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Status Updates posted by Ransom
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There's raisin in the middle
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After 16 years, I'm switching from Mac back to Linux. Apple just isn't interested in earning my money any more, and hasn't been for years.
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What are you, some kind of maroon?
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As a kid, I thought Lucille had left him with four hundred children and a crop in the field.
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Kill all the killers.
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When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape with the help of his friend, an ape named Ape.
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Too much good TV, not enough time. I haven't watched a single episode of Stranger Things s2 nor of The Punisher, even though I've been looking forward to both.
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Amazon says it's "Black Friday Deals Week." Is that a thing, or are they just trying to make it one?
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Failed early script draft: "Luke, I'm your second cousin."
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On the great space coaster, off we go!
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I don't get it.
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It's so cute when New Yorkers insist their pizza is the best in the world even though they haven't visited more than a few US States, let alone the world.
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I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
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Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. And a shot of Cuervo. Make it a double. On second thought, skip the Heineken.
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Dear AtariAge, you'll never believe what happened to me the other day!
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Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!
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Switching banks is such a pain, thanks to automatic payments. Every payee has a different set of hoops to jump through.
