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  1. Albert, can you check your PM?

  2. Is the AA store back open?

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Was it closed?

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      They were closed briefly. They had to clean up after a big staff party or something.

       

      I understand there was a lot of mopping involved.

    4. jetset
  3. Any other 5200 owners ever put on RS Baseball and just let the computer play? The blues are up 1-0 against the reds right now. Bottom of the 4th.

    1. bluejay

      bluejay

      Ah...

      If only I had the adapter, switchbox, and controllers for my 5200.

  4. Does this look infected to you?

    1. save2600

      save2600

      Yes, you'll probably end up losing that leg

  5. 42

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    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      How many roads must a man walk down?

    3. GoldLeader
    4. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Fuck off, I ran out of 42.

  6. What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?

    1. Lord Innit

      Lord Innit

      That be 604 by Toxteth O'Grady (USA) who also happens to hold the record for the world's stickiest bogey. Can't catch me out on a bit of The Young Ones trivia! :)

    2. Eltigro

      Eltigro

      Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry were on that episode.

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      That would have to be an extremely large nostril to have 604 marshmallows stuck up it.

  7. I got a little black book with me poems in it!

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      But my cat peed on it.

    2. Swami

      Swami

      You! Yes, you laddie! You behind the bike shed!

  8. For sale: Parachute - Never opened, used once. Small stain.

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    2. NE146

      NE146

      Nintendo G&W Parachute? How much?

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Pair a shoe - used during skydiving accident

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

  9. I got a little black book with me poems in it!

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    2. rockdoc2010

      rockdoc2010

      I got wide staring eyes

    3. newtmonkey

      newtmonkey

      I got a strong urge to fly!

    4. save2600

      save2600

      And I've got second sight.

  10. What's that game...kind of like warring worms but it's just one player and you get the dot and every dot makes your snake/worm longer and so on and so on...???

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      If it's on the Commodore 64, you're looking for Serpentine:

       

    3. jetset

      jetset

      YES! Tapeworm is the game!!! Thank you Kiwi!!

    4. lemoncurry

      lemoncurry

      I wrote a CoCo two liner version back in the day that sadly I never submitted anywhere. It was impressive, for two lines of code.

  11. "Are you classified as human"?

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      The term is now "hu-per-sun." Son signifies male.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      So are Hu-Cards made for the TG-16 made out of people like soylent green?

    4. SiLic0ne t0aD
  12. W00T! Yankees back in first place!

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    2. jetset

      jetset

      LOL No they got whalloped on Thursday.

    3. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      No one hates the Yankees because they are successful. They hate yankee fans because they are smug douchebags who have a canned retort to everything. Much like Bill Gates.

       

    4. jetset

      jetset

      Awww...somebody gowna cwy???

  13. Why the HELL do ppl have "pets" and keep them outside 24/7? A**holes behind us leave their dog out...been barking all night. Time to call animal control!

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    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      Barking dog usually means the owners don't know how to handle dogs. They should watch Cesar 911!

    3. high voltage

      high voltage

      France. I lived on a farm for a year, 2 dogs outside on leads all year round.

    4. jetset

      jetset

      Living on a farm is slightly different. Those are farm animals, not pets. Here in the states people call thier animals "pets", then make them suffer outdoors in sweltering heat. It's deplorable.

  14. Insomnia S-U-C-K-S!

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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      +1 on that!

       

    3. VectorGamer

      VectorGamer

      I take Benadryl melatonin doesn't work for me

    4. NE146

      NE146

      Is it insomnia or is delayed sleep phase where you sleep fine 5am - noon? :P

  15. Life sucks, then you die.

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    2. jetset

      jetset

      That one works too!

    3. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      How uplifting.

    4. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      "Life's a bitch and then you die" - so make the most of it!

  16. Yo' mama's so poor she only walks with one shoe - when I ask if she lost a shoe she says no, I found one.

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      Yo' momma is so nasty, she got more crust on her toes than Kentucky Friend Chicken!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Your mother is so obese, her diabetes got diabetes.

  17. Rob Lowe just told me that if I don't switch to Direct TV I'll become a fat, older, uglier, unintelligent version of myself. Thanks! Ima switch right now!

    1. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Actually, you'd become a fat, older, uglier version of him. For some people, that's an improvement.

  18. Exactly what is Queen Latifuh Queen of?

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    2. Atarian7
    3. Cobra Kai
    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I hear that she wanted to be the "Queen of Nice", but as a sick and twisted joke, somebody already applied that title to Rosie O'Donnell.

  19. Thank god soccer is over. 53 days for real football to start!

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    2. jetset

      jetset

      Tells me the us is pretty smart. ;)

       

    3. atarian63
    4. NE146

      NE146

      Too bad the US didn't do so well in the World Cup of Soccer this time around.. but there's always next year!

  20. Bye LeBron! Thanks for four swesome seasons. Just keep the other players away from your mom this time!

  21. Congrats to San Antonio. One of the best performances I've seen in the finals. Well deserved title.

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    2. amiman99

      amiman99

      We Are The Champs!

       

    3. Curious Sofa

      Curious Sofa

      After last year, I was genuinely nervous until about 3:00 left. :)

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I called Spurs in 5 before the Finals started. If they game the Blazers absolute fits I thought Miami might be in trouble.

  22. 94 degrees today. Whew!

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Send it here! It's in the low 50's and raining hard in Rhode Island.

    2. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Send it here! It's in the low 50's and raining hard in Rhode Island.

    3. jetset

      jetset

      LOVE to!

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