DickNixonArisen
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When I have real food, like a tomato that has actual flavor, it's like the scene in LOTR where Theoden gets younger. I am like "oh hi life where were you at". Also, if I have sex that also happens, but for right now tomatoes are easier.
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Neighbors, I applaud your frequency of intercourse and inter-color relationship, but don't yell at baby to stop crying. He is crying because you are yelling. You are not great parents.
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Ok, so my six pack is coming back. Cocaine is a thing again, and people are Bi still. It's obviously 1998. Must warn nation before 9/11 happens!
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I am ready to admit that my beats are not that hot. Can someone teach me? Because I seriously have more than enough rhymes to qualify as "mad", going to waste.
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1. Lisa Gerrard2. Diamanda Galas3. Joey Vindictive4. Jorge, the Casualties5. Elysabeth Frazier6. Andrew Eldritch7. Billy Corgan8. Melora Creager9. Joanna Newsome10. Mike NessVocalists. Favorites.
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When I was but a little laddie, my daddy bought a fiddle for me, and the only tune that I could play, yes sir, the only tune that I could play, waass, ride the donkey. it was nonsene for me. Gallop a' donkey, was my major key. Cause deep within his heart, daddy knowed that I was smart, but the only tune that I could play, yes sir, the only tune that I could play, waaasss, ride the donkey.
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Adult services issue going on outside the apartment - "Why do you have poop on your butt?" asks the worker. Client answer unintelligble.
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1. I hate insurance2. So I fancy a bird with a bit in the boot, sue me
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So... many... punches. I have never been punched in the face so many times, without or without actually being hurt. No damage, but the sheer PPM rate was unbelievable.
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Fellow carbon-bases, I have allowed time to elapse while in the presence of those of similar genetic makeup! Consume and excrete, am I right? WHAT WHAT
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2011 was the year of the white rapper, wasn't it?
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I support the perpetuation of two lies and two lies only; as they're both helpful to teenagers during their most vulnerable times.1. Your skin will clear up2. Protected sex feels the same
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A good woolen cloak, a fine spruce-topped guitar, oats in the cupboard, a knife of good steel. Guess I'm ok.
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BEWARE, I LIVE!
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Computer died. Won't be around until money knocks on my door. So if anybody needs me, I'll be... surprised, actually.