old rival...]

You might think thats random, but its actually a very old "inside" joke.

 

I must have missed that one. Do tell. I'm game for any joke with robots and ass grabbing

 

Back when I was considered a "new" member (in the first year of the modern site) Some of my first flash cartoons

were animations based upon me as the Berzerk guy, and the Robots despite the fact that they were genderless

had an affinity for touching my "ass" for apparently no good reason.

 

It's been referenced about here and there and occasionally I make something new regarding it.

 

I've even reproduced Berzerk as a flash game.

 

 

Now that my flash skills are considerably more advanced, I may just make another cartoon...

[To All Non-Programmer Idea Peddlers]

With Batari BASIC there is no excuse now...

 

ITS FREAKING BASIC.

[How do you store your loose carts?]

I have cart holders that were all manufactured in the Toronto area, they hold all of my unique titles, and the rest of them simply "live" in a milk cart cube.

[Classic Video Game cliche that you love or hate]

I hate that barrels ALWAYS explode when shot. They don't do that in real life at all.

 

-Ray

 

Ever shot a powder keg?

[Jesse and his old rival...]

You know, from the topic title I really expected more robots and ass-grabbing in this post. icon_frown.gif

 

Almost spit soda on the screen when I read that.

 

 

You might think thats random, but its actually a very old "inside" joke.

[PS4 - no disc drive? Blu Ray dead already]

not to mention resale value will be extinct and stores like Gamestop will be out of business. If that is true, excpet Gamestop and EB to start sweating..

 

Thats exactly what sony wants.

 

Don't you recall the whole "can't sell used games" scare? Sony eventually brushed it off as false, but my "theory" is they only went back once that info was leaked.

 

Nintendo has always been the one to try to hold back on superior game storage technology. Cartridges on the N64, Game cards on the DS!

[Jesse and his old rival...]

You know, from the topic title I really expected more robots and ass-grabbing in this post.

 

Shh! you'll ruin the sequel!

[My High School dream has come true:SMB PINBALL]

I miss the SMB pinball machine..

[found NES games in trash]

Did you find the game 'Dirty Diaper II: The lost levels' or 'Urine Soaked Mattress:Turbo Edition'.

 

 

MY FAVOURITES, I'LL PAY YOU ANYTHING... oh no wait, turbo edition? DD2? Maaan, I thought you were delivering the GOODS.

[Jesse and his old rival...]

I watched her carefully as she put her pieces across, move by move, giving about 10 seconds of thought

before countering my latest offenses... Her glassy stare neither comforted nor intimidated me as the

midgame stretched out into the end game.

 

Things were going very well for me this time and I knew she was struggling to find a way to deflect me.

After countless assault and clever trickery I whittled her down the six pawns and a queen. She looked

cool and calm, still unaffected by my relentless efforts to crush her.

 

I myself was down to my own queen and only five pawns, but with the added assistance of a trusty bishop

and a loyal rook I felt confident that the end game would result in success. And wouldn't you know it,

The scent of victory filled the air... One move, two moves, checkmate! I stared at her in disbelief, It was over.

 

 

...the rival wins again...

[Mario Bros]

One of the few 2600 games I *still* don't have...

[Why did Atari hold back the launch of the vcs by 1 year]

Yes, me too. I see Bushnell as sort of the Steve Jobs of the videogame world.

 

Thats pretty fair, Bushnel ran a party company, just like Jobs. Hell, he probably knew jobs since he worked there as what was it, employee 40?

 

Jobs may have been inspired business wise by a certain Mr. Bushnell.

[found NES games in trash]

I take stuff thats left in parking lots, or around the front area of thrift stores.

I don't jump fences to get into donaton areas, most of the time it's a locked area.

 

ITS THE SAME.

 

The only reason I started doing it is because once I got to one of my favorite thrift stores about a half hour before opening. There was a pile of old pirateship models from the 70s still in the boxes. I saw them there and thought I should leave them, then a guy came up and took all of them! I felt like I missed out on a great find that I could have had.

 

You decided to steal cause other people were doing it?

 

So now I always check to see if there's anything cool around the donations. Somtimes I drive by thrift stores at night and a bunch of ladies are already raiding the bags of stuff! So far I've found only a few things worth taking, one being a new panzer general playstation game.

 

So because old ladies do it, it means you're in the clear right?

 

It's not like I'm taking kids clothes or wheelchairs or anything. I feel like theres much more serious things in the world to worry about.

 

No difference man, those items get turned into cash which helps people, it doesn't matter what you're stealing. It's not the food bank you're stealing from, its goods that get converted into cash.

 

It doesn't look like anyone is gonna get through to you.

[Games you've 'turned over']

Asteroids and Defender