Atarian7

I had I dream I was flying on a jet aeroplane. I was sharing the sky with the sun and the moon, above the clouds. Eating a steak dinner with nary a-care. I was god-like, if not a god altogether! I was in row 15 with a good view. Up more toward the front was row 13. It was empty. Empty on a full flight. What the fuck? Does somebody think the seats in row 13 will crash, while everyone else arrives safely?

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Kill your internet!!!! Stop posting on message boards and FB!!!!! With all that energy and time spent you can prolly do something better..like play Horse Racing on Intellivision or make dirty cartoons on Mario Paint... or go boogie boarding in Waikiki!

Anyone know of good scientific products proven to increase your penis size?

Beer ...

Drinking so much water I feel like I'm swimming all day. Blarg!

This time I was sleeping just fine and Mr. Kissy Face had to wake me up. Will have to take naps before and after the ALMS race.

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath, and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs, "What's goin' on?"

If you have to google "mensa" you probably don't belong there.

I don't want my MTV anymore

It's getting strange here.

I'm so fed up with the local usps. They can't deliver a package correctly to save their lives! What a bunch of Clavins!

I sprinkled the mound with poison, but then noticed they were all over legs. I guess we'll call this round a draw.

Vacation! Reno, Nevada. Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. May & June.

My profile has been viewed over 41,000 times. Don't you people have anything better to do?

Taking inventory of my collection, I discovered that I have about eighteen pairs of CX-30 paddles and nearly three dozen CX-40 joysticks. I think it's time to scale back on acquiring those for a while ...

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Am I the only person that LIKES black jelly beans?

Billie Jean

He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist.

It's too hot. Make it stop. I wish I had a summer home in Alaska or Australia or something.

Well, the 20 year old at my work has never heard of Airplane! I'm going to try to educate him. Surely he will enjoy it.

How's your NFL team's draft going so far?

Ha! I ran a green light today. Take THAT societal conventions!