joeatari1

Ukrainian coming up to a parked Russian vehicle: "You guys okay?"
Russians: "We're out of fuel."
Ukrainian: "Do you want a tow? Back to Russia?"

Total respect to that guy.

Atari Computer meeting in Dallas today at 6 pm (see image)

Fresh Thyme Market's 2% milk has an orange cap and label.  Chaos, I say!

Astrology: The only Moon that rules my House is my bare fat ass!

It's National Love Your Pet Day.

If a Vectrex dies when no one is around, does it make a beep?

Just in case you were wondering, food poisoning sucks.

I can relate to Jon as a pet owner on what Garfield and Odie has done. 

We're getting inundated with

unwanted phone calls.

If one cacti is a cactus, is a single broccoli a broccolus?

K so, bought the 3 movie bluray of ghostbusters today. now I've watched the 1st one a dozen times...but I just noticed in a crowd scene bloody Ron Jeremy. Must've been a fluke becus his name wasn't in the credits

K so, bought the 3 movie bluray of ghostbusters today. now I've watched the 1st one a dozen times...but I just noticed in a crowd scene bloody Ron Jeremy. Must've been a fluke becus his name wasn't in the credits

The government has installed mind controlled raccoons in my neighborhood.  

We lost my brother today. I’m devastated. He was (and is, and always be) my best friend. We were like two peas in a pod. I remember us sitting in front of a giant, wooden  Sylvania tv, and playing Atari Smurfs together, and him gleefully grabbing the second controller of the Intellivision, and deliberately killing my guy off in AD&D. He thought it was funny to have the blobs kill me guy off. Lol

The turkey and bacon got together...They formed a club.

One mystery solved. There was this sewer smell in my hobby/electronics room and couldn't figure where it was coming from. After much back'n'forth I realized I had been stealth farting. A small stream of near-continuous outgassing punctuated by a few brapping blasts toward the end. I swear I didn't know I was farting, I was so distracted with searching for a reasonably priced 360K PC drive. Not until the loud noise scared me!

Well, I thought I'd finally deliver on the chinchilla videos:

HAHA, what a hilarious Garfield pic:

That's it! I'm done! I'm sick'n'tired of watching huetewberz get FREE hardware sent to them every week. And here I'd have to pay hundreds and hundreds on ebay to even come close. I'm take'n my ball and going home!

Took the day off from work today just to get Philly sandwiches.  Everyone should be this wise!

------ Joke of the Day ------

Waiter: Do you wanna box for your leftover food?

Me: No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for it.

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#joke #jokes

I have learned never to lend books to people.  They won't read them; and you'll never see the book again.  

Here it comes. Now up to 18"-24" possible. The NWS has been steadily increasing our potential snowfall here in RI.

Here it comes. Now up to 18"-24" possible. The NWS has been steadily increasing our potential snowfall here in RI.

I am currently at 999 posts. Trying to decide what thread to grace with my milestone 1000th post. ?