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  1. Damn it! I have to wait another day to get blood work because I forgot to fast.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      I hate when that happens!

    2. slab0meat

      slab0meat

      You didn't forget you needed bloodwork, but forgot what was needed to take bloodwork. lolz

       

    3. thanatos

      thanatos

      I always have to cancel my drug tests because I forgot to study for them.

  2. Happy New Year!

    1. Serguei2

      Serguei2

      Chinese Year?

    2. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      April Fools!

    3. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      The Roman New Year under Julius Caesar? From the Julian Calendar not the Gregorian Calendar?

  3. "..time has come for revenge of the nerds.."

    1. save2600

      save2600

      Still waiting for the second movie to be released on Blu-ray

    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Renting the rated R uncut film was great for a teen boy pre-internet -- lots of lovely ladies sans clothing.

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Hurrrr! Hurrrr!

  4. Going to Red Lobster for dinner this evening. I might order something expensive.

    1. Grig

      Grig

      CRAB CAKES!!!

    2. 8_is_enuff

      8_is_enuff

      So what did you have? Sometimes I'm half full with those fantastic biscuits before the entree arrives. :-)

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      I had the Seaside shrimp trio with mashed potatoes and broccoli as my sides. I had one of the biscuits. I didn't want to fill up on those. :D

      It cost $20.99 so not too expensive.

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  5. Top o' tha mornin' to ya

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Too-ra-loo-ra-li..

    2. GoldLeader
    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Anyone else drinking and watching Leprechaun movies?

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  6. I was going to watch "Major League" and then "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" last night, but I fell asleep.

    1. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      Both are classics

    2. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      It's been awhile since I watched Fast Times, but I remember it being strange for a comedy, because it has these dramatic elements that throw it off. Unless I misunderstood some of it.

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.

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  7. "Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      "Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass."

    2. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      I'll have you delivering cargo planes full of rubber dog shit of Hong Kong

  8. Happy beginning of daylight savings time. Don't forget to move your clocks one hour forward.

    1. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      All I gotta say is thank goodness for cell phones and other devices that automatically updates time by themselves.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Love it! Finally more daylight for deliveries, bike rides, and eventually lawn mowing...

    3. Swami

      Swami

      Unless you never bothered to roll them backward last Fall.

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  9. This winter is flying by. Soon I will have much yard work to do. :(

    1. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      Flying by? This is the longest winter I can remember.

    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      ^

      | What Joe said!

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      I saw that the tourist board in the Canary Islands is running a GoT inspired campaign called "Winter is not coming", complete with a windsurfing Daenerys Targaryen lookalike.

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  10. Don't forget to spring forward one hour on all your clocks on March 10, 2019.

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      As usual, Wikipeida has the full chart ordered by country:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time_by_country

    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Offer void in Arizona.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Thanks for this! I had no idea it was so close! I'll appreciate the extra daylight...It's easier to find addresses in the daylight for my delivery driver job.

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  11. It's snowing!

    1. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      Hehehe ... suckers! :P

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      The whole past year has been tough on the property here. We set a record for most precipitation in a year. There has been ponding in the yard which killed off the grass and in came the weeds.

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Hey Jinks, where are you?

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  12. The cleverest thing Homer ever said: "What is mind, no matter, what is matter, never mind"

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T!

       

      Apparently this was a Dan Castallaneta flub/ad-lib but it was funny so they left it in.

    2. Grig

      Grig

      It's the crayon

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      @Atarian7 That was in the first Tracey Ullman short. He went downhill from there.

  13. More wind. Damn We had enough Sunday and Monday.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I blame cow farts.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      We've had some crazy wind around here, too, and snow on the way for Fri-Sat ...Freakin wind began to shred my expensive car cover (New in September)....I'm now holding it together with Gorilla tape and safety pins, hoping it'll last til Summer...

    3. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      Cow flatulence

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  14. When I lived in Laurel, MD sometimes the snowflakes were large, sometimes medium, and sometimes small. Up here in Washington County for the past 19 years every single storm has had small to tiny flakes.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      @Random Terrain LOL

    2. save2600

      save2600

      We're getting all sizes of flakes coming down today. Just won't stop snowing! :(

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      small world! the company I work for had a site in Laurel we just moved to another city in Maryland.

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  15. It's going to snow either 8 to 12 inches, 7 to 11 inches, 5 to 8 inches, or 4 to 6 inches.

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      You can have mine

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      There's a new contender: 4 to 7 inches.

    3. derFunkenstein

      derFunkenstein

      even on the low end that's just the perfect amount. My wife says so.

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  16. Happy birthday oyamafamily. You're almost middle-aged. lol If I only live to 90 I am already middle-aged. Scary

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      .. longer if you live outside of the USA and don't do drugs.

    2. boog

      boog

      Life expectancy in the US has been on the decline for the last three years. So many young suicides and drug overdoses that it's dragging the average down. US average is still at 78.6 though...

    3. ls650

      ls650

      Turning 40 never bothered me, because I figured that my life was only half-over. Turning 50 was a lot harder, because the averages say I've only got another 30 years to go....

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  17. Do you think a cat could take down a big fat groundhog?

    1. Swami

      Swami

      They spawned the term "scaredy-cat" for a reason, although I know there are exceptions.

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      The scaredy cats are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Them cats travel single file to hide their numbers...Hey wouldn't that make them easy targets?

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  18. Why would anyone want to be a telemarketer? I'd rather clean porta-potties for a living.

    1. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Do Not Call list used to help, before robocalling took over. Nowadays the best defense Nomorobo and callerID. I rarely pick up the phone unless I know who's calling.

    2. Swami

      Swami

      It depends...how common is it for pranksters to tip over the porta-potty while you're cleaning it?

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      LOL derFunk I remember that episode of Seinfeld. Another time the caller said "Would you be interested in a subscription to ___?" Jerry said Yes and then hung up immediately.

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  19. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      My motto is, Go in Every day and give 45%,... because everybody else is only giving 40%!

  20. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You go in every day, and do it really half ass. That's the American way"

  21. I didn't stop watching the Super Bowl because it was boring. I just wanted to play some VCS HSC games at the last minute. Looks like I didn't miss much as far as the game was concerned.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      Atari should always take priority when it comes to these things. lol

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I often remember which games I've played on Super Bowl Sunday (Unless I'm at a party at someone else's house)...I'll take time out (during) or play something afterwards...

    3. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      Tecmo Super Bowl NES is a must play on that day!

  22. just had a weird deja vu feeling

    1. StanJr

      StanJr

      Does it feel like you've had it before?

       

  23. Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow and run back into his hole. Supposedly this means spring will come 6 weeks early but I doubt it.

    1. derFunkenstein

      derFunkenstein

      Last year it snowed until like April 15, so I'll take an early spring this year.

  24. It's going up to 43 F but currently it's 5 F.

    1. save2600

      save2600

      Fingers crossed it gets that high for us too!

  25. It's snizzling but it's been so cold it's all sticking.

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I hate sticky snizzle.

    2. Eltigro

      Eltigro

      You know why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.

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