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  1. Today we're gonna find out what 1000 milligrams of caffeine does to the human body.

    1. Kiwi


      You'll feel like a million buck. 

  2. I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty!
    So hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

    1. Corby



    2. DoctorSpuds


      Get in the car

  3. Sciatica...

    I'm not happy. 

    1. ColecoGamer


      I’m sorry you’re not happy. I don’t know what is causing your unhappiness, but I pray things get better for you. 

  4. Lemon Curry?

    1. Corby


      Jim Curry?

    2. CPUWIZ


      Steph Curry!

  5. You never truly appreciate how much liquid is in a gallon until it's all over the floor.

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    2. Keatah


      Or SafetyKleen..

    3. GoldLeader


      Or an extra hominid carrying a roll of paper towels featuring unparalleled strength and tremendous capillary action for absorption...(If you will)

    4. DoctorSpuds


      It was milk

  6. The Fisher CA-273 blows up speakers good. I think my lungs are full of poison now.

  7. Goodbye Betty

    1. Stephen


      Just heard :(  So sad.  Three days ago she was posting a joking article that she lived so long from not eating anything green, and preparing for her 100th b-day in 2 weeks.

    2. 7800Knight


      Just heard the sad news.

  8. I think 700 milligrams of caffeine was a few too many.

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    2. GoldLeader
    3. DoctorSpuds
    4. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      "It was a bad trip...torture. The kind that made you want to become a Christian."  -David Sedaris 

  9. Mornin'!

    What's for breakfast?

    1. Atarian7


      a protein shake

    2. atari2600land


      I had a bowl of Cheerios.

    3. GoldLeader
  10. He's an outlaw loose and runnin' came the whisper from each lip


    And he's here to do some business with the Big Iron on his hip

    1. DoctorSpuds


      Marty Robbins is rolling in his grave.

  11. I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s


    His hair was perfect

    1. Corby


      One day, i'll head to london and order beef chow mein

    2. Max_Chatsworth


      Ah-hoo, werewolves of London

      Halloween Vintage GIF

  12. Oh dear, I booted up Skyrim again. The start of the ruination.

  13. Gave myself food poisoning last night. 0/10: Would not recommend.

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    2. thanatos


      What did you eat?

    3. DoctorSpuds


      No clue, either it was some chicken or some canned soup, whatever it was kicked my ass.

    4. thanatos


      Ouch.  My guess would be the chicken - canned foods can go years past the expiration date unless they were compromised.

  14. Why must drive belts return to oil!? WHY!!!

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    2. DoctorSpuds


      For me, the belts go out in style, explosively, coating everything, and eventually myself.

    3. x=usr(1536)


      Circle of life, man.  Circle of life.

    4. DoctorSpuds


      That particular circle of life can go stick itself in a blender.

  15. Anybody else have the Zodiac Killer getting ID'd on their 2021 Bingo card?

    1. x=usr(1536)


      Seriously, just when I thought the last couple of years couldn't get much weirder.



    2. digdugnate


      That was a pretty interesting read on the ciphers, I thought!  

  16. One thing I've concluded after watching way too much content across several genres of media: All most villains need is a social worker as a child or a good psychiatrist as an adult.

  17. Just got a HP Jordana Pocket PC. Gonna try to get doom on it!

    1. joeatari1


      I don't see why not.  It's playable on a pregnancy test.




    2. DoctorSpuds


      Problem is it's an old version of CE, 3.0.9348, and it doesn't look like there's a lot of surviving software for it let alone Doom ports. Most of what I find leads to dead webpages or forum threads from 2001.

  18. I am an unwilling passenger of my own legs.

  19. Snagged a couple of Realistic Minimus-7 speakers from a junk mall in Washington. I never though bookshelf speakers could sound so gorgeous!

    1. GoldLeader


      Raises beverage!  Here's to random goodness still weaving its way through our lives in this universe!

  20. It is hot, please send help.


    1. atari2600land


      It's 111 now in Salem, OR.

    2. atari2600land


      Now it's 115.

    3. retrorussell


      Closed all my windows by 9AM this morning after leaving them open all night.  Makes a HUGE difference!  Still not ideal but feels WAY better.  Gotta put off sealing my deck for another day though..

  21. Watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture yesterday and promptly passed out. I thought people were exaggerating. 

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    2. doctorclu


      The comment about the Spock arc is so true.   From nearly purging himself of all emotions, to becoming more a balance of his vulcan and human self, and we saw in full swing in Unification (TNG) and the Kelvinverse movies.

    3. GoldLeader


      ^Well, he may only be half human,  but ya don't have to call him a spork!

    4. doctorclu


      Well he multifaceted like a spoon and fork... and Vulcan and a human.   Perfect!  :)


      (Got that name edited.)

  22. Today I found out that whale songs are the scariest things on the planet.

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    2. DoctorSpuds


      @Rogerpoco Well, I am a shallow bastard, I'm judging the boy based purely on its looks.

      As someone who has clearly immersed themselves in the many legged world of the insect, what insect would find itself on the patent pending 'not-nice bug' list? Is it an obvious choice, like a venomous/poisonous, bug (Spider, scorpion, wasp), or something that's just a pain to keep alive due to specialized environments, I know insects are pretty hardy but there's sure to be a few diva's out there.

    3. Rogerpoco


      Oh, Assassin bugs aren't hard to keep, but you do NOT wanna get bit by one!

      Centipedes-'pedes with a nasty bite can really hurt you, they are insanely fast, and they are a bit difficult to keep.

      Tarantulas are funny-there are mean ones, and nice ones, by species, and also dangerous and not dangerous ones, based on species(none actually lethal.)

      Most New Worlds are "nice", but the ones that aren't are especially ornery, big show of defense to scare you-but they can't much hurt you, mostly the bite itself, not the venom.

      Old Worlds, however, are mostly referred to as "ornamentals", i.e., don't ever mess with it, it'll hurt you.

      They mostly run and hide, they seem aware of their potent venom, but if it tags you, you'll likely go to the E.R., haha!!!

      Scorpions, not quite the same, but similar-you can handle "Joe" over here, who kinda looks the same as "Pat" over there, but Joe won't ever sting you, and Pat will kill you.


    4. DoctorSpuds


      So, much like any other pet/companion with the looks being generally off-putting to many. Now I'm wondering if there's anybody crazy enough to try and be a 'wasp-keeper'

  23. Just found a SMB3 cart on the side of the road. How odd.

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    2. GoldLeader


      Were you walking?   Driving?  How'd you happen to notice it?

    3. DoctorSpuds


      Walking the dog. Folks like to put stuff out on the side of the road so that anybody can take their pick before it gets hauled away, a pretty effective form of recycling if you ask me. It was shoved down the side of a box partially obscured by an old receipt printer of all things.

      Not a bad find considering how vigilant folks are about 'the good stuff' around here.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      @CPUWIZ do you still have that photoshopped Westboro sign? GOD HATES NES - NES FRIES GOD LAUGHS :lol:

  24. Your consistency is consistently inconsistent

    1. x=usr(1536)


      Much like every point-of-sale card reader currently in use!

  25. Smoke alarms started chirping at 2 this morning, no stores open until 7. No batteries in the apartment, no hope, no sleep.

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    2. DoctorSpuds


      They're hooked up to the mains as well, we took the batteries out and they still kept beeping. And beeping, and beeping, and beeping.

    3. GoldLeader


      If they beep without the batteries,    Umm ...  Then why do they even need batteries?

    4. GoldLeader


      I know,  I know..In case fire knocks the power out.

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