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  1. "I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon"

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    2. joeatari1


      No, but "When my friends need code, who do they call?  I do HTML for them all!"

    3. ClassicGMR


      Kirk. No question.

    4. thanatos


      Even got a home page for my dog.

  2. "i" before "e" except after "c".  Unless you are spelling caffeine.

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    2. carlsson


      As a secondary language, I've mostly learned it word by word instead of any particular grammar rules. Perhaps native speakers should as well?

    3. Keatah


      I don't give a rat's ass how stuff is spelted. Or even if it's a word.

    4. Swami


      American English is a language of exceptions

  3. 4 non blondes walk into a bar, and nobody gives them a second look.  Bah dum tiss.

    1. John Stamos Mullet

      John Stamos Mullet

      4 Non Blondes, Nickelback, and Spin Doctors walk into a bar.



    2. GoldLeader


      So none of them were Concrete Blondes?

  4. A Charmin booty is a thing of beauty!

  5. Alan Parsons Project.  The soundscape of their songs are so deep and immersive.  I love picking out the individual instrumentation from their songs.

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    2. Max_Chatsworth


      I don't know...especially since his work was used to almost destroy several cities on earth from the moon....

    3. doctorclu


      What is that all about Max?  (Austin Powers reference?)

    4. Max_Chatsworth




      Of course :)


      Merry Christmas

  6. Always wear protection...


    Wearable Medieval Knight Suit Of Armor Century Combat Full | Etsy

  7. Any TI99/4A fans near Philadelphia? Maybe you can rescue this one.



  8. Anybody remember goatari.com?  What happened to them?  I used to buy some items from them but haven't in a while.  Went to look for them today and the website is for sale.

    1. jaybird3rd


      Wow, GoAtari!  I last bought Jaguar stuff from them in 2000; in retrospect, I wish I'd bought more at those prices!  I seem to recall that they sold their remaining stock to some other vendor.

  9. Anybody seen @CPUWIZ?  He hasn't posted in almost a month.  I hope his health is still good.

    1. Shawn


      I talk to him very often. He's just fine.  He will get word of your ask to his wellness.

    2. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      it's been about a month since the Master Control Program has sent anything through the portal tower and posted in the general forums


    3. Kiwi


      I've been thinking of him. It's good he's doing alright.

  10. Anyone near Manalapan NJ?  Here is an Atari Pole Position cabinet in what looks like good condition for $100.  Not my sale, just passing it along as it seems like a good deal.


    1. jaybird3rd


      For the very first time since I left over 20 years ago, this actually makes me wish I was still in New Jersey.

    2. joeatari1


      I left NJ 33 years ago and I'm still too close!

  11. Arby's has a new Diablo chicken or brisket sandwich out.  I had the chicken for lunch.  I like some spicy stuff but HOLY HELL!  It didn't kick in until I was about 1/3 through the sandwich, then it got really spicy.  By the time I was 2/3 through I felt like I was eating the Devil's A$$hole!  They give you a small milkshake with it and trust me, you'll need it.  I couldn't finish the last two bites and anyone who knows me knows that I don't waste food!

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    2. profholt82


      I wonder if the Devil's A$$hole is any hotter than the Devil's Dick?


    3. GoldLeader


      I made a Spicy Veggie Chikkin' sandwich in tribute!  Haha...Sometimes ya get a wild one too.  If you ask me,  certain peppers vary in their hotness...Jalapenos can be very mild or very hot IMO,  Ghost Peppers are pretty constant,...I bought some peppers a while back (Can't remember the name though...Kind of like Serrano peppers) But these (whatever they were) said on the label,  "Usually Mild but 1 in 10 are Hot!" ...Found that interesting...

    4. GoldLeader


      Figured it out! ...Shishito peppers!...OK, Then...They're mild....Just... had to find that memory...Cheers joeatari1!

  12. Atari Age public domain movie night tonight!  Check the thread in Entertainment & Sports for more details!

  13. Attention all PC people!!! Check out my give away thread HERE for a great deal on a Dell laptop!!!

    1. GoldLeader


      I just got mine repaired !   Otherwise I might have wanted it!  Very nice of you to give it away though :)

  14. Avoid the Noid!

  15. Bought an Arcade 1UP MK II cabinet on Tuesday.  I received it today, two days earlier than expected!  I assembled that sucker in about an hour and a half with my older daughter helping.  This thing is really cool and looks great in my newly renovated basement!

  16. Business etiquette.  You will catch more flies with sugar than you will with vinegar.

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    2. snorlaxnut


      "Yes, but if you pull their wings off, they'll eat whatever you give them." - Kelly Bundy, Married With Children

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      As an experiment, put a pile of sugar to the left and a warm moist turd to the right. You'll see that the flies will go straight for the turd.

    4. GoldLeader


      ^I see you've eaten at Hardee's.

  17. Can I get the Barth burger?

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    2. Rogerpoco


      If you have enough quarters left over from Blip's Arkaid!

    3. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      what is that from? I'm guessing You Can't Do That On Television?

    4. retrorussell


      Duhh... Iiii heard that.

  18. Centipede Recharged is AWESOME!  I love the game play, graphics, music.  An all around A+ on this one!

    1. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      Thanks for saying something, it definitely looks like a game I'd be interested in.

  19. Chillin in the recliner with a glass of Wild Turkey with honey.  Super smooth, and it's Wild Turkey, ready for Thanksgiving.

  20. Chocolate.




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    2. GoldLeader


      ^Oh, Another good one!

    3. joeatari1


      No, no mall rats.  Or Seinfeld for that matter.  Just enjoying chocolate covered pretzels.

    4. GoldLeader


      That also works.

  21. Chuck Norris.  He puts the fun in Funerals.

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      specially because he's still alive and kicking

  22. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  Too bad he has never cried.

  23. Confucius say, Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!

    1. JeremiahK


      Reminds me of an Aristocats quote

  24. Congratulations @bloodreptile , I see that you are 105 today.  Let's see, if you got into Atari in the 1970's, you would have been in your late 60's.  Not something I would expect a retired person to get into, but who am I to judge.

    1. GoldLeader


      Ya know, sometimes I wonder if people are putting their real age up in here.  :lolblue:

    2. Spriggy


      @GoldLeader  You need to start taking more fish oil mate.  That brain of yours is wigging out! 😁

    3. bloodreptile


      Thanks for the wishes.  It is great to be 105..

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