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Dave Neuman

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  1. It's my Birthday :-)

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    2. nanochess

      nanochess

      Happy birthday! :)

    3. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Happy Birthday Dave (in my best HAL 9000 voice)

    4. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Thanks guys! ... just got back from my birthday dinner.

  2. Somebody grab me a beer ... please!

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      80 degrees here. :P

    3. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Argh, I'm freezing ... send me some heat.

    4. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Sorry man, I thought you said beard ... Most of that should grow back ... in a month ... or two...

  3. Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I.

  4. double stuff oreos and milk

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    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Not yet, but I'll be looking for them!

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I miss the old song:

       

      Ice cold puke on an Oreo cookie.

    4. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      @RT ... your comments always make me laugh ... thanks bro!

  5. Argh, I need a haircut!

    1. Prosystemsearch

      Prosystemsearch

      Just don't go chrome dome.

    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      my heads too lumpy

    3. TheGameCollector

      TheGameCollector

      "Hey! Grow your hair and quit your job!" - Said the drummer in my friend's band. lol

  6. Watching Groundhog Day

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    2. phattyboombatty

      phattyboombatty

      Ned? Ned Ryerson?!

    3. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      @Nathan - LOL - took me a couple of seconds and now I can't stop laughing.

    4. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      @phattyboombatty compilation of Ned scenes

  7. Take this two pound bag of twizzlers away from me!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      No. You must embrace the colon cancer.

    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Perhaps I can add fiber with a large box of chocolate flavored cheerios

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      But it makes your mouth happy!

  8. I miss Kalik

    1. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Oberon will suffice

    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      I miss going to school

    3. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      i miss replies to my random comments

  9. I want Kalik Beer

  10. Headed to Florida saturday

    1. grownup

      grownup

      oh yeah, want to buy a house?

  11. simply red

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    2. Dave Neuman
    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Is this a K-Tel Records status update? :D

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I'd give it all up for you! (yes I would)

  12. Watching a Viking marathon

  13. Fritos ...

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I'll take Fritos, Doritos or Cheetos. Just depends what I'm in the mood for.

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Muncha buncha Fritos go with lunch! (old commercial)

    4. cvga

      cvga

      I wanted to name our dog Cornchip because he often smells like one. My idea was vetoed.

  14. Outdoor temp reads -16 ... I have no memory of it being this cold.

  15. Damn, I pushed that cotton swab too far into my ear ... I need a waxvac

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    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      That dudes tongue was extreme.

    3. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Now I'm concerned about shoving stuff in my ear. I don't need any ear trouble added to the constant ringing. Sorry to hear you had ear trouble.

    4. nanochess

      nanochess

      Well, it was that combined with a great rock concert :) but now everything is fine. Thanks. Take care.

  16. someone take this bag of twizzlers away from me

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      It's OK to eat a whole bag of Twizzlers...if you like to poop a lot.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      It comes out as a spiral too!

    3. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      I can hardly wait!

  17. I like Pimento spread ... am I the only one?

  18. Sam Adams Winter Lager ... is fairly good!

  19. Graduation Day wohoo

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    2. JacobZu7zu7

      JacobZu7zu7

      cool... well done.

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Congratulations!

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Great! Celebrate by watching GRADUATION DAY (1981).

  20. I should be studying ... but I'm sick of Global Management ... let business manage itself

    1. nanochess

      nanochess

      Luke, I'm your father, don't study and we will conquer the universe :P

    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      Father, I must resist the temptation of the dark side ... and study

    3. nanochess
  21. Where did I put that quarter?

    1. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      It's behind your ear. Magic!

    2. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      You're not supposed to stick it up there.

    3. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      I found it! I found it! thanks guys!

  22. I need some sleep ... a little slap happy!

    1. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      I need a little happy slap ... I'm getting sleepy!

    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I feel asleep!

  23. my eyeballs hurt!

    1. enfwego

      enfwego

      My brain hurts!

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Aye! Me balls hurt!

    3. nanochess

      nanochess

      Take a break and go with your optometrist!

  24. I want an HP 16500B/C with logic analyzer card module for Christmas

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