How the hell do you sneak a frying pan into school? I was listening to 98.5's talk show and some dude snuck a frying pan into school and attacked his classmate.
bring this to mind
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=frying+pan+antidode&view=detail&mid=4178EE54D1EB659BD7034178EE54D1EB659BD703&FORM=VIRE