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  1. New Atari Console that Atari VCS?

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    2. retrorandy


      I like the outer shell, but maybe someone should just throw a Raspberry Pi into it. :)

    3. Flojomojo


      Vertical Coleco Shtupping

    4. x=usr(1536)


      Very Cagey Statements

  2. Meh on that Jobs quote. I guess it is unreasonable to expect everybody to code their own operating systems in assembly in order to use their devices, but then again, somehow all Apple products since the debut of the iPhone are crud, so something about the "technology coming to the user" philosophy must be crud too. Not sure exactly where it all goes wrong though. >_>
  3. Meh, I still want an Ataribox, even with the shady cryptocurrency. I mean, as long as it has open Linux, which the website still claims it does. A decent Linux console is largely in my area of interest. I'm gonna make the best worst games ever for it. Including the just conceived Retro Brand Company Simulator. Pimp out your brand at casinos to get funding for real projects that you'll never be capable of finishing. Also, make delicious tacos. Fun for the whole family!
  4. I won my PS4 in a contest, but I had a choice between it and Xbone. I guess what made me choose it was Disgaea 5 and Japanese games in general. The Etrian Odyssey series sold me on 3DS. Not quite a current system anymore though, but there's supposedly one more Etrian coming to it, so it's not dead yet. Vita is also not really a current system, but I guess I should mention it. Mostly I just got it for playing PSP games that I missed out on due to not having a PSP. >_>
  5. Man, I feel like I've missed a lot of thread. When did tacos get dragged into this? All they've ever aspired to do is fill the bellies of hungry Mexicans; I hate to see them insulted like this.
  6. Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know the Pyra project is still chugging along. All the hardware should be ready for mass production, but they're ordering a few more prototypes first. https://pyra-handheld.com/boards/threads/silence.82662/ More importantly, I got my furniture and have started buying vouchers from ED's shop each week. Building up my Pyra savings, awww yeah.
  7. I have a way they can still make good on everything. Step 1. Start a new Kickstarter campaign for potato salad. Step 2. Collect a million dollars. Step 3. Make potato salad for approximately $30. Step 4. Use the rest of the money to make System Shock. Easy peasy.
  8. I just bought Skyrim for PS4 a week or so ago myself. Played for one hour, then quit, meaning to come back. Haven't been back yet. That's kinda how my gaming goes these days.
  9. It's 2018. I want my hovercar and my Ataribox, darnit.

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    2. Atarian7


      "They promised us hovercars. Just another damn lie."

    3. GoldLeader


      New Flying Vacuum that HOOVERcar?

    4. GoldLeader


      Oh wait! Flying Vacuums suck! Ha get it? (groan)

  10. It's been a while, but I just had to come back here after hearing about the cryptocurrency. Damn, just when you think capitalism is finally gonna get the respect it deserves, along comes the Atari Token. Cue another Oliver Stone movie. >_>
  11. Well, I feel like someone is obligated to offer a counterpoint here, so I'll take the highly irrational side. Mother****in' sellouts! May they choke on farts! *RAGE*
  12. Ahem, AMD's CEO apparently didn't get your memo. https://www.forbes.com/sites/marcochiappetta/2017/09/26/amd-scores-another-custom-chip-design-win-with-the-upcoming-ataribox-game-console/
  13. Android may be based on Linux, but it is not Linux, unless you jailbreak it, which most wireless carriers won't let you do.
  14. Um, running open Linux, if true, means this thing will *launch* with "far more content" than any proprietary consoles or streaming boxes "will ever have". >_> Basically, this isn't meant to be a computer, it's actually the world's first major non-proprietary console.
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