So I wake up and look at my clock. I thought it said 8:11. So I go to the bathroom and come out and go to the kitchen. All the clocks read 11:08. I know I didn't spend 3 hours in the bathroom. Why does little stuff like this keep happening?
Did the alien abduction happen during the bathroom visit, and the aliens quickly decided to drop him off again, a few minutes earlier than he had entered the bathroom?