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  1. I'm a proud supporter of the bowel movement.

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    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Your work in that regard has been very impressive. I suggest eating at PF Chang's for even greater gains.

    3. TheGameCollector

      TheGameCollector

      What a crappy joke.

    4. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      Nothing better than taking a massive dump

  2. Under my fingernail itches but I can't scratch it because there's this stupid fingernail in the way.

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    2. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      I used to get pain under my nails until I started cleaning them regularly. I researched that there can be fungus under the nails. The nail clippers with the little "pick" thing are hard to find. I mightve gotten mine on Amazon.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      ICE CUBE

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      @SoundGammonI used to do that when I had a fungal infection on my hands.  The hot water burns off all the histamines so it doesn't itch anymore.

  3. Hope @SlidellMan is okay, just saw on the news about a tornado in Slidell.

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    2. Wayler

      Wayler

      Damn, I thought you were joking at first but that's where his user name comes from? Hope he is alright. 

    3. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Hey, I'm alright and we didn't get hit. We did, however, get some flooding in the back yard outside the fence.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Glad you're all right @SlidellMan!  Saw you guys on the news and it was like DAMN!!!

  4. An AI-related Garfield strip...from 1987!

    1987-08-08.jpg.34879cebf554c0a8bf2a75eb5ec4a333.jpg

  5. It would take an ordinary garden snail twelve years to crawl from Los Angeles to NYC.

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I thought you left.

    2. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      LA to New York??? That's no ordinary snail!

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      @CPUWIZ - I did. Then I came back.

  6. I just bought something on eBay. Why do I need three e-mails about it?

    1. Intellivision Master

      Intellivision Master

      I know what you mean.  Some companies send too many emails.  Less is more.

  7. I put flea medicine on the cat. Now she hates me.

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    2. LS650

      LS650

      But she'll be happier in the long run!

    3. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Now, to apply autotune to that cat...

       

    4. Razzie.P

      Razzie.P

      As long as the fleas hate her, it'll all balance out.

  8. Don't tell anyone, but...i'm not wearing green.

    1. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Neither am I, and I'm Irish.

  9. "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't." I'm always a nut.

    1. desiv

      desiv

      Better to be a joy than a mound anyway!!!

    2. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      At least you could get deer nuts under a buck.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Or truck nuts under yer truck.

  10. Listerine is named Listerine because it contains listeria.

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Turns out listeria is also named after Joseph Lister.

    3. Zoyous
    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^ Ohh,  Lister from Red Dwarf??  AWESOME!!

       

      Red Dwarf was simply Amazing!!!

  11. Cailtin Clark passes Pistol Pete's NCAA scoring record.

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    2. Hydro Thunder

      Hydro Thunder

      She's a great athlete, it's fun to watch her.  Hope she does well in the WNBA too!

      As for the comments re: Pete etc, well, it's all perspective.  And the record is still the record, and now Caitlin has it.

      Pistol Pete can rest easy (RIP) knowing he'll forever have the record in the non-3pt era, and in 3 seasons.

    3. bubufubu

      bubufubu

      Actually, Pearl Moore has the record with 4,061 points.  Again, accumulated without any threes.

       

      All Caitlin has is the "NCAA" record.  It was formed in 1982 and, for some reason, refuses to acknowledge college basketball records which precede its existence.

    4. bubufubu

      bubufubu

      *Edit - Caitlin has the NCAA Women's record.  Apples and oranges compared to Men's basketball.

       

      Also, Maravich got his total in just 83 games.  Mind boggling.

  12. The snow started sticking even though it's above freezing. 1 inch and counting.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      The snow has stopped.

  13. I went to Goodwill to see if I could find an old CRT TV so I could play my light gun games. Nothing but flat-screen TVs. Argh!

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    2. Radio F Software

      Radio F Software

      Yup. I believe thrift stores today don't even accept CRT's as donations anymore. There is a huge charity shop where I live that donates money to all of the local church groups and they are very picky about what they take. They will refuse CRT televisions outright... and then for some reason they will put "CRT" on the price tag they hang on the flat screen displays they do accept. It's a bunch of old people who run the store though so I just assume they don't actually know what they are doing.

       

      Best bet seems to be Craigslist these days. Sometimes you'll come across people just looking to get rid of an old set, though often times now you'll find people who are aware they are preferred for playing vintage games on and will charge accordingly.

    3. LS650

      LS650

      But CRTs are s-o-o-o 20th century...  😉

    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      @atari2600land Yeah, that might be a bit far - we're in Oklahoma.  I've got either a 27" or 29" Sharp CRT TV that was a roadside find.  Seems to work fine, but needs a cleanup.  Once Winter hit, it was sidelined but I figure I'll get back on it in a few weeks.

  14. Happy Pistachio day! I don't think I've ever actually eaten a pistachio, though.

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      It reminds me of the James Bond movie "For Your Eyes Only":

      Quote

      Bond wakes up inside Columbo’s ship. Columbo sits at his desk, waiting to talk to him. He insists that it is Kristatos who is the true drug smuggler, not him. Columbo merely smuggles gold, diamonds, cigarettes, and - most importantly - pistachio nuts.

      https://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/allies/columbo

  15. I feel this odd feeling to dip potato chips in ketchup.

    1. Radio F Software

      Radio F Software

      They make ketchup flavored chips in Canada. I have a friend who sends me a bag every year on my birthday (sometimes on Christmas instead). A local grocer even carried a "black pepper ketchup" flavored chip for a limited time. They are good, it really just tastes like dipping a french fry in ketchup and what's a potato chip but a flat french fry? :P

    2. moycon

      moycon

      My cousin would put ketchup on chips back in the 70's. I always scrunched my nose at her. I didn't realize that you can put ketchup on anything and it tastes good. I put some on a dog turd earlier today, delicious!! 

    3. thanatos

      thanatos

      Back when we were kids a friend of mine would dip them in BBQ sauce - and to this day I still have to do it occasionally.

      Specifically it was Open Pit.  Not made the same anymore though, but still has the nostalgia.

  16. George Washington didn't have a middle name.

    1. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      George Washington Carver did

  17. Acartohygieiophobia is the fear of running out of toilet paper.

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    2. bent_pin

      bent_pin

      On the other hand? I thought that's what the toilet paper was for.

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      If you have constipation, stick your hand up there and scoop it out.

    4. carlsson

      carlsson

      🤢 I see what you did there...

  18. Why would Photoshop reset itself and erase all my things I did to customize it?

    1. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      If it crashed, then either 1) its Preferences became corrupted and couldn't load them, so it reset to its defaults or 2) if you had made all of those changes without ever having quit Photoshop and *then* it crashed, it may not have saved them in the first place. Photoshop typically saves custom settings when the application is being quit. This is bad if the application crashes while quitting, and before being able to save those settings. Usually, if I go through and add custom Actions, Brushes, etc., I'll intentionally quit Photoshop so it updates the preferences.

       

      If you run backups on your computer regularly (and you should), and Photoshop *had* saved those preferences before, it's possible to restore them by replacing the current settings with earlier copies. Google "Where are my Photoshop preferences saved" and that'll point you in the right direction.

       

      There are ways to intentionally reset them, but they're unlikely to be triggered by accident: https://www.greaterthangatsby.com/how-to-reset-the-photoshop-preferences-file/

  19. I don't like the new blog layout.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      That's interesting because I was speaking to the new blog layout over cocktails and it speaks very highly of you sir. 

  20. Phil predicted an early Spring

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      I hope he's wrong.  I want some more snow.

    2. r_chase

      r_chase

      Well, he might be right on that front. Over here, it was a nice, balmy 55 degrees Fahrenheit for the past two days. However, it's clouding up again today and it might rain or snow...if we're unlucky enough that is.

  21. I ordered delivery pizza from Dominos. About 40 minutes later I get an ad e-mail from them telling me to order some them.

    1. LS650

      LS650

      Order seconds!  :D

  22. I got an e-mail showing my package was delivered but it wasn't. I don't think it had been stolen by porch pirates because I live in an area with a bunch of old people. I looked everywhere out there and it wasn't there. What can I do? The USPS says it was delivered.

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      My neighbor came to drop it off to me. Turns out it was in her mailbox after all.

    3. bent_pin
    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well,  I'm glad it worked out!

       

      I know I was getting Amazon (?) packages delivered that came with a pic of it on my doorstep.  And even though it takes them a few more minutes that way,  I figured that was seriously the best way.  That way I know it came to my house, ...also we don't tend to have "porch pirates" around here, but I know they're a problem for people.  I Hate idiots who steal!

  23. Discovered why my room was so cold. It's never good to have your window open just a crack when it's 18 degrees out.

    1. r_chase

      r_chase

      Not gonna lie, that is indeed stupid. Let's hope you don't have to do it again.

    2. Grig

      Grig

      Yes that will do it. sleeping outside in the cold is always cold too ... especially when bicycles and crack are involved (you had to be there)

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Well you got some fresh frigid air.

  24. The Golden Gate Bridge is the most photographed bridge in the world. And George Washington had no middle name.

    1. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      the more you know

  25. I understand midnight, but why shoot off fireworks at 8:42 in the evening?

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Last 8:42 of 2023?

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