[Why can't video games be easy?]

Yes, but many video games are plagued by indecent challenges, unfairly impossible challenges that can never be beaten. At least by me anyway.

[Forced updates]

She mainly uses it for the Internet. Sometimes she puts pictures from her phone onto it, but I guess she can store them on my computer.

[Stuff under my bed.]

Well, I meant the bed. I guess the spider, too.

[Dreamcast]

Well, it only happens if I plug it in and it has been unplugged. Which is a lot. I guess I should get a power strip and always leave the Dreamcast plugged in it.

[Puppies and 'puters]

Well, I'll be computerless in my room for at least two weeks. I had to give them permission to ship my computer to some service center god knows where. The hard drive was acting funny, or something. I knew something wasn't right with it. Argh.

[Castle of Doom VB update]

I can't get the stupid thing to work on a real Virtual Boy, so I give up.

[HBO Redux]

The only way I would watch HBO is if they put this on there again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NKoMNy5bY

[My stupid new computer]

The stupid thing had to reset three times so far in the few hours I've used it.

[Mr. Ultra is huge.]

I figured it out.

[Mr. Ultra is huge.]

I tried that but it didn't work.

[replacing a computer]

I guess I won't be getting a NX if it's download only.

[i is for intro]

You can get it to say anything provided you can fit all the code to say what you want in there. Long messages like that, (or what the Timelord says) would take a lot of work, testing and retesting with the diphthong set. To make things easier, I just work with the preprogrammed phrases.

[A musical ant]

I have finished a DVD ActionMax game which I have been selling.

[This isn't working out.]

I took it back. It's too late now.

[The grass is always greener on the hard side]

Thanks. It's really hard since I don't know what I'm doing.

[No more bacon]

Cola is disgusting.

[S*****!]

Hmm. They must be treating it as a double entendre when it really isn't.

[The genius of the ActionMax.]

I found an ad for Captain Power on one of my VHS tapes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyEVrYhk9hQ

[Game Genie works, I don't]

The Game Genie code book came with it. There is no "official" code for starting off levels with rings.

[Game Gear collection]

I have a flash cart to test the games I program for the Game Gear. And if someone can find a good ROM site with no dumb pop-ups or misleading download ads, please tell me it.

[Game Gear collection]

I have an Everdrive, but I still want to collect games for the Game Gear because it's such a cool handheld console.

[gosub instead of goto]

I'm close to filling up the 4k. What's weird is that a few times, I have had -100 or so bytes left and the game wouldn't compile, and so I take out one tiny thing and suddenly I have 43 bytes left.

[Unboxing Chibi-Robo Amiibo!]

I saw an amiibo that was Mario but looks like he was made out of Legos and resembled the pixels of Mario from Super Mario Bros. I'm just wondering, but you probably have that one, right?

[That's it. I quit.]

Thank you for saying that. It means a lot to me.

[Lode Runner level 2 is impossible.]

The manual does not say how to dig.