Meh, I still want an Ataribox, even with the shady cryptocurrency. I mean, as long as it has open Linux, which the website still claims it does. A decent Linux console is largely in my area of interest.
I'm gonna make the best worst games ever for it. Including the just conceived Retro Brand Company Simulator. Pimp out your brand at casinos to get funding for real projects that you'll never be capable of finishing. Also, make delicious tacos. Fun for the whole family!