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 I got bored so I haphazardly put my TV in the vertical position for the Authentic Arcade Experience™ [See pic] 

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"TV is a witch machine and Thomas Edison is a warlock" -Joel Johanson

(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Ching-Yuen) If it's true this man lived to be 256, I genuinely feel bad for him. 

(I'm truly sorry to rant, but this has been in my mind for a while)

Why is it that some old people (60+) demand they get the respect/benefits that old people usually get, yet, refuse to acknowledge/accept their old?!? It doesn't matter if you feel like Stallone or if you feel like Granny Smith, you can't eat your cake and have it too!

To clarify, I don't hate old people (I actually really respect them), I just hate the small minority that I mentioned above.

(See link) I decided to go ahead and write about the topic I had in mind for Lost Gaming Vault, 70s video games! I have written about each game in more detail than the 64DD one, and there are pictures! If you have any ideas for Lost Gaming Vault, just comment on the entry! https://atariage.com/forums/blogs/entry/16666-lost-gaming-vault-70s-video-games/

*Piano from Bohemian Rhapsody plays* eBaaaaaayyyyyy, why won't you work? My PayPal is completely fine, but all you do is fit and whine.

A quick update about the 2000s nick recording: after finding my old capture card, and finding an old VCR I thought was dead, I'm (proud?) to say I'm currently digitizing it and it will be on my Google Drive either in a couple of hours or tomorrow. Be warned though, I'm digitizing a decayed VHS tape using a composite capture card with low-quality AV cables, so don't expect it to be crystal clear. Here's a pic showing how damaged it is after being used for 18 years.

Edit: I feel like I should list all the "features" of this tape. 

1. A crap ton of Spongebob (nothing really special)

2. Quite a few segments of the semi-obscure nick variety show Upick-Live (possibly some segments that were never uploaded on the internet!)

3. Lots of both local and national commercials from the early 2000s.

4. A Toonami commercial on Nick (don't know why)

5. An anti-climactic secret that I'm hiding so people will watch the recording. 🙂

6. Hours of early 2000s TV (However it's all Nick)

https://youtu.be/64ixCkz4kJ0

From within your mind, no one else can find
The life that you inspire
From another place, not from outer space
But from some place even higher

WANNA BUY SOME DEATHSTICKS?!?!?

0 IQ: BBQ Sauce

100 IQ: Cowboy Catsup

200 IQ: Yee-haw Jelly

A friendly reminder from Dr. Mantis Tobaggan M.D. 

If you crap blood you probably have digestion problems- Dr. Mantis Tobaggan M.D.

Sorry for my sick sense of humor.

A new Arcade Archives Reviews entry is up! This one's about the infamous Nintendo game Sky Skipper!

A quick message from Dr. Mantis Tobaggan M.D.

Happy 4th of July my Dudes & Dudettes - Dr. Mantis Tobaggan M.D.

According to science, Chickens, as well as ostriches, are closely related to the Tyrannosaurus Rex. And since Ostrich eggs are basically just really big Chicken eggs, it's safe to assume that Ostrich meat tastes like Chicken. Therefore, is it safe to say that T-Rex meat also tasted like Chicken?

After 3 months, Burgertime is finally on the eshop for $7.99.

After watching the original airing of "A Charlie Brown Christmas", I'm craving a nice refreshing Coca-Cola™ (See Pick)

Al, I'll give you not 1, but 2 virtual cans of pepsi  if you make a Sega Saturn subforum.

All of those findings after that huge Nintendo leak happened made me wish I actively used Twitter.

But only a little.

Allergy update: I woke up with phlegm in my throat and my face still feels puffed up, but the weezing is gone!

Am I the only one that doesn't mind Jar-Jar? He's just C3P-O without R2D2.

Any fans of Gamecenter CX on AtariAge?

Anyone else feel like the eshop is just a slightly higher quality version of Google Play (slight exaggeration)?