Frozone212

2/9/22 2:47 PM:

Just finished A four-chapter sequel to Code Lyoko called Breakdown. The continuation is called The Forsaken.

Bring Tissues

Link:FanFiction

2:51 PM

I sit here...alone, Listening to Lee Dewyze and wondering where I messed up as an adult. Battling porn addiction...Having lost my aunt carmen...Where did we go wrong? Do not mistake this post for sadness. I am simply posting my status. I wish that none of this had ever happened, these deaths. I wish my grandmother was still alive. I can ask why but I know the answer. God's timing, right? HA! If god's clock worked like ours, my aunt would still be alive!

I-....I'm sorry.

It's been difficult recently. What other outlet do i have then to write?

80's songs and movies have a lasting quality, especially slash flicks. How is it that the most terrifying flicks of our youth have the most catchy theme songs?

A man's wife has the habit of moaning loudly during the day but being quiet as a mouse during love making. 

When asked about this, she says: "My father said that if I ate chicken, i'd turn into a chicken. I think something's wrong with me doc"

The doc thinks for a moment and says: "You're right, we're out of gravy"

A quick fix for most horror movie victims: Woodchipper plus villain of the movie that is not Jason Voorhees= 5 minute runtime.

If it's jason Voorhees, tape the ends together with the strongest glue possible and wait.

A short poem:

Dust falls over the town of Silent Hill

The body is cold and rigid

A victim of rage

I wonder, was he a good person or was he bad?

who's to know

the thoughts of a tortured soul?

She went to people in search of help

No cared to try

She closed the door and kicked the chair

A lone flower touched the sky

she now resides in silent hill a specter of the night

All because of trolls that prowl

upon the net at night

A while back i wrote a fan fic about an AI that goes rampant named Pauline. At the time, i thought it to be nothing. Well now, i'm (attempting) to make a rudimentary desktop secretary named, you guessed it, Pauline. No word on whether she'll go crazy as of yet.

After weeks of not having any material to write about, I am doing a short novel called the Frozen Wastes.

Thank you Remedy, for Alan Wake.

Alien Isolation is a great game but the drone forgot one tiny detail:

Amanda could've bought anything. She got caught off guard sure, but If this were crossover, it would be a smear on the floor. The drone cannot withstand the awesome power of the BFG 9000. Lesser demons have tried...and failed. All it takes is one shot and the hive is finished. Another shot and Weyland Yutani goes up in flames. A third blast (courtesy of the BFG 10k superlaser) will reduce the xeno planet to dust. 

DO NOT SCREW WITH THE RIPLEY SISTERS!

Alien isolation is supposed to be scary. So why am i Laughing? Because in Ransome's first level, there is a box that the alien for whatever reason, despite being skinnier than a dancer, can't access it. So, I put on some trolling music and had fun. I also found a trainer that gives you infinite ammo. 

Poor drone, it has ADHD

https://youtu.be/k-_ogUgQ61Y

Always check your patient's records. Example: Man goes to surgery; hospital is revealed to be a werewolf hive. None of them get out alive. The patient is Satan himself.

Any amstrad CPC users on this site?

Any C64 games i should start with? Nothing too hard please

anybody else think that Dartz got off too easy in Yu-gi-oh season 4?

The dude spreads chaos and gets to go to the afterlife.

Here's $50 for the swear jar

anyone remember those bubble games for children?

you would push a button and an object would go upward into a goal or whatever. It was awesome when i was little. My first introduction to gaming as it were. Then i discovered the NES, Super Mario and fell in love. Then i found Road rash. I didn't become serious about gaming until i first played Halo. Now? I feel old. I'm 28 years old

Apple can be summed up in five words:

Arrogant

Pitiful

Plastic (i.E see through, easily breakable)

Lusty (they just want money, don't care about quality)

Esoteric (those that can't afford either Linux (free) or Windows (mandatory)

Are there any consoles or computers on the atariage store? Looking for an 800XL or Apple IIe

Are there some easy level editors for me to use? Radiant has next to no tutorials and the ones that I do see are overly boring. I want to be able to have direct control over the game world to actually SEE it and not a damned grid for once.

Anyone? I don't want to have to read a book on engineering to use one.

Atari comes out the the 2600, Genius

Atari comes out the the 5200 and yet the controllers are broken.

Somewhere along the prototype phase someone fell asleep

Australian funnel webs remember who you are and will try to kill you. NZ is a hellhole, be careful who or what you piss off

They are the Xenomorphs of the spider world

AVGN episode 200 is up

LJN History & Movie Games (Episode 200) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) - YouTube

Baseball in one word:

Boring as $h1t

How baseball games should be made

1. give the runner a shotgun

in case of fly ball, shoot fielder, in case of double play, switch to M60.

2. Score

Pitching:

1. Sub ball for grenade

2. Batter hits the "ball" and explodes

switch

Baseball is the sport that we love in public yet hate in private. Baseball video games serve one use: Demean your fellow gamer.

fly balls need to DIE!

Beat contra and Super C with the game genie because Why not? the three lives limit is archaic and basing gaming skill off of something that ceased to be useful in 2020 is just stupid. Play how you want, not how others want you to. 

beat doom eternal with the unmakyr unlocked and as a bonus, unlocked DOOM 2

Boring

As

$h!t

Enough

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