atari2600land's Blog - The worst poem in the world...

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...because it was written by me.

 

digital roadkill flying mops

getting pulled over by the cops

big fat flag in my ear

something's coming and it's here

elephant stomping on the couch

radio hygiene in a kangaroo's pouch

qtips floating in a sea

of grape koolaid at a toad jamboree

buttcheeks apart where the ants climb in

white playstations getting drunk on gin

i like strawberries, eat em all day

rancid markers on ebay

kids playin banjos on a broken tray

nobody listen to what birdie has to say

will you come and lick my behind

declaration of atonement signed

little pencils all aligned

for the benefit of mankind.

 

and i've written stuff weirder (and grosser) than that...

 

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