john_q_atari
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Our security cam just captured footage of a man wearing a Hello Kitty T-shirt looking around and then taking all of the candy from the bowl my son left out for Trick-or-Treaters and dashing off. Luckily my son listened to me and kept some candy in reserve so we could refill the bowl. All the kids were nice and took only 1 or 2 pieces.
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Remember when people used to hand out candy instead of putting it out there in a lonely bowl? Thanks to people wanting to avoid human interaction these days, I'm selling the CandyMaster 5000. It's a lifelike robot that stands behind the bowl and generally acts like a kind old lady, but it decapitates anyone taking more than one piece of candy.
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@Random Terrain We had the occasional lazy house with the bowl even 40 years ago. And the debate if we should just take all the candy or not. (I never did!)
So I wouldn't make it a statement about the decline of society.