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  1. The Leech Women on Svengoolie tonight.  I have not seen this one yet.  Looking forward to it.

    1. Fuji-Man

      Fuji-Man

      Watching it now. I prefer the MST3K version.

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Comet ran 'The Last Woman on Earth', 'The Last Man on Earth', and 'The Atomic Brain' back-to-back.  I ❤️ Sci-Fi Day.

  2. Happy New Year Atari Age from the east coast of the U.S.!!!

  3. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.  I'll let you know.

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Which will come first?  The chicken or the egg.

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      With Amazon's service, you probably get a chicken that will lay a fresh egg for you.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Then you'll need to get one of these signs: 

       

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  4. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.  I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

  5. Gettin' jiggy with it.  Na na na na na na!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Sure ya got your Will Smith, but for some reason the na na na na na na song that pops into my head is this from much earlier:

       

       

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Yeah, that's a good one.  Another na na na song:

       

       

  6. Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

    1. thanatos

      thanatos

      I agree, and have gotten into arguments about it!

    2. ls650

      ls650

      It's not just a Christmas movie... it's the greatest Christmas movie ever made!

       

      Take that, "It's A Wonderful Life!"  😝

    3. Zoyous

      Zoyous

      If anyone disagrees, show them the scene of McClane chuckling to himself as he uses the blood of a man he's just killed to scrawl "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO-HO-HO." Also, note that he was thoughtful enough to take the time to dress the bloody corpse in a Santa hat. 'Tis the season!

  7. Watching Gremlins with the wife.  Punch buggy red!  No punch backs!

  8. Merry Christmas Atari Age!!!

  9. Mr. Scott, status report:

     

    Star Trek: 25th Anniversary Screenshots for NES - MobyGames

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      At least this time, Scotty knew to use auxiliary power without Kirk having to tell him to do it.  (One of my few criticisms of Star Trek II.)

  10. It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen.  I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!

    Oops, sorry, wrong forum!

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      Yeah, I figure you intended to post that to AtariGae.

  11. If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Haha!  You're killing me Joe!  🤣

  12. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

  13. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

     

    A gummy bear!

  14. Confucius say, Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!

    1. JeremiahK

      JeremiahK

      Reminds me of an Aristocats quote

  15. Did you know Mr. Spock has three ears?

     

    A left ear, a right ear and the final front ear!

  16. Norton, McAfee, or ESET?  And why?

    1. TwentySixHundred

      TwentySixHundred

      I sued ESET back in the 2000's and thought it was great. It's lightweight yet pretty good and keeping your system protected. Norton i found a very powerful AV however i never liked how resource hungry it was. Mcafee i personally always thought of as subpar and one those programs that's usually bundled with software that you skip installation. Having said all that i don't even bother with other AV's anymore other then Windows builtin defender and Malware Bytes

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Thanks for the reply.  I am currently using Norton because it is free from my ISP.  However they will be dropping it next year and I will need something.  All those shady Atari sites and all that I visit.😉  Also, I assume you mean "used" ESET and not "sued".  Thanks for the info.

  17. Watching Trolls World Tour for the 11,597th time.  I hope it's over before Svengoolie comes on or else a small human won't be able to watch the end of her movie.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So...Did she get through Trolls before Svengoolie?  Maybe it's not too important but suddenly I'm curious to know the end of the story :)

  18. Just dropped my shrimp linguini on the floor.  I'm off to Burger King now for an inferior lunch.

    1. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      I'm bad with math, and statistics, but I was actually guessing someone prolly went "dammit" over that exact situation like, once a minute, somewhere around the World. That sucks.

    2. john_q_atari

      john_q_atari

      3-second rule. Pick it up quick!

    3. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      Well, that's why I made the Chinese Foood analogy-

      Some things you can quickly recover, others, "random bits of Chinese Foood", "Shrimp Linguini" not so much.

      :P

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  19. What to calculators and country music have in common?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    They are both made by Texas Instruments!

     

    Special thanks to Svengoolie for this one!

    1. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      I love the jokes at the end of Svengoolie!

    2. Zeptari1

      Zeptari1

      Great nerd joke! Love it! 🤣

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Speaking as someone who grew up watching Elvira...  That's pretty damned good, in a really terrible way :D

  20. Tonight on Svengoolie: The thing from another world.  Kids, the TV is mine at 8 PM!

    1. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      I didn't post that but I will be watching.  My older daughter really likes The Flintstones right now.  We watch them together whenever we can.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      You can also join in on Twitter during the show with other Sven fans by using the #Svengoolie hashtag.  It's a lot of fun.

    3. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Yeah, I stay away from the Twatter and the Face Place.  This here is more than enough anti social media for me.

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  21. Thought for the day: Todays turkey is tomorrows turd.  The more you know.

    The More You Know GIFs | Tenor

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      So I heard on radio that the turkeys generally are smaller and more this year, when families celebrate on their own instead of gathering a lot? In the best of worlds that also means less leftovers.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Heheaaa...Lessee,  I haven't eaten turkey since 1996,  and given its flavor (or Lack thereof),  I'm quite happy to keep it that way!

  22. I looked in the mirror and said "Yeah, 100% beefcake".  My wife chimed in from the bedroom and said "More like 100% beef and cake".

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Some of us are beefcake, some of us are cheesecake ... but most of us are just pound cake.

    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      We have a cat named Cupcake because she was such a tiny kitten - that was ~15 years ago.  Now we laugh that we should have named her Poundcake.  She's definitely a chunky old girl, but still sweet in her own way.

  23. What did the capacitor say to the transistor?  Hey, nice legs!

  24. There's a lion in my pocket, and baby it's ready to roar!

    1. Clint Thompson

      Clint Thompson

      Well that's a strange pickup line... ;)

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Yeah, that's Prince for you.

  25. Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus!

    1. DoctorSpuds
    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Er war ein virtuosa war ein rock idol; und alles rief, come on and rock me Amadeus!

    3. adam242

      adam242

      1985. Best year ever.

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