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  1. I had a very odd dream that the Jaguar had a slot where you could put in Lynx games and it would play them.

  2. There's a huge spider on the wall but I can't get to it because it's close to the ceiling and it's a really high ceiling and I hate looking at it because it's really huge.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      1up! Argiopes are cool. I always tried to make them sit in my Big-Trak Transporter and give them rides when I was a kid.

    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      You should try to touch it. If it bites you, you may get super powers!

    3. Trip2018

      Trip2018

      Shoot it wih a nerf gun. I shot a cricket on the ceiling and couldn't sleep because it screeched in pain all night.

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  3. So I wake up and look at my clock. I thought it said 8:11. So I go to the bathroom and come out and go to the kitchen. All the clocks read 11:08. I know I didn't spend 3 hours in the bathroom. Why does little stuff like this keep happening?

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Bathroom dreams are fun. A neverending piss.. A log bigger than the toilet.. Waking up hoping you didn't piss the bed.. Great stuff!

    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Mild situational dyslexia maybe? Happens to me sometimes when I'm groggy too.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      My alarm clock has a brightness knob, When it's dim, it's easy to misread first thing in the morning,...Not saying that's your issue...Tired eyes maybe?

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  4. So I'm confused. How many MB does Super Mario 64 have? And how does that compare to the average Jaguar game?

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I don't know about N64 games, because I've never been interested enough to find out, but most (commercial) Jaguar games ranged in size from 1 to 4 megabytes.

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      SM64 = 64Mbit, or 8MB. Bigger and significantly better than any Jaguar game.

  5. OK...NOW the Ducks lost.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Sometimes they just shoot themselves in the foot so much that all you can do is laugh.

    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      It's like shooting duck's feet in a barrel.

  6. I think Albert is ignoring me. :(

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      He's gonna ignore this update just so you feel justified

    2. Albert

      Albert

      Yeah, I am super busy with PRGE preparations, not intentionally ignoring you! Will go hunt your PM down.

       

    3. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      Albert tends to ignore people all the time. You should contact the administrator to ban him!!!

       

      (j/k!)

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  7. when I go to eBay and start typing "Sega Game Gear games", one of the suggestions when I type "se" is "sex toys for women." Do women really buy sex toys on eBay?

    1. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      When I first moved to Orlando my wife and I went out to some local yard sales, and one house had a little table in back w/ sex toys for sale... at their yard sale! Welcome to Florida

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hahaaa Like in that movie Suburbia where the punk kids go to a garage sale and ask if they got any dildos ...

    3. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      @BydoEmpire: Well, I guess that after they retire to Sun City, they don't need them any more... :P

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  8. Found the MANOS episode of MST3K on Netflix. Will watch it tonight.

    1. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      Hah jaybird before I even read it I was going to say the Beast of Yucca flats. My god that was a tough one!

    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      You should try "The Room," riffed by RiffTraxx (so bad that not even MST3K watched it!)

    3. pacman000

      pacman000

      Didn't MST3K end before "The Room" came out?

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  9. Just got Netflix. Anything I should watch besides the MST3k revival?

    1. godslabrat
    2. 2600 Forever

      2600 Forever

      What? You are over 30 and still living with your mom? Get the f&*k out of there.

    3. Tickled_Pink
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  10. Do I have to reset the Jaguar to switch games on Jeff Minter Classics?

    1. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      Yes I think so.

    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Well, that's dumb. Otherwise, I like the game.

  11. With liver tea and just ice for owl.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      We the peep hole, in order to form a more perfect onion..

  12. Adult Swim won't let me record their shows on DVD. Well, where's the "Off the Air" DVD set then, stupid idiots?!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hmmm...My DVR records all nicely...So is it an issue with a DVD recorder then? (I don't have one so don't know how it works (or doesn't))...

  13. I bought something on AtariAge on 8/21. I haven't heard anything since. Did they just take my money and run?

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      It'll come. I'm from a far away planet, and my orders from AA arrive without any notification needed

    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      You may want to contact Albert directly, just in case there was a problem -- but other than that, I would just wait.

    3. masschamber

      masschamber

      He's just catching up with with a back log of orders, besides the normal wait time is about 2 weeks like it says on the store page

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  14. It's almost midnight. Just saw an opossum walk across the back patio. Either that or the biggest darn rat I have ever seen.

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Raccoons, skunks, and javalinas all come to the porch to get a taste of the cat food I've got in a tote. So good vermin ask for it by name!

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      We have a gopher problem. Kill all the go(l)phers!

    3. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      Cats? What are these 'Cats' you speak of?

      All that is here are very clever, over-sized, extremely fluffy, over-sized, RATS!

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  15. Started a new game file of Wario Land for Game Boy. I beat the level 1 boss.

    1. Trip2018
    2. Atari PAC-MAN Fan

      Atari PAC-MAN Fan

      Play Wario Land 2 & 3. I guarantee that they will be some of your favorite games on the GBC!

  16. I got an email with no subject line and so I opened it. All it said was "HI." Um, okay...

  17. If you make tweets on Twitter, shouldn't it be called "Tweeter"?

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      It's full of twits, so the name is still appropriate.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      My app will have people making dog noises....I'll call it Woofer...

    3. xucaen

      xucaen

      I think if you use a shitter, then you just made sheets.

  18. Had to decline a counteroffer on eBay. It was only $2 less than the original asking price. Why bother making it almost exactly the same price? $40.10 vs. 38.10. Really?

    1. masschamber

      masschamber

      the worst is ebays adding free shipping as default occasionally. I hate free shipping since shipping to NY might be 18 dollars but california will be 60, why would I offer free shipping on stuff with disparities like that. Though for best offer I will usually take 30% less than my asking price unless it is something super rare that doesn't have values to go off of

    2. dj_convoy

      dj_convoy

      I've never once made a counter offer / different offer. Anathema to me. Just bid or BIN.

    3. onemoretime

      onemoretime

      I have the tendency to do the same thing on ebay that I do at flea markets. I ll leave my number, and ask them to contact me if they don t sell and get down to whatever number I offer and feel it s worth.

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  19. Is it just me or does Commavid's logo look like the number 9?

    1. pacman000

      pacman000

      No, it's not just you.

    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I always thought it looked like half of a semicolon.

    3. Spriggy

      Spriggy

      Looks more like an upside down 6.

  20. I had a choking fit. I tried to eat some pizza but it wouldn't stay down. I must have been in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes until I barfed up a huge wad of something. Then I could eat again. This isn't the first time, either. I think there's something wrong with my throat.

    1. Punisher5.0

      Punisher5.0

      Sounds like acid reflux problem

    2. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      Don't wait... Go To The Doctor Now.

    3. simbalion

      simbalion

      Yes, get to the Doctor ASAP!

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  21. I HATE IT when people don't answer me when I e-mail them. Have people lost all common courtesy or something?

    1. CPUWIZ
    2. youxia

      youxia

      Overzealous spam protections are also a menace

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      One of those people who get mad when someone doesn't text back in two seconds, eh?

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  22. It's July 9. Stop with the fireworks!

    1. MotoRacer

      MotoRacer

      THANK you. When I was a kid (shakes cane) we celebrated holidays on said holiday. Not 2-5 days prior or afterwords. Fucking idiot parents these days.

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      I can understand celebrating the weekend before or after when the holiday falls on a Wednesday.

       

      But the 9th was a Monday! Agreed, enough already.

    3. DoctorSpuds
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  23. The dog really hates fireworks. Why can't they stop? It's only 7:30!

    1. Rockin' Kat

      Rockin' Kat

      Growing up fireworks always made me worry about the house get caught on fire. I really do not miss living in an area where personal fireworks are legal.

    2. Atari PAC-MAN Fan

      Atari PAC-MAN Fan

      My cat sympathizes with your dog. He hates fireworks, too!

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Because people are idiots. Fireworks are illegal here (due to the extreme risk of fires), yet people have been shooting them off for days.

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  24. Found a jug of water with an expiration date of 1999.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Every glass of water you consume will have piss from Einstein and Aristotle in it. About 4 atoms per person who ever lived.

    2. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      Must've been a Y2K prepper who wasted it.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Where did you find it? That's the question. Was it in back of the thing? Or under the deal with the stuff on top of it?

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