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  1. JDTAY

    New Atari Console that Atari VCS?

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    2. retrorandy

      retrorandy

      I like the outer shell, but maybe someone should just throw a Raspberry Pi into it. :)

    3. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Vertical Coleco Shtupping

    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Very Cagey Statements

  2. JDTAY

    It's 2018. I want my hovercar and my Ataribox, darnit.

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    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      "They promised us hovercars. Just another damn lie."

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      New Flying Vacuum that HOOVERcar?

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Oh wait! Flying Vacuums suck! Ha get it? (groan)

  3. JDTAY

    Seriously though, if Ataribox runs open Linux as advertised, I can make my own cruddy freeware SDL2 games for it. Prepare yourselves for the best worst Monster Rancher clone ever.

  4. JDTAY

    Ataribox to run Linux, include neckbeard as pack-in accessory. Awww yeah. https://venturebeat.com/2017/09/25/ataribox-runs-linux-on-amd-chip-and-will-cost-at-least-249/

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I still say the console design is stupid. It looks like a 2600 wrapped in black mummy wrappings.

    3. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      InfrogrammesBox doesn't quite have the same ring to it...

    4. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Yeaaah... that doesn't sound marketable.

  5. JDTAY

    fig.co announces publishing deal with Atari for two new games. Maybe this is where the Ataribox campaign will later be hosted?

  6. JDTAY

    Wow, it's been long enough that I actually want Ataribox news again.

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    2. carlsson

      carlsson

      I'm the Ataribox baby, I've got speed. I've got everything I need.

      I'm the Ataribox baby, here comes the twist. I don't exist.

    3. HoshiChiri

      HoshiChiri

      Did we have news before?

    4. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Ataribox That News!

  7. JDTAY

    Hmmm, just checked on Ataribox for the first time in like a week. Used to be at this everyday. Feels weird.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      my Atari boxes are just fine, thank you! :-)

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Too bad they can't be more like Silicon Valley and "fail faster."

  8. JDTAY

    ICYMI: Tapper world record broken by Lauren Featherstone of Plano, TX. http://atariage.com/forums/topic/267789-world-record-broken-in-tapper/

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Wow!

  9. JDTAY
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelarzt "Atari Connect": Finally, an end to box jokes.
    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      I'm in for four of them. "Here, diagonally." Pretty sneaky, sis.

    2. JDTAY

      JDTAY

      Hmmm, the link is blocked by registration wall now. Must be a cover-up. Hopefully they don't send their ninja assassins after me.

  10. JDTAY
    https://www.facebook.com/atariboxofficial/ It comes in orange! And I'm even hearing a rumor that the orange edition comes with a fresh citrus scent.
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    2. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      Oddly, I expected it to have a somewhat different scent.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Looks more like somebody took these LaCie USB hard drive enclosures and repainted them:

       

      http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S1LNNFY

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^My other hard drive is a Porsche!

  11. JDTAY

    Haven't seen Bill on the forums in days. Perhaps Atari "silenced" him? NOOOOOO :(

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      [CENSORED]

    3. VectorGamer

      VectorGamer

      He's on vacation according to the pics he's posting on Facebook

       

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'd think they'd love him for keeping the Mystery alive! ... Perhaps they sent him on vacation, Waitaminute! They'd need a kickstarter to afford that (snooge)...

  12. JDTAY

    Meh, I tried a joke status update a few minutes ago, and it didn't come out funny enough, so you get this instead.

    1. MegaManFan

      MegaManFan

      A for effort though?

    2. toiletunes

      toiletunes

      ROTFLMAO

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      LOL

  13. JDTAY

    My reputation went down a point. This is gonna bug me all day.

    1. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Look on the positive side... maybe it was supposed to go down two points, and didn't.

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Im sorry I can't have a low 3 at my party...

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Maybe someone accidentally hit unlike?

  14. JDTAY

    Look out, Ataribox! Bushnell and Wonder are out to steal your thunder. http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-06-28-wonder-raises-USD14-million-for-smartphone-console-hybrid

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    2. Mord

      Mord

      See? Only the truth!

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Who the hell is Shakira?! And what's with all these freaky imaginary overhyped console / smartphone / handheld hybrids?

    4. JDTAY

      JDTAY

      jaybird, to answer your first question...

      You're welcome.
  15. JDTAY

    Atari and Mattel partner to promote Mattel brands through Roller Coaster Tycoon Touch. Where was this partnership thirty years ago when IntellAtari would've rocked all our faces?

    1. save2600

      save2600

      I know, right? Always wanted a RealSports Super Challenge baseball game to play. lol

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      M Network was better.

  16. JDTAY

    25 years from now: Ataribox Mini

    1. JDTAY

      JDTAY

      The twist: Ataribox is Jaguar Mini, and Ataribox Mini will be Jaguar Micro.

  17. JDTAY

    French press release says Ataribox will be crowdfunded. In other news, an ominous cloud of doom has appeared above Atari headquarters.

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Why crowdfunding? Doesn't the company masquerading as "Atari" have an R&D budget? Was crowdfunding ever meant to be an excuse for an established business to be lazy and offload all the expense of market research and new product development onto their customers?

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      (Sorry that got out of order, I deleted and edited my post.)

    4. Mord

      Mord

      While it wasn't -meant- to be that, shareholders and the like quickly realized the potential for it and ran with it.

  18. JDTAY

    Will work for Ataribox info.

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    2. Albert

      Albert

      Let me know when you find so me, as I'd like to post news about it!

    3. HawkMines

      HawkMines

      I'm in the same boat as you, except only if it applies to the question of if it has physical media.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I wouldn't mind knowing exactly what it will be.

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