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  1. joeatari1

    My kids are hot dog snobs.  They won't eat anything but Ballpark all beef franks.  I try to give them less expensive ones and they just complain.  I never had choices as a kid.  Kids should just eat what they are given without complaining.  Ya' know.

    1. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      If it's hot and it's a dog, I'll eat it. Pffft! Kids these days.

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I'd rather have a hamburger.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Veggie dogs FTW!  ;)

  2. joeatari1

    My mind is like my internet browser.  12 tabs are open, three of them are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from!

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      @joeatari1 Hahaha. Good one Joe. 8^)

    2. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Sounds like Firefox has taken over your all of your RAM and swap drive space.

  3. joeatari1

    My new tag line for the day: You are a pillar of patience and understanding.

    1. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      I said this to myself and immediately stubbed my toe on my bedframe. Today my tag line is simply: Violence.

  4. joeatari1

    My well pump stopped working today.  No water for cooking or cleaning.  Good thing Taco Bell is 5 minutes up the street.  They saved Taco Tuesday.

    1. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      Tonight was tuna Tuesday here. 

  5. joeatari1

    My wife just called someone a "douche hat".  Best of both worlds I guess, douche bag and ass hat all rolled into one!

    1. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      I prefer Douche Nozzle, or if Shitweed if I'm feeling nasty.

      Creative swearing is one of life's greatest pleasures. 

    2. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      I combine the other two a lot, ass bag.

      No idea why, I just do. People, places, and things can all qualify.

       

  6. joeatari1

    Norton, McAfee, or ESET?  And why?

    1. TwentySixHundred

      TwentySixHundred

      I sued ESET back in the 2000's and thought it was great. It's lightweight yet pretty good and keeping your system protected. Norton i found a very powerful AV however i never liked how resource hungry it was. Mcafee i personally always thought of as subpar and one those programs that's usually bundled with software that you skip installation. Having said all that i don't even bother with other AV's anymore other then Windows builtin defender and Malware Bytes

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Thanks for the reply.  I am currently using Norton because it is free from my ISP.  However they will be dropping it next year and I will need something.  All those shady Atari sites and all that I visit.?  Also, I assume you mean "used" ESET and not "sued".  Thanks for the info.

  7. joeatari1

    One can get very hungry visiting the general chat forums.  The corn thread, the banana thread, the bread thread, the cheese thread, the ramen noodles thread, and you can wash it all down with the tea thread!  I am starting the beer thread so their are choices in beverages!  Oh, I almost forgot, Chicken sandwiches to die for, what are you eating tonight, What's the best Chinese restaurant you've been to, groceries.  I am sure I am forgetting something.  Maybe the mods could start a food sub forum????

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      The TACObox errr ataribox thread...

    2. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      there was a bacon thread.. but...

    3. uosipa llamxew

      uosipa llamxew

      I took a picture and almost posted it, but I picked up a MegaDeth lighter at the Jacksons convenience store some time ago.  I love the Countdown to Exctinction album.

  8. joeatari1

    OU812?

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      UB40IAM20

    3. Swami

      Swami

      @joeatari1 https://www.amazon.com/Your-Filthy-Little-Mouth-David/dp/B000008K9N

       

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I8URMOM

  9. joeatari1

    Pffft.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      HHHhhmmmmphphphffft!

  10. joeatari1

    Playing Godzilla by B.O.C. while watching Godzilla on TV.  Awesome.  Annoying the wife while doing it.  Priceless.

    1. DragonGrafx-16

      DragonGrafx-16

      Should have been playing one of the Godzilla video games at the same time. lol

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      While in your Godzilla costume! :lol:

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      I remember when watching Godzilla movies on TBS back then, they would have a customized music video made with the Blue Oyster Cult song and clips from the actual movies.  Really cool stuff...

  11. joeatari1

    R.I.P. Director Joel Schumacher.  Falling Down, Flatliners, St, Elmos' Fire, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, 8mm.

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    2. adam242

      adam242

      Don't forget The Lost Boys! One of the greatest films of the 80s.. my girlfriend and I watch it about once a month.

    3. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Sorry, forgot to list The Lost Boys.  That was a good one.

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      yup, lost boys w/ the woman...that's never going to stop

  12. joeatari1

    Raising the kids right.  Just played Atari Karts, and Vid Grid with my 9 year old.  Really likes the Jag!

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Let them play Rayman and some Bubsy next.  

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      I have both.  She was looking to race against me in Karts and was curious about Vid Grid.  She can have more time tomorrow if she's good;-)

  13. joeatari1

    Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus!

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    2. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      Hmmm.

       

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Er war ein virtuosa war ein rock idol; und alles rief, come on and rock me Amadeus!

    4. adam242

      adam242

      1985. Best year ever.

  14. joeatari1

    Saturday night TV update:  Dr. Cyclops on Svengoolie tonight.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hey it's back!    And Buck Rogers is on!! SCORE!

    3. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Son of Dracula next week!

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      If you're into that Twitter thing, then you can live tweet during Sven.  Just use the #Svengoolie hashtag.

  15. joeatari1

    Sirloin.  The only steak good enough to be called Sir.

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    2. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      Lou Rawls recommends tenderloin though...

    3. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      No. But I have driven a Scirocco.

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      WTO5KR.gif

  16. joeatari1

    So, how many of you wrote 1/4/20 as the date today?  So far I've only done it once.?

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    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Ha!  That would make it twice then!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well I wrote a 1-4-2021, on a check today...HMmmm...I didn't even notice the 4-20 in there...Must be slipping...But yeah the nice thing is if ya wrote 1-4-20 you can easily change the 20 to 2021 by adding the 21...hehaa...easy fix this year I guess.

    4. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Easy fix until 2100 (not that the planet will survive that long). ;)

  17. joeatari1

    Some people have an electric personality.  Mine runs on gas.

    1. Rogerpoco

      Rogerpoco

      I had so many fart jokes running thru my brain that they all just ran together, so I'll let it go, insert your own.

      :)

  18. joeatari1

    Something Tempest this way comes.

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    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Hedging a bet.

    3. thanatos

      thanatos

      Did you do something to anger a mod?  :D

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      On a clean Corvette?

  19. joeatari1

    Sorry guys, I'm all out of material.  So you're just going to have to "like me for me".

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

       

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      What a great selection for a song!  Love it!

    3. Giles N

      Giles N

      Can you feel them tightening their grip…?

  20. joeatari1

    Started playing the Native demo on Jaguar last night.  WOW!  That is probably the most visually stunning game on the Jag.  I really wish it was completed.

  21. joeatari1

    Still doing the math after all these years!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      You misspelled meth.

  22. joeatari1

    T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.  But Gollum, and the evil one, crept up an slipped away with her, her, her, yeah.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Ramble on..

  23. joeatari1

    Thank you Geico for having RATT in your commercial.  Now listening to a Youtube stream.  I forgot how good these guys are.

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    2. eddhell

      eddhell

      well....at least half a Ratt....

    3. cvga

      cvga

      Great commercial that also plays homage to the video. That whole album (Out of the Cellar) still holds up well today.

  24. joeatari1

    The Beatles.

  25. joeatari1

    The Leech Women on Svengoolie tonight.  I have not seen this one yet.  Looking forward to it.

    1. Fuji-Man

      Fuji-Man

      Watching it now. I prefer the MST3K version.

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Comet ran 'The Last Woman on Earth', 'The Last Man on Earth', and 'The Atomic Brain' back-to-back.  I ❤️ Sci-Fi Day.

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