Dave Neuman

"I'm not on my knees and I didn't say 'please!'"

I like turtles!

Picked up a Centipede cabaret for my birthday. It's fun.

Ah. Seems I caught the flu while waiting outside in the rain yesterday for my family doctor to arrive at her office to give me a flu shot that never happened because she forgot we had an appointment.

FMQ: "I don't care how ugly you think you are. Get in there, look in the mirror, and polish that turd."

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Back in the 1980s, they had weird band names like Oreo Speedwagon.

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8 people laid off today at my job....

My hand hurts. I've been playing my 7800 for too long...

Frenzy has been committed to silicon. Resistance is futile! Pray I don't alter it further. I'm a leaf on the wind. The spice expands consciousness.

Frenzy has been committed to silicon. Resistance is futile! Pray I don't alter it further. I'm a leaf on the wind. The spice expands consciousness.

If Bigfoot is psychic, why doesn't he ever win the lottery?

Frenzy has been committed to silicon. Resistance is futile! Pray I don't alter it further. I'm a leaf on the wind. The spice expands consciousness.

If Bigfoot is psychic, why doesn't he ever win the lottery?

Great 80's song by Rick Astley:

Implants. Those aren't your mammaries, they're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's.

Beer Friday!! — Drinking a Deadicated Amber Ale by @devilscanyon at @devilscanyon — http://t.co/8CaYrsxQKi

A nice German Import Beer to kick off the weekend! 500ml / 5.5 % Alc./vol. traditional Weissbier http://www.hacker-pschorr.us/en-US/our-beers/weisse

what is up with all the sinkholes within the past few years??

I want a tattoo

Waiting in line for "shredding day" at work. It just doesn't get any better than this. (sigh)

I want a tattoo

I want a tattoo