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Warning: this drug may cause dozens of undesirable symptoms unrelated, but in addition to, the symptom you're currently seeking relief from. 

^ I love the long lists of symptoms: "Possible side effects may include drowsiness, dizziness, projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, incontinence and/or impotence, temporary blindness, hallucinations, unpleasant bodily odors, heart palpitations, and sudden breakout of blistering rash."

(Incongruously, these always seem to be read in TV commercials by a somber-voiced speed-reader, usually over video of beautiful people who are dressed in white, running barefoot through a sunny meadow, happily doing somersaults or flying kites while a soothing piano twinkles in the background.  Very weird juxtaposition.)

Common side effects include Stroke, Heart attack, aneurysms in people under 35, and death. 

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