Atarian7

It is a great escape!

"The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!" 

I did both

Cooking a turkey is so easy, though.  Rinse it off, Put it in a pan, drizzle some oil and seasoning/rub if you like, and then wait 5 hours.  You really don't have to do much.  It's the side dishes that take all the time, if you want to get fancy, but you don't need to.

kwyjibo!

You should ideate on that one.

That's the frog exaggerator!

I didn't get invited to your cousin's house.

I don't like turkey, cranberries, yams, etc. so I'm bringing a beef stew in the crock pot to my folks' house.  Every family member lives at least somewhat close to each other but my oldest sister and mom don't come (stupid past family issues, and my mom divorced my dad around 1979).  I'll do a Thanksgiving dinner with my mom the following weekend, either a roast or prime rib and Au Gratin potatoes.

Unless you're a postal worker in Pewaukee, Wisconsin and dinner chases after you.

Yeah yeah, @atari2600land, we know he wasn't

BORN IN ARIZONA

either

OK! I'll get your relatives to steal your parent's stuff to make your funeral look nice, then ask then to systematically remove as much documentation of you from history as possible. 👍

I had a comic book where Goofy acted as King Tut. For some reason I can't find the original English edition, though I found it in Swedish and Italian.