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  1. Today, 5 chimpanzees escaped from the zoo. One returned voluntarily (it is -16 C outside), the other four were shot. At least three of them died. 😞 The zoo claimed they didn't have enough tranquilizer to sedate the apes so their only solution was to kill the chimps as soon as possible.

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      zookeeper: oh contrare

      (looks through sniper scope, fires)

      "done"

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  2. Today, 5 chimpanzees escaped from the zoo. One returned voluntarily (it is -16 C outside), the other four were shot. At least three of them died. 😞 The zoo claimed they didn't have enough tranquilizer to sedate the apes so their only solution was to kill the chimps as soon as possible.

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      I feel sorry for the chimps, I do but I can't help but wonder if the sedative shortage is due to said chimps being overly curious and OD'ing on sedatives.

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  3. The TRS80 is a wonderful little machine. Apparently, people got by with black and white just fine BITD. I can see why. 

    anyway, I'll continue to mess around with it, see what I can find out.

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      The model I is what I'm using right now. I like it.

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  4. Sometimes I have to agree on what Garfield said in the last panel for the consequences on being cheap or just having little, to no money at all in life. 

     

    300 Garfield ideas in 2022 | garfield, garfield comics, garfield and odie

     

     

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      Frozone212

      Boss: "Where did you place the last person"

      FA: "third class"

      Boss: "What?"

      FA: "Third class!"

      Boss: "What now?"

      FA: "THIRD CLASS!"

      Boss: "wow, such disrespect! The man wanted a cheaper fare and you treated him like crap.

      I'm appalled! I'm docking your pay, informing the other airlines of your conduct and you

       are to fly coach (AKA "that" part of the airline) with the other Flight attendants who tried this crap!"

      (To jon and GF)

      "My apologies sirs, please take first class"

      Gordon Ramsey Idiot GIF

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  5. Alien isolation is supposed to be scary. So why am i Laughing? Because in Ransome's first level, there is a box that the alien for whatever reason, despite being skinnier than a dancer, can't access it. So, I put on some trolling music and had fun. I also found a trainer that gives you infinite ammo. 

     

    Poor drone, it has ADHD

    https://youtu.be/k-_ogUgQ61Y

     

  6. Alien isolation is supposed to be scary. So why am i Laughing? Because in Ransome's first level, there is a box that the alien for whatever reason, despite being skinnier than a dancer, can't access it. So, I put on some trolling music and had fun. I also found a trainer that gives you infinite ammo. 

     

    Poor drone, it has ADHD

    https://youtu.be/k-_ogUgQ61Y

     

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      can you...paste that as plain text please?

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  7. Our cat just had seven kittens! We think there is an 8th.

  8. There's going to be a load of angry, bored and frustrated Russians tonight. PornHub has blocked their access.

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      As a recovering porn addict, I didn't really like redtube. I used either Xvideos or Xhamster.

      Now I don't care for either or any of it. I'm on the road to recovery

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  9. There's going to be a load of angry, bored and frustrated Russians tonight. PornHub has blocked their access.

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      Frozone212

      wait what now? Pornhub, which caters to filthy degenerates has a heart? 

       

      HA! now that's funny

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  10. *Sigh* It's Monday :D

     

    Garfield by Jim Davis for November 21, 2016 | GoComics.com | Garfield  comics, Garfield and odie, Garfield

     

     

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      Polka dot

      Garfield stop!

      An uzi is enough to pop

      Jon who is in horrid shock

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  11. One of the projects I took upon myself was to port Sid Miers Pirates to the ZX80. Started a thread on SinclairZxworld and no replies. If anyone wants, they can download the file. I need feedback people

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      Frozone212

      do you want the file or should I make a separate thread?

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  12. One of the projects I took upon myself was to port Sid Miers Pirates to the ZX80. Started a thread on SinclairZxworld and no replies. If anyone wants, they can download the file. I need feedback people

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      Frozone212

      so it's meier' not Mier. I didn't catch that, thanks

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  13. Select at least one attribute to level up.

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      awareness: If there are any killers out there, I want to know.

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  14. Why can't Microsoft write game installers that aren't a big steaming pile of Odie crap? Epic and Valve can do it.

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      Frozone212

      Money and exec incompetence

       

      You'd be surprised how money can twist the brains of those used to it

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  15. Baseball in one word:

    Boring as $h1t

     

    How baseball games should be made

     

    1. give the runner a shotgun

    in case of fly ball, shoot fielder, in case of double play, switch to M60.

    2. Score

     

    Pitching:

    1. Sub ball for grenade

    2. Batter hits the "ball" and explodes

     

    switch

     

     

  16. Baseball in one word:

    Boring as $h1t

     

    How baseball games should be made

     

    1. give the runner a shotgun

    in case of fly ball, shoot fielder, in case of double play, switch to M60.

    2. Score

     

    Pitching:

    1. Sub ball for grenade

    2. Batter hits the "ball" and explodes

     

    switch

     

     

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      Part of the charm? I get watching it but It's still not my thing. 

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  17. I have exciting news: Alice is dead is getting a REMAKE! AND a sequel to 3!

     

     

    "They’re actually doing a remake on steam! It’s called Alice is dead: Hearts and Diamonds. Hyptosis the og creator is working on it and it’s set to release this year I think, it says “coming soon” plus I also think they confirmed Alice is dead 4! "

     

    I am so very happy; we're finally getting a sequel to one of the greatest games ever made

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      indeed

      I got in touch with the singer btw, the one that does the bar scene in game

      Her name is hania

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  18. What are some great games for windows 98? I've converted my Win 10 desktop into 98 so i'm in the mood for some classics

  19. What are some great games for windows 98? I've converted my Win 10 desktop into 98 so i'm in the mood for some classics

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      Well convert isn't the right word, I just put the desktop to win 98 and used the retrobar.

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  20. What are some great games for windows 98? I've converted my Win 10 desktop into 98 so i'm in the mood for some classics

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      Frozone212

      There's a star wars version of Monopoly for win 98?

      also, no. I play more like Tomb Raider and Duke Nukem

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  21. What are some great games for windows 98? I've converted my Win 10 desktop into 98 so i'm in the mood for some classics

  22. cat is on my lap. he likes me. getting spayed this friday thank god.

  23. cat is on my lap. he likes me. getting spayed this friday thank god.

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      we got a male cat by accident. I wanted a female cat. He hates my mother but likes me because I am playful with him. He is a handful, and we are getting him snipped. hopefully the spaying reigns in his rambunctious behavior

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  24. A man's wife has the habit of moaning loudly during the day but being quiet as a mouse during love making. 

     

    When asked about this, she says: "My father said that if I ate chicken, i'd turn into a chicken. I think something's wrong with me doc"

     

    The doc thinks for a moment and says: "You're right, we're out of gravy"

     

    1. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      the joke is that she thinks she's a chicken

      The doctor says that the treatment is to dunk the chicken in gravy

       

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