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  1. Switch, XBox One X...I'm just completely uninterested in the latest console generation.

    1. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      I also have no interest in the latest generation of gaming consoles. Maybe I'll buy a Switch someday, but that's not anytime soon. Lost interest after the PS2 days.

    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      I have a switch and 2 games(not zelda), nothing excites me. hated 360 and did note play much ps3, have a ps4 unopened in box that I have had for 8 months. I am with you,newer gaming does not excite me..

       

    3. ls650

      ls650

      Yep, Yawnsville.

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  2. Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      Little by little the night turns around

      Counting the leaves which tremble and turn

  3. Don't just think different, smell different! New 'Wet Dog Crapping" eau de cologne from Apple will have people talking!

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Think different, but don't think *TOO* different.

    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I prefer "Dead Skunk in an Old Gym Sock". Women go crazy over it.

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I'd suggest avoiding their "Old Tuna Sandwich in a Smoker's-only Men's Room Urinal" though.

       

      Worst idea they've had since the Touch Bar on the MacBook Pro.

  4. I'm super, man.

    1. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      I'm new, man.

    2. Corby

      Corby

      I'm bat,man.

  5. I ate two cookies.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      As kids we dreamed of having cookies and milk for breakfast...And now you can with Cookie Crisp!

    2. zetastrike
    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      "I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve"

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  6. Dangit! Yet again, the only freshman comedy show I enjoyed got cancelled.

    1. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      which one? I love the Great Indoors, hope it's not that one

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Always happens, when they finally nail it, then they take it off the air right away! Which show?

  7. In a world....

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      ...where the TOMY Tutor dominated the computer market...

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      ... one man tried to bring Donkey Kong to the ColecoVision.

  8. panna cotta da vida, baby

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hey, have ya ever heard that Slayer cover of In A Gadda Da Vida from the Less Than Zero soundtrack? My friends thought maybe words like Baby and Honey didn't belong in a Slayer song. I respectfully disagree.

  9. Do you sometimes think you're going insane? What do the voices in your head think about that?

    1. MegaManFan

      MegaManFan

      They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      They like it!

  10. The right way to buy on eBay: know what you want, what you want to pay for it...and then patiently wait for it to come up from a reputable seller. And get a refund any time you're scammed.

  11. Anything is possible.

    1. AtariNerd

      AtariNerd

      Sign Up For The NewZLetter.

  12. Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Ham on, ham on whole wheat. All right!

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet? Is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?

    3. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Sounds like you're entering the Eurovision Song Contest.

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  13. Do you have the facts about dihydrogen monoxide?

    1. MattelAquarius

      MattelAquarius

      In concentrated form, it can cause catastrophic damage to property. Many studies have shown it played a key role in weakening the structure of the Titanic. It caused many "survivors" of initial sinking to succumb to its dangerous effects in liquid form. First, a loss of consciousness, then death. The fact that it has been found at the center of every cancerous tumor, does not surprise leading oncologists.

    2. ls650

      ls650

      In combination with sodium chloride it can be deadly.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      It probably would have been banned by some bureaucrat by now, if it weren't at the heart of a multi-million-dollar industry.

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  14. You're being remaindered.

    1. Prosystemsearch
    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Just so I'm not De-Rezzed!

    3. S1500

      S1500

      He will divide us?

  15. ♫ I wish they all could be blonde and busty girls ♫

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      Prefer reds and small

    2. Prosystemsearch

      Prosystemsearch

      No, not gonna happen

  16. The older I get, the more I appreciate the systems I turned my nose up at decades ago.

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      lol. Yup, so true. Plus ca change plus c'est le meme chose.

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Agreed. Or for me the more appreciate systems I wanted but couldn't afford back then :)

    3. GoldLeader
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  17. In the beginning, good always overpowered the weevils of almond shins.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ha! We played the Hell out of that in the '80s (no pun intended)...But until a friend bought the album (with lyrics), instead of the tape, we never knew the exact words....

  18. It's like, totally, a rainbow in the dark. - Ronni Jane Dio, Valley Girl

    1. zylon

      zylon

      When there's lightening, it like totally brings me down.

    2. Omega-TI
    3. Grig

      Grig

      Hide ... Rainbow ... DUDE - Ronnie James Dio's Excellent Adventure

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  19. Don't anthropomorphize inanimate objects. They hate that.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I concur and so does my NES Brett.

  20. Now, where did I put my glasses?

    1. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      If only you could see so you could find them.

    2. save2600

      save2600

      you fumble around in the dark, but only find a candy wrapper

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      You gave them to Judy In Disguise. Guess you'll just take them back.

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  21. It's the New Zoo Review, coming right at you!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Holy Cow Frankodragon! It figures the outakes could be like that on a show so educational and sickly sweet haha...

    2. ferghead

      ferghead

      GoldLeader, I'm guessing you never saw Wacko! or Marlo and the Magic Movie Machine?

       

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Nope. I did just look them up on IMDB, but not familiar...

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  22. Fun with eBay: if you can't be bothered to take your own photos, don't ask a premium price. And if there are currently half a dozen or more listings of something, it's not "ultra rare."

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      fun with a blonde sounds far more interesting

    2. 7800fan

      7800fan

      pro tip: buyer is protected by eBay guarrantee. If the item you get doesn't match stock photo, the seller loses. Ripped a cheating seller a new one for trying to sell a picture of boxed SMB3 NES, got cart only with half label missing. He tried to spin his no-refund angle and eBay awarded me refund without returning shitty game (which doesn't work after all)

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Also, the other sellers open up a bunch of phony zero feedback accounts to run up the prices on their competitors' items.

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  23. In Soviet Russia, games play you!

    1. save2600

      save2600

      you get your copy of Battleship for the Jaguar yet?

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