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  1. The Leech Women on Svengoolie tonight.  I have not seen this one yet.  Looking forward to it.

    1. Fuji-Man


      Watching it now. I prefer the MST3K version.

    2. x=usr(1536)


      Comet ran 'The Last Woman on Earth', 'The Last Man on Earth', and 'The Atomic Brain' back-to-back.  I ❤️ Sci-Fi Day.

  2. Happy New Year Atari Age from the east coast of the U.S.!!!

  3. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.  I'll let you know.

    1. Kiwi


      Which will come first?  The chicken or the egg.

    2. CPUWIZ


      With Amazon's service, you probably get a chicken that will lay a fresh egg for you.

    3. frankodragon


      Then you'll need to get one of these signs: 



  4. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.  I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

  5. Gettin' jiggy with it.  Na na na na na na!

    1. GoldLeader


      Sure ya got your Will Smith, but for some reason the na na na na na na song that pops into my head is this from much earlier:



    2. joeatari1


      Yeah, that's a good one.  Another na na na song:



  6. Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

    1. thanatos


      I agree, and have gotten into arguments about it!

    2. ls650


      It's not just a Christmas movie... it's the greatest Christmas movie ever made!


      Take that, "It's A Wonderful Life!"  😝

    3. Zoyous


      If anyone disagrees, show them the scene of McClane chuckling to himself as he uses the blood of a man he's just killed to scrawl "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO-HO-HO." Also, note that he was thoughtful enough to take the time to dress the bloody corpse in a Santa hat. 'Tis the season!

  7. Watching Gremlins with the wife.  Punch buggy red!  No punch backs!

  8. Merry Christmas Atari Age!!!

  9. Mr. Scott, status report:


    Star Trek: 25th Anniversary Screenshots for NES - MobyGames

    1. jaybird3rd


      At least this time, Scotty knew to use auxiliary power without Kirk having to tell him to do it.  (One of my few criticisms of Star Trek II.)

  10. It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen.  I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!

    Oops, sorry, wrong forum!

    1. carlsson


      Yeah, I figure you intended to post that to AtariGae.

  11. If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?

    1. GoldLeader


      Haha!  You're killing me Joe!  🤣

  12. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

  13. What do you call a bear with no teeth?


    A gummy bear!

  14. Confucius say, Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!

    1. JeremiahK


      Reminds me of an Aristocats quote

  15. Did you know Mr. Spock has three ears?


    A left ear, a right ear and the final front ear!

  16. Norton, McAfee, or ESET?  And why?

    1. TwentySixHundred


      I sued ESET back in the 2000's and thought it was great. It's lightweight yet pretty good and keeping your system protected. Norton i found a very powerful AV however i never liked how resource hungry it was. Mcafee i personally always thought of as subpar and one those programs that's usually bundled with software that you skip installation. Having said all that i don't even bother with other AV's anymore other then Windows builtin defender and Malware Bytes

    2. joeatari1


      Thanks for the reply.  I am currently using Norton because it is free from my ISP.  However they will be dropping it next year and I will need something.  All those shady Atari sites and all that I visit.😉  Also, I assume you mean "used" ESET and not "sued".  Thanks for the info.

  17. Watching Trolls World Tour for the 11,597th time.  I hope it's over before Svengoolie comes on or else a small human won't be able to watch the end of her movie.

    1. GoldLeader


      So...Did she get through Trolls before Svengoolie?  Maybe it's not too important but suddenly I'm curious to know the end of the story :)

  18. Just dropped my shrimp linguini on the floor.  I'm off to Burger King now for an inferior lunch.

    1. Rogerpoco


      I'm bad with math, and statistics, but I was actually guessing someone prolly went "dammit" over that exact situation like, once a minute, somewhere around the World. That sucks.

    2. john_q_atari


      3-second rule. Pick it up quick!

    3. Rogerpoco


      Well, that's why I made the Chinese Foood analogy-

      Some things you can quickly recover, others, "random bits of Chinese Foood", "Shrimp Linguini" not so much.


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  19. What to calculators and country music have in common?









    They are both made by Texas Instruments!


    Special thanks to Svengoolie for this one!

    1. BydoEmpire


      I love the jokes at the end of Svengoolie!

    2. Zeptari1


      Great nerd joke! Love it! 🤣

    3. x=usr(1536)


      Speaking as someone who grew up watching Elvira...  That's pretty damned good, in a really terrible way :D

  20. Tonight on Svengoolie: The thing from another world.  Kids, the TV is mine at 8 PM!

    1. joeatari1


      I didn't post that but I will be watching.  My older daughter really likes The Flintstones right now.  We watch them together whenever we can.

    2. frankodragon


      You can also join in on Twitter during the show with other Sven fans by using the #Svengoolie hashtag.  It's a lot of fun.

    3. joeatari1


      Yeah, I stay away from the Twatter and the Face Place.  This here is more than enough anti social media for me.

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  21. Thought for the day: Todays turkey is tomorrows turd.  The more you know.

    The More You Know GIFs | Tenor

    1. carlsson


      So I heard on radio that the turkeys generally are smaller and more this year, when families celebrate on their own instead of gathering a lot? In the best of worlds that also means less leftovers.

    2. GoldLeader


      Heheaaa...Lessee,  I haven't eaten turkey since 1996,  and given its flavor (or Lack thereof),  I'm quite happy to keep it that way!

  22. I looked in the mirror and said "Yeah, 100% beefcake".  My wife chimed in from the bedroom and said "More like 100% beef and cake".

    1. jaybird3rd


      Some of us are beefcake, some of us are cheesecake ... but most of us are just pound cake.

    2. BydoEmpire


      We have a cat named Cupcake because she was such a tiny kitten - that was ~15 years ago.  Now we laugh that we should have named her Poundcake.  She's definitely a chunky old girl, but still sweet in her own way.

  23. What did the capacitor say to the transistor?  Hey, nice legs!

  24. There's a lion in my pocket, and baby it's ready to roar!

    1. Clint Thompson

      Clint Thompson

      Well that's a strange pickup line... ;)

    2. joeatari1


      Yeah, that's Prince for you.

  25. Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus!

    1. DoctorSpuds
    2. retrorussell


      Er war ein virtuosa war ein rock idol; und alles rief, come on and rock me Amadeus!

    3. adam242


      1985. Best year ever.

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