Samuel Pedigo

Mom wants to get me a $600 laptop, but all i want is a Commodore 128 or a Vic 20.

sometimes simplicity isn't all that simple. (expansions and joysticks also of course and maybe some mags)

"If at first you don't pay for our ludicrously expensive DLC that adds Jack and shit, we are going to shred your paycheck that comes in the mail, destroy your car, lie to the IRS about your total earnings, Seduce your hot wife, send a worm to your laptop, shoot your dog, drink all your expensive wine, eat all your caviar, Cover your expensive gold encrusted toilet in **** and lastly, when you are damn near broken, inform the Russian mob that you killed Paulie. Also, we'll brick your xbox via remote control"

Quote attributed to EA and Microsoft

There is one thing that people will never get through their skulls ('m looking at you Cinemasins). The order goes like this:

Jack Nicholson, Dark Knight, Mark hamill not the other way around

Little children tell each other spider stories. Spider children tell stories about the boot of doom. Both are terrified of each other. lastly, Ghouls tell each other the most horrifying story of all: The day that carl (the fat ghost in GB1) was sucked up by the GB and never returned. Each person has his or her own scary monster.

For instance, Jason has Chuck Norris and Freddy has

Crack and E users

How do we really know that aliens exist? simple, ask it if it prefers Pepsi, mr Pibb or coke . If it chooses Pepsi it's an alien. immediately show it a picture of your mother without her make up. problem solved