VinsCool

had that at my film school

it goes:

Stellar Coffee

Excellent Coffee

Better Coffee

Good Coffee

Ok Coffee

Coffee

Coffee that's been brewed from Coffee, that's been brewed from more coffee, that has been brewed from lower quality beans

 Noffee (overpriced crap that uses god knows what)

Dear god fee (the kind of stuff they use to declog sinks and feed to conscripts

Instant

General use (Beware of hazardous waste)

Captains choice (mixed with rum, beer, grog, nog and various sundry items)

Edible dirt

show dirt

survival rations

Canadian coffee

I like instant coffee once a while.  It reminds me of going camping, which is pretty much the only time I drink it.  Somewhat of a nostalgia factor.

My own horror story...Today...And tomorrow...I'm out of COFFEE MATE!!!  (I mean I have some powdered Coffee Mate and milk and almond milk...)...Man!  I gotta get to the store tomorrow!