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  1. How about calling it the Anti-Console ? (c) 2020 Pack Productions All rights reserved, all lefts as well, but not the middle you can have that for free
  2. A 'jib' ? I think it's the same thing as a henwai... ( Wait for it ) ( Wait ) ( Keep waiting ) ( Any century now ) ( Please fill out the v-card that came with our e-mail while you wait for the VCS to get released ) ( Re-re-re-retictulating Splines ) ( Operators are standing by ) ( Hi I'm Julie, I'm your operator, I'm only standing 'cause these cheap [ BLEEP ] didn't give me a chair to sit in ) ( Let's watch the progress bar some more ) ( Fun fact - Progress bars are the work of a lesser devil from the fire pits ) ( Julie again - If you call in the next 346512 nano seconds you'll recieve absoluetly free a gen-u-whine alalalalalauuuuuuminimimimininimin... tin foil can opener ) ( Offer void everywhere... but the middle on nowhere ) ( RETURN THE SLAB ! OR SUFFER MY CURSE ! ) ( Okay now that, That's out of the way ) What's a henwai ? Oh about 5 pounds...
  3. No no no, the blue arrow is where folks WISH the time line was right now.... We're STILL on the red one... didn't you get the memo ? I missed page 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 one one one one... Wait, no that's not 1111 in Binary... Well, you get the idea...
  4. White space again ? You think they'd know by now NOT to make it so easy for us... P.S. That or it's BREAKOUT 2 : ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
  5. No, that's just the Reader's Digest 'condensed' version you posted, there's also a LONGER un-cut version that is set to music that's 18 mins +
  6. THE 1000 + PAGE RECAP ================ A long, long time ago... On a website far, far away... Atari - Guess what, we're gonna make a console... Internet - Yea... Right... Atari - Don't doubt us, we're really gonna do it... Internet - Tell us another tall tale... Atari - All you got to do is... GIVE US YOUR MONEY ! Internet - We knew there was a catch to this... Atari - We'll call it "Ataribox" Internet - What a stupid name, people will get it mixed up with the Xbox... Atari - Okay we changed our minds, we'll call it the Atari VCS... Internet - Great, now folks will get it mixed up with the 2600 as it is also known as the VCS... Atari - We're going with Indiegogo... Indiegogo - You don't have to have a working anything to use our services, come right in Atari... Atari - Not to worry Internet we'll keep you up to date on what we're doing... ~ Time Passes ~ Internet - This has to be a scam, there hasn't been any updates for months... VCS fans - You all are just haters, give them time... ~ More Time Passes ~ Atari - We're making an announcement that there will be an announcement soon (tm) VCS fans - see we told you so... ~ Yet even more time passes ~ Atari - We promise we'll have something to show soon (tm) ~ Sometime later ~ [ Insert video of someone playing Tempest 4000 here ] VCS fans - ooooooooo, aaaaahhhhh, woooooow Tempest 4000 programmers - That video is a fake as no one here is working on a port for the Atari VCS... VCS fans - .... Atari - Uhm... Look... it says demo only right there on the video... ~ Things go quiet for awhile ~ Atari - We'll have something to show this 'Summer' ~ Summer Passes ~ Internet - Well ? ~ Fall Starts ~ Atari - We got something to show now... [ Shows off 'the board' ] VCS fans - see you were worried over nothing... Internet - That's nice, where is the RAM ? [ News leaks about the main guy working on the innards gets out ] Internet - Oh this just keeps getting better... Atari - Watch this... [ Video / Gif of the logo going on & off on the Unit ] VCS fans - see it works... Me - a $400.00 light switch, I'm not impressed... ~ Time Marches On ~ > ENTER THE WOZ ! < Internet - Oh this ought to be good... [ Lots of photos uploaded but no video of the actual event ] Internet - This seems to be a non-event as there's not much news attached to this, gee that don't seem weird to you does it ? Me - Oh look at all that nice white space over WOZ & Fred, time for MEMEs ~ Several Memes Later ~ Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other Internet - This is getting redonkulous... Me - Loading... Still Loading... Still Still Loading... Etc... Etc... Ect... Atari - We're delaying it AGAIN... Internet - Why are we not shocked by this... > 2019 Ends in a few days ! < [ There we go, up to date now, yes ? ] Sorry it took so long, but I wanted to reformat the old post so you wouldn't have to scroll as much to read it all in one sitting > MEANWHILE < P.S. Yes this was a LONG way to go just so I could do a MAXIS reference
  7. This Man... Would not get this joke...
  8. In other news... How long must this dry spell last ?
  9. SOON (tm) * soon is trade mark of Epic Games as in Duke Nuke 'em Forever was coming out soon, which turned to be a 10 year wait... good luck w/ that
  10. In case folks need a quick update on what's going on....
  11. The REAL reason Fred was showing off the 'box'
  12. It hasn't moved at all during all this time ?
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